It was a cloudy day as it always does. Harry awoke with his scar burning always did lately and walked down the stairs of the burrow to go to breakfast but wha t harry would see next would scar him for life.He got to the bottom of the stairs and went to enter rons room(ron got a room downstairs) what harry saw was so gross it made him want to vomit. It was ron who was in a tiny leather outfit and voldermort who was oddly wearing a pink playboy bunny oufit top with a matching thong. Ron was paddling voldermort. Harry ran as fast as he could back up stairs. Ron not to far behind him still carrying his paddle.Ron finaaly caught up to harry and began to explain Ok harry he was here to kill you and well for the first time i acctually saw him for the first time like acctually "saw"him i couldnt resist him just that ugly snake face sime what turns me on and well i just had to.but harrys response wasnt so nice,you bitch you said you loved me was all that passionate sex nothing to you.Im sorry ive fallen for another man there is nothing i can do ok unless you got screw your face up to look like a snake it just cant work im sorry said Ron,but you know harry that malfoy talks about you all the time i belive its draco,said voldermort as he walked up the stair.Harry quickly pulled out his wand,but voldermort did not harry was shocked.Voldermort smiled and laughed,harry oh dear harry i dont want to kill you at least not any more not after last night me and ron we are in love i mean damn hes got a 13 inch wand if you know what i meanwinks.But if you wish i will hook you and malfoy up.Now let us all go outside.They all go outside.when they arrive outside voldermort pulls out his wand and points it at the airharry automatically assumes bloddy hell its the dark mark but instead voldermort cast the ranboarius spell casting a huge rainbow into the air and said thats my new mark.THE END