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Drabble No. 4
Title: Hot Babe Itsuki
Characters: Itsuki / Iketani
Pairings: None.
Genre: Humor/Parody
Summary: ARGH! (Iketani screaming)
Iketani was a virgin, a very inexperienced virgin and with his lack of girlfriend, this problem of his wouldn't get solved any time soon.
He'd had chances of course, good chances, chances that had made him the envy of his friends and team. But like the moron that he was, he passed those chances (much to his ever lasting regret) and now he would reminiscence on those chances whilst working at the local gas station and hanging out with Itsuki and Kenji. It was sad to say that he had no life.
What Iketani really needed was a life (and a girlfriend) and maybe some good driving skills and a good team and the loss of his VIRGINITY!
So Iketani wondered at times whether Mako would forgive him or not. (Cough whisper: She was one of those chances, in fact she was the chance) and knew that she probably wouldn't.
Iketani sighed as he scrubbed the windscreen of the customer's car and as he looked through the glass he did a double take. Whoa! His mind screamed. HELLO baby!
And at the direction of his thoughts, he immediately flushed red and went back to scrubbing harder at the windscreen.
"Hi there," the major-ly hot babe said.
Iketani stopped scrubbing and mumbled, "Hello."
The stunningly, beautiful babe smiled seductively. "How about doing it in the backseat?"
The rag that he had been holding fell to the ground with a PLOP!
"B-backk-back seat?" he stuttered as his imagination ran wild as he leaned forward towards the glass.
Itsuki frowned, "Yeah the backseat," he said slowly, wondering what was wrong with Iketani, all he asked was for help to clean the backseat and then poof! Iketani's eyes seemed to glaze over. It was really freaking him out. He leaned forward and pressed his face against the windscreen. "Ikkeettannni." His annoying voice called loudly, hoping to get his attention.
Iketani blinked and then blinked again as he realized the pretty lady was disappearing and in her place was… Itsuki?
He reared back in horror and screamed loudly (in a really girly voice) before his eyes rolled to the back of his head and he fainted.
Itsuki scratched his head, was his face really that butt ugly?
The Answer: Yes.
End