Halo: The Master Chief Chronicles
Chapter 3
Sidewinder Violence
Lt. Lars leads Chris and MC into the barracks, where they will now live, eat, and sleep.
Lt. Lars: Here are your rooms. Now, Listen Up! You rest today, tomorrow is your first day on duty. You two will also go through Vehicle and Weapons Trai-
Master Chief (Interrupting): I don't need training.
Chris: Yo man! Dis training shiz be soundin like fun!
Lt. Lars: I like your thinkin', Private! Just be ready by tomorrow morning at 630AM.
The Next Morning, Master Chief wakes up, and sees that nobody's on the top bunk. It seems our Poser went out for training early. Master Chief heads over to the Mess Hall. Master Chief sees two people arguing.
Chief009: There is NOT gonna be a Girls Wet T-Shirt Contest! It's all bullshit!
Philip6i: No dude, it's written on the bulletin board! I swear!
Master Chief: What seems to be the problem, guys?
Chief009: Shut up and go away, bitch! Nobody asked you!
Master Chief starts to walk away.
Philip6i: C'mon, 009, let's go kill some gang members before they rush us again. I hear Sharp Shooters have a new member.
Master Chief stops and walks back to the two.
Master Chief: Do you have the new members name?
Philip6i: Yeah, I think it's Chrizzle or something like that.
Chief009: C'mon man!
Philip6i: Ok, coming!
The two walk out of the automatic doors. Master Chief begins to panic.
Master Chief: I must go save Chris!
He runs out those doors and gets into a Warthog parked in the Vehicle Garage.
Master Chief: No! This won't do!
He gets out of the Warthog and takes the stairs to the Garage roof. He boards a Banshee and flies off.
Meanwhile
G-Dogg: You Ready fo' the first fight, dawg?
Chrizzle: Fo' Shizzle, dizzle!
Chief009: I'm wit him, dawg!
G-Dogg: Hey! I've neva seen you rounds here be-fo!
Chief009: I be da new memba! I'm. . .uhhh. . .C-Man! Ain't that right Snipa-P?
Philip6i: Yeah, that's right.
G-Dogg glares at Philip6i.
Philip6i: Yo man, I was jus jokin, dogg! I meant Fo' shizzle dizzle!
G-Dogg: Cool, yo. Lez be on our way, y'all!
The Gang members walked out of the cave when a shot was fired at them from a distance.
G-Dogg: Oh Snap! It's The Fire Dawgs! Dey here fo revenge, yo!
Chrizzle: 5-0! 5-0!
G-Dogg looks up to Chrizzle's cop warning. Surly enough, it was the Marines. There were all loaded into a Pelican, and along with them came the Master Chief in a Banshee.
G-Dogg: Run like hell!
The Sharp Shooters Ran off back into the cave and back to their turf. Philip6i and Chief009 went back to the barracks to chill.
Master Chief: Damn! Why the hell did Chris join a gang! I didn't think he was serious! Plus, I didn't think they would let him join because he is a white-guy acting black!
Lt. Rice: Well, That's what you get for thinking, dude.
Master Chief: Attention Marines! Do not kill Chris! He is a White-Marine who is in denial and must be saved. Do NOT open fire unless provoked! Now Let's Move in! Remember to capture Private Chris!
All Marines: Yes, Sir!
Meanwhile
G-Dogg: Yo man! I think da Marines be comin in here. We Best Reload Our Guns.
Chris: Aight.
L-Head: Yea, I'm all loaded and ready!
Just then banging is heard at the door.
Skull-Back: Oh Shit!
The Marines Break the door down and bombard down the stairs to the basement. (They're in an old storage garage, by the way, and it's the size of an Average Dome Stadium.)
Master Chief: Search every crate! I Want Him Found! Kill anyone who gets in our way!
L-Head: Ok, There are 65 of them and 7 of us. What we doin?
The Gang Has an Awkward Silence.
L-Head: I say we get outta here!
Skull-Back: I agree with the L-Head.
G-Dogg: Yea, but we gots to sneak out the back door.
Chris: Hey! Where did Bone Hed go?
G-Dogg: Bone Hed? I thought he was wit chu!
Just then, a gun shot is heard.
Bone Hed: Ahhhh!
G-Dogg: Damn! Dey done kill him!
Chris: Attack!
Chris shoots at the marines, hitting one in the mouth, and another in the neck. Masterchief was outraged!
Master Chief: Dammit, Chris! You are under arrest!
Chris: Run, Bitch, Run!
The 6 Remaining Gang Members escape from the back door and board 3 Gauss-Warthogs. They Drive Off and Marines start firing Rockets at them.
Chris (Passenger on Warthog 2): Damn!
Number 8 (Gunner On Warthog 2): I got 'em!
Number 8 shoots at the rocket whores, and takes them all out.
Chris: Yo, 8! That was Ill!
Number 8: Thanks, dawg!
The Three Warthogs drive into a tunnel.
Meanwhile, back on the hills where all the marines are
Master Chief: Dammit, Chris! He Killed two of his very own! How Could He. . .
Sgt. Clayton: No Clue, Chief. But I do think that getting them out of that tunnel is easier than it looks.
MC looks at Sgt. Clayton.
Master Chief: Why don't you explain it to me over breakfast tomorrow.
Sgt. Clayton: Sounds Great, Chief.
TO BE CONTINUED
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