Harvest Moon Raps, Yo!

by BooBoo

Sorry, but I couldn't make a comeback without a song parody. This one is very good, it's a nice short read and it's very enjoyable

Harvest Moon Raps, Yo!

Jack

I'm the farmer called Jack

You know I never slack

Got 450g worth of bamboo in my back pack

When I first got here I was pickin' weeds

Now they call me Johnny 'cause I be sowin' the seeds

Give the chicken's their feed

I got what ya'll need

I got the sprites workin' and they work with speed

FEEEEEEL MEEEE!

Cliff

My mind's at ease

I shoot the breeze

I got no dope, no boof, no chaw, and no sleaze

Tunic with no sleeves

My game be sweet like honey to the bees

They say "Trowa Barton" I say "Naw, it's me"

Duke

I be at the inn and I be spittin' game

Fuck the brain, I'll take the fame

I have a few, there goes my shame

Forget about Manna, I got the wine to blame

Jack

You can't step to me now I'm a farmin' giant

With shipments so big Zack can't deny it

The call my shipments Nationwide they so reliant

You see it at the store you know you got to buy it

Yo, I'm from the city but I swich my slang

Try to steal my honey, bitch, you'll feel the stang

You been cleanin' out my stables, boy, I smell the stank

Lock the barn, mothafucka, or you meet my shank

Even in the winter I got money in the bank

The call me "The General" at least that be my rank

All the other farmer's, their ships be sank

All the girls loose their breath when I start to swank

DJ Greg, give me some love

If you farm like Jack farms you don't wanna step to this

It's the corn-funk era, funked out with an agrarian twist

If you got cows like he does, you get money everyday

And if your door get busted G-O-T-Z will mitigate

- BooBoo