In Year 5:
As Umbridge goes to Harry, smirking, she says "hey Harry why were you kissing Hermione in the common room?" Harry blushes, before saying "she was lookin' fine this morning so I gave her a smooch on the lips" "that's very odd, to my office now!" says Umbridge, Harry follows, but before long he goes "Avada Kedavra!", killing Umbridge instantly but, it turns out it was Ron who was using the Poly juice potion in order to see if Harry was dating Hermione. Umbridge then finds Harry crying next to Ron's dead body and then umbridge laughs and starts break dancing on Ron's corpse while singing "Old Town Road" then Hagrid see's this but Harry gets mad, points his wand at Hagrid and says "Cruicio" umbridge then screams and has sex with Harry and they have 4 children. Then Hermione cries herself to sleep forever and ever. To be continued…
In Year 6:
Harry yells at Umbridge "what's that new curse you made?" Umbridge replies "the poopy curse" "what's that" Harry replies "it makes you poop till' you drop to the floor" that sounds like Ligma!" "What's ligma?" "ligma balls lmfao". Harry and Umbridge then divorce and Harry murders his children and then kills his sister (Harribrione) and then he revives Ron and licks his toes clean saying "those wormies made your tosies dirty" Ron then goes and cries upside down on top of Hermione's body "omg so cringe that your here omg omg omg", he then dies of too much crying and then he starts to build a car and then opens a car business named "Ron's mechanic office and abortion clinic" (he likes to use the killing curse). Then Harry goes to Iron Man and kills him and then he kills the Hobbits from The Lord Of The Rings and then he wakes up from his dream and then he kisses Umbridge goodbye and licks her toes clean saying "those wormies made your toesies dirty", he then runs away to clean Hermione's ear so she can hear correctly and doesn't have anymore ear wax.