on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a apple tree.
Ok so heres how it started,
"Mr.shadow can you pick me a apple pretty please?" Vanilla asked getting the pastray ready for
a apple pie, Shadow grunted something before climbing up the tree,he didn't know why he
was doing this,maybe it was his love for apple pies or maybe he just wanted to be helpful?
nope it was so for the pie! As he reached the top branch, he couldn't help smiling,
he began to climb higher, he laughed as he reached the top, but just as he began to climb down
the branch below him broke, 'that can't be good!' he thought as it hit the ground with a large 'thump'
he tried to look down but a large branch poked him in the eye as he did so, 'i know choas contrel'
he reached for his emerald instead he found a note, he read it,
I.o.u one choas emerald
cheese xxx
This could not be good and when did cheese learn how to write? And what the hell was it going to do with a choas Emerald?
he reached for his other emerald and pulled out another note, he read it as well,
I.o.u one Choas emerald and that sandwich.
Charmy (weird bee here)
Oh great! He was stuck up here with no food to, and now a tunip and a bee had his Choas Emeralds!
And how the hell did they get his Choas emeralds anyway? He grunted then folded his arms annoyