"Was it 2:15 the flight was supposed to get in?" Trish asked John as they looked at the boards at the airport. It had been a week since Randy and Alexis had gotten married and they were there to pick them up.
"Yeah, that's what Randy told me when he called me yesterday, granted it was really staticy because he has a sucky cellphone but I'm like 95 sure he said 2:15" John said keeping an eye out for the announcement that the flight from the Caribbean Islands had gotten in.
"Well its late then" Trish said looking at her watch "cause it's 2:45". John made a face and went to sit down. His legs were starting to hurt from standing so long. Trish sat beside him and put her head on his shoulder.
"I'm glad Jessie decided to stay behind with Mark cause she would have been bored to death" John said putting his cheek on top of Trish's head and taking her hand in his. She laughed a bit and started rubbing the back of his hand with her thumb.
"Hell" Trish replied to him "I'm alot older and more used to airports than she is and I'm bored to death sitting here waiting on that damn plane". John picked his head up and looked at Trish with an overacted pout.
"You mean you're bored sitting here with me" John said in a pouty little kids voice "I thought you wuved me". Trish laughed a bit and kissed his lips, biting lightly on his bottom lip that was pertruding out as far as it could go.
"I do wuv you honeykins" Trish said to him "I just can't do anything to occupy my time, at least anything that I'd like to do anyway" Trish gave John a sexy look and he cursed the fact that he was in a crowded airport instead of at home in the privacy of their own bedroom where he could...
"Hey we're home" a voice brought John out of his thoughts. He looked over and saw a very pregnant Alexis holding hands with Randy, both of them looked alot tanner and both also had permasmiles on their faces. Randy was lugging most of the bags in his one hand and John wondered how he managed to make it without his arm breaking off. He stood up and took some of the bags from Randy while Trish and Alexis hugged.
"Damn man" John said as he loaded his arms with bags "did you come back with more than you went with?"
"Actually" Alexis said "we did. See we went to all these cute little shops and we got presents for everybody and" she turned to Trish "oh my God. Trish seriously they have the cutest little baby and kid clothes there I swear. We seriously have the kids clothed until they start to school". Randy laughed and came over to kiss Alexis, rubbing her belly that had seemed to grow quite a bit in the week they had been gone.
"Honey" he said "don't talk about school yet the babies aren't even born yet". Alexis laughed and nodded her head. The four left the airport, chatting about the couples trip to paradise the whole way back to the hotel.
"Man" Randy said as they stood in the elevator at the hotel "it really sucks that on my first day back from my honeymoon I have to get right back in the ring. It also sucks that I have sunburn all on my back and taking bumps tonight is gonna KILL me".
"Oh suck it up" John kidded him "I had to get back in the ring when my thigh wasn't 100 healed and yet I sucked it up and went on with the job, did I cry about it? Nooooo".
"Yeah but you had your girl tagging with you that night" Randy shot back "all you had to do was look across the ring and all the pain just went right away".
"Hey just bring Alexis out there" Trish laughed "that way your woman will be there and all you gotta do is look at her whenever the pain gets too bad". Alexis smacked Trish on the arm.
"No freakin' way" Alexis exclaimed "there's no way I'd go out there anyway but especially not with this" she put her hands on her stomach to prove her point "I can just read the sites now 'Randy Orton comes out with new fat valet, what the hell is he thinking?'"
"Aww honey" Randy said kissing her cheek "you're not fat, you're pregnant there's a difference. Also who cares what people say? I think you're absolutely gorgeous, pregnant or not".
"Yeah, yeah" Alexis said "I can't wait to get these babies out of me, I'm tired of having feet stomping the heck out of my bladder all the time". She turned toward Trish "be glad you aren't pregnant. These late night trips to the bathroom and all these weird cravings are reeking havoc on me. I mean pretzels and peanut butter, pizza and milk. Oh my God I swear I'm gonna have so much freaking weight to lose once I have these babies".
Randy sent her a lecherous look "I'm sure we can find some way to burn some calories". He bent to kiss her again and she pulled back from him.
"Yeah right" Alexis said, looking at him like he was crazy "after I have these babies sex will be scarce and a distant memory at times". Randy gave a mock look of shock and shook his head vigorously. Alexis laughed and shrugged like there was nothing she could do about it. The elevator stopped and the four got off and walked to the suite John had gotten for them. He walked in and heard screams coming from the living room. Everyone rushed that way and stopped in their tracks. Mark had Jessie pinned down on the floor and was tickling her as hard as he could, as she wiggled underneath him. She had tears of laughter streaming down her face and was trying to push him off.
"Oh Lord" John said dryly "what'd she do now?"
"I caught her trying to replace my hair gel with Nair" Mark said still tickling Jessie.
"Nair?" John asked "ok what'd you do to her then?"
"Nothing" Mark said, stopping his tickle torture on Jessie and trying to look innocent.
"That's so not true" Jessie managed to gasp out as she was trying to get her breath back "look" she got up off the floor and went into the other room. She was gone a few seconds and when she came back she was carrying Muffin, except instead of white and grey she was now green and grey.
