Dumbledore turned Five
Hundred-eight
Became Minister and Voldemort showed the next day
It's a Dementor here wanting to say
It's a Azkaban pardon two
minutes too late
Isn't it ironic ... don't you think
A little
too ironic and I really do think
It's like
rain on your Quidditch game day
It's a free night bus ride when
you've already paid
It's Albus' advice that you just didn't
take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Mr. Play It Safe
was afraid to fly
He put his book bag down and kissed his
girlfriend good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that
flight
And as the broom crashed down he thought
'Well isn't
this nice...'
And isn't it ironic ... don't you think
A
little too ironic and I really do think
It's like
rain on your Quidditch game day
It's a free night bus ride when
you've already paid
It's Albus' advice that you just didn't
take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Well Snape has a
funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay
and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping
you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and your potion
blows up
In your face
It's a floo network jam when you're
already late
It's a no-apperating sign ,oh that's just great
It's like ten
thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the
girl of my dreams
And having her hate me for life
And isn't it
ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic... and yeah I
really do think...
It's like
rain on your Quidditch game day
It's a free night bus ride when
you've already paid
It's Albus' advice that you just didn't
take
Who would've thought ... it figures
Draco has a
funny way of sneaking up on you
Draco has a funny, funny way of
ratting you out
Ratting you out