Vulcanitatosis
by Bishop T
Vulcanitatosis is a Trekker's disease
Its hard to get rid of but you catch it with ease
You say you've never kissed a Vulcan, listen to this
How come you're on the Vulcanitatosis list?
Vulcanitatosis can give you quite a scare!
But come, let's touch two fingers we have medicare!
Vulcanitatosis was discovered one day
By a famous Vulcan Diplomat the following way
He grabbed a Human Teacher and when she gave a lurch
He said, "This is logical, we're only doing research!"
Vulcanitatosis can make you slightly sick
Don't raise your eyebrows, hold me tight and kiss me quick!
Vulcanitatosis is contagious but nice
Once I knew a Lady that contracted it twice
First she kissed her Vulcan boss, endangered her life
And while she was recovering she became his wife!
Yes, thats the diagnosis it's a Trekker's disease
So Vulcans come as close as you wish or you please
Cause Vulcanitatosis will raise my temperature
And lets continue trekking cause there is no cure!