"Mark" Trish exclaimed "oh my God, why'd you dye poor Muffin" Trish went over and took the small dog from Jessie. She looked her over and concluded that she was ok, just dyed green.
"It was an accident" Mark said "I was giving her a bath like SOMEONE was supposed to do" he cut a look at Jessie before continuing "and I had some koolaid, drinking it cause I was thirsty. It was that new green limeade, which by the way is really good. Anyway I had the cup sitting on the side of the tub and Muffin jumped up and knocked it into the tub and I tried to rinse her off and get her out before anything happened but I wasn't fast enough".
"Oh" Trish said "its just koolaid. Come on Jessie" she motioned to the girl "let's go scrub her, Jeff Hardy once dyed my hair with koolaid as a practical joke and it comes out with a good scrubbing" the two girls took the puppy into the bathroom and began working to return her to her original color.
"So" Mark said coming over and hugging his sister tightly to him "how was the honeymoon? Are you bigger? You also look darker". Alexis cut a hard look at Mark, going over to sit on the couch area, pulling a bag over to her and rifling through it.
"Yes for your information, Mark, I am bigger" she said in a clipped tone "your little niece and nephew have hardy appetites and I am eating for THREE stomachs and not just one thank you very much". Mark came and sat beside her, trying to put his arms around her in a hug. She smacked his arm and pushed him off the couch. "Get the hell away from me" she said as she kept rifling through the bag "I don't hug people who call me fat". Mark looked wide eyed at her and looked over at Randy who put his hands out.
"Don't look at me" he said "she hasn't gotten really pissed off at me yet and I have 2 and a half more months to keep it that way, which I plan on doing thank you very much" he went over and sat beside Alexis and put his hand on her thigh. "Honey what are you looking for?"
"All the presents we bought" she said, starting to pull items from the bag.
"Honey they aren't in that bag" Randy said gently. He walked over and grabbed another bag, bringing it over to the couch. He opened it up and took out several shopping bags.
"Oh" Alexis said "there they are. I wasn't looking in the right bag" she giggled and took the bags from Randy, opening them and rifling through them. She pulled out several items and wadded up the bags, throwing them on the floor. "John" she said looking up at John, a cute smile on her face "I got you this cute tank top, you can show off those arm muscles you got" she handed John the shirt and he unfolded it, studying it carefully. It was tie-dyed with the predominate color being red, on the chest it said Caribbean King in black cursive lettering. He smiled, trying to be convincing and thanked her for the shirt. He tucked it in his back pocket, thinking up ways to 'lose' it. Alexis then took out another shirt, handing it to Mark. He unfolded it and laughed when he read it.
"My sister went to the Caribbean on her honeymoon and all I got was this lousy shirt" he read out loud. Mark leaned over and hugged Alexis in thanks. Alexis also handed Mark a shirt she got for Victoria, it was black and had a toucan on the front and Caribbean Islands on under the bird. Mark had a passing thought of Victoria shoving the shirt down his throat when she saw it but thanked Alexis and promised to give it to her. Jessie and Trish came back at that moment, Jessie carrying Muffin who was wrapped in a large towel. Jessie gave her one final rubdown and sat her on the floor, the dog was back to her original colors of white and grey although if you looked really closely you could still see a green hue.
"Ohhhh girls I'm glad you're back I have presents" Alexis squealed handing each girl a bundle. Trish got earrings made out of coconut shells, a pink shirt much like the one for Victoria, and some booty shorts that made John's eyes light up. Jessie got a cute tank top that had a pineapple on the front and a hat that hat Caribbean Islands on the front. Both girls thanked Alexis for the gifts and put them to the side.
Muffin walked over and laid on John's foot as he stood in place. He looked down at the dog, a wry look on his face. "Why do you like me so much?" he asked her, reaching down to pick her up in his arms. Muffin licked his face a bit and he scowled "you know you're Jessie's dog, yet you want to spend alot of time with me. What's up with that?"
"She likes you daddy" Jessie giggled. John shifted Muffin closer to him, held against his chest and the dog promptly fell asleep.
"I guess she is kinda cute" he said, scratching Muffin behind the ears.
"Ooooooh wait til I tell the tabloids" Trish said "big, bad John Cena playing around with a girly fru fru dog". John shoved Muffin in Jessie's arms and pretended to brush hair off of his shirt. He cracked his knuckles a bit and bent down to tie his shoe.
"We gotta get going soon" John said, standing back up "I'm gonna go pee before we go" John left the room then, Trish and Jessie laughing at him.
"Gotta protect that macho image" Trish giggled, thinking that her fiancee was one of the funniest people about things. She sat down on the other side of Alexis and the two girls chatted while they waited for John to get back. When he did everyone left for the arena. The show that night went well, everyone cheering wildly for John and Trish who were again tagging against Randy and Torrie Wilson. John and Trish won the match with Trish getting the pin on Torrie after a chick kick while John kept Randy out of the ring so he couldn't break up the count. After the show everyone was tired so they just went back to the hotel and crashed.