Random Insanity: A Detective Conan Story
By Death88
CHAPTER TWO!
Well, I was lying on the couch at 2 AM when I was inspired to write another chapter of all my stories. So I'm back, and with a new computer to boot! Unfortunately, I am no longer allowed to answer reviews in chapters. WAAAAAH! WAAAAAH! WAAAAAH! You saw nothing. Fortunately, if you have a fanfiction dot net account, I can send you a P.M. with a review response! HOORAY! And on that note, the next chapter of Random Insanity.
Dare to… arrest.
"There is no way you can catch me, the Kaitou Kid, within five minutes."
"Yes, there is."
"No way! We're standing on the top of a building, none of the sides are enclosed, I have my glider, I can always jump off the side, and there are a hundred more ways to evade capture. You see, that's what being the Kaitou Kid is all about…"
Kid turned to face the moon.
"…living a normal life by day, evading the police and fulfilling my objective by night."
Kaitou turned pale as he felt two pairs of handcuffs click on around his hands and his feet. He slowly turned back around to face the grin of his captor.
"Oh damn it. You're a real asshole, Shinichi."
Ever Watched Law & Order?
"In the criminal justice system, there are two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate the crimes, and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories."
Law & Order Theme plays
LAW PORTION
STARRING: Shinichi Kudo as Detective Lennie Briscoe
Heiji Hattori as Detective Rey Curtis
Inspector Megure as Captain Don Cragen
ORDER PORTION
STARRING: Death88 as Executive Assistant District Attorney Jack McCoy
Ran Mouri as Assistant District Attorney Abbie Carmichael
Eri Kisaki as District Attorney Nora Lewin
cuts to a scene of Briscoe, Curtis, McCoy, and Carmichael walking down a hallway
Ran: Am I really qualified to be an Assistant District Attorney?
Death88: Shut up and walk.
Shinichi: What kind of a name is Briscoe anyway?
CREATED BY DICK WOLF, EDITED BY DEATH88
Divine Author Intervention
Shinichi: Who the hell are you?
Death88: The story was getting boring. I almost lost the motivation to write more. But then I had a wonderful idea.
Shinichi: Which is…?
Death88: DRINKING CONTEST!
LATER…
Everyone: Kogoro wins.
Death88: But we haven't even started the contest!
Ran: Your point?
Death88: I see… Kogoro is disqualified.
Kogoro: WHAT! Why!
Death88: Because… you're a loser. Okay, does everyone know the rules? Good. Round One: Bud Light. GO!
ROUND ONE RESULTS…
Name Inebriety (Drunkenness, 15 MAX)
Shinichi 2
Ran 2
Eri 1
Kogoro DQ
Heiji 2
Kazuha 2
Aoko 2
Kaito 17 (DQ, he was drunk before the contest began)
Death88 2
ROUND TWO: SMIRNOFF
RESULTS
Name Inebriety (Drunkenness, 15 MAX)
Shinichi 6
Ran 5
Eri 3
Heiji 6
Kazuha 5
Aoko 4
Death88 6
ROUND THREE: JACK DANIELS
RESULTS
Name Inebriety (Drunkenness, 15 MAX)
Shinichi 9
Ran 7
Eri 6
Heiji 8
Kazuha 7
Aoko 6
Death88 8
ROUND FOUR: WHATEVER CHEAP SHT KOGORO DRINKS
RESULTS
Name Inebriety (Drunkenness, 15 MAX)
Shinichi 15
Ran 15
Eri 15
Heiji 15
Kazuha 15
Aoko 15
Death88 15
WINNER: Nobody!
Fight!
"OW! OW! OW! Stop it, Ran!"
"Hah hah! You like that, don't you, Shinichi!"
"Oh, but look! I have a secret weapon!"
A gunshot rang out.
"Aw! I got a Game Over!"
"How about that? Guess you ran out of money."
"I could have sworn I had a twenty… SHINICHI! YOU STOLE MY TWENTY!"
Shinichi received a sound beating as one Kaito Kuroba watched from atop the Virtual Reality Fighting game.
What A Short Chapter!
This isn't another bit, this is the end. What, you wanted more. Geez, looks like somebody's developing a God complex. Or at least a Control Death88 complex. Oh yeah, remember…
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