The Unknown
Chapter 10: Unexpected Irony
Lauren & Fox finished unloading all the bags & boxes Lauren packed. They decided together that it would be best if Lauren stayed in the same room. While Lauren was unpacking Fox asked her if she wanted to go down to Corneria & let scientist run some test on her. Lauren said yes & continued to unpack her stuff. Meanwhile Falco, Slippy, & Peppy were gossiping about Fox & Lauren.
"I ain't one to gossip, but do you think that Fox has a thing for the human girl?" "Yeah I think so Falco. But can you blame him, she has a nice shape to her." "Slippy, you come on anything with big boobs." "Well Falco it's my preference. If Fox doesn't want her, I'll take her." "Ha, yeah I seriously doubt that he will reject Lauren. She's way hotter then Krystal when she first came aboard Great Fox." "Guys come on I thought Fox & Krystal were cute together." "Well apparently Fox likes his woman with a little more meat on them." Falco & Slippy laughed in unison & Peppy retorted, "What does that have to do with anything?" "It's simple Pep, he don't want his girls crying every time they bang." Slippy laughed & responded, "Falco you're a bad ass." "What? I'm just speaking the truth." Krystal came in behind Falco & overheard him & Slippy talking to Peppy about why Fox might have a thing for Lauren. "Okay Peppy think of it this way, Lauren has long legs, huge boobs, nice ass, & one of those sexy ass voices. Do you honestly think that Fox is going to leave that human goodness for Krystal?" "Well looks aren't everything Falco." "I know Pep but c'mon have you ever heard that good sex is the key to every relationship? Why do you think Katt & I have been together so long?" "I do recall you two aren't having any issues." "Exactly! Except when she's you know." "Ohh, well maybe one day I'll find somebody like Katt or Lauren." "Just hook up with Krystal Slip, you know her & hey she won't crush ya." "Ohh shut up Falco!" Peppy & Falco laughed at Slippy & then Krystal stepped out from behind Falco & said, "Fox really loves Lauren Falco. He isn't using her for a joy ride." "I never said he was using her for a joy ride, I was just saying that he landed a perfect 10 woman & that he shouldn't leave her." "Leave her for me?" Falco looked around & then he walked off saying, "I ain't starting nothing." Krystal looked at Slippy & Peppy & they turned their heads as if nothing was wrong.
Mean while Fox & Lauren we talking about her diary. "I read something in your diary about this guy you had a crush on, do I remind you of him?" "No, your better then Ryan. That boy had an off & on button to his personality. One day he was all on me talking about he liked me, & the other he acted as if I were invisible. Also unlike Ryan, you a great kisser." "Thanks, & right back to you." "Hmm, I never asked you how the sex was yesterday. So how was it?" "Not bad for my first." "It was your first too?" "Yeah, wait Lauren you were a virgin too?" "Yeah, no one wanted me remember? Besides I was too busy to worry about going out fucking every body." "Same here. You'd be surprised how much time we spend just in space alone." "Well, now on those times we spend just in space, we can be trying every sex position in the book." "Don't tell me you actually have a…" "No, but Jennifer does." "That woman could barely remember me, what does she need a sex book for?" "Haha, don't look at me like that." Lauren walked up to Fox & put her head on his chest. "Fox, Wolf is on the main screen." "(Sigh) Alright Peppy." Fox kissed Lauren & then he groped her left breast. "Hmm, they didn't feel that big before." "Just go before you start something that you don't want to start." "Ohh before I forget, get something less revealing on, we're going to Corneria after I talk to Wolf." "Alright."
Fox walked in the briefing room & saw Wolf on the main screen. "Wolf, this is unusual. You usually attack the whole ship when you want to talk, something new?" "Haha, your funny Fox why don't you become a comedian?" "Aww, thanks but you know that us mercenaries don't do anything for any one unless we're being paid for it." "Humph, any way Fox do you remember Alex Zwhinehoff?" "The skunk girl? Yeah, I dated her for a while." "You did!" "Why what's the problem we went out for a month." "No wonder she wants you at the wedding." "The wedding? Wolf your marrying the skunk?" "Shut up Fox, you dated her." "Yeah I know but you went on edge with that huh?" "She really isn't as annoying as she use to be now. She's actually quite & reserved, & she got rid of her accent." "The same one that you had?" "Shut up!" "Come to think of it when we were in Corneria 6 months ago you didn't have an accent. "I wish I would've let you slide off my Wolfen." "You didn't so deal with it Chelzol boy." "Fox go fuck your self since it's obvious you have no one to fuck." "Actually I do." "Really? I want to see her, after all you always went for thick woman." "Wolf you act like you know me." "Bah, not really I just know that every woman but Krystal has had a nice thick shape to them, like Alex." "Yeah you got that right." Lauren came out to the briefing room & saw Fox talking to Wolf. "Ohh this is her? She has a nice figure." "Thank you, I guess your Wolf." "Yes, who are you?" "Lauren McKinney. You two are playing fair?" "Hmm, you have jokes. I have to admit Fox you did grab a beautiful one. Where's she from?" "Earth." "Earth? That far from the solar system? Need to Leon & Panther where the hot woman went." "Actually panther can have Krystal. I think they'd make a nice couple." "Panther does always say that he wants to take her out, tell her about Panther & I'll tell him about Krystal. Anyway come to Alex & My wedding or this will be the last time you see Lauren." "Fine, only if I can bring my crew." "Fine then, just be up front okay?" "Fine." Wolf ended the transmission.
Fox turned to Lauren & asked her was she ready to go & she nodded. Fox hopped in his Arwing & pulled Lauren in his lap. Then they were on their way to Corneria.
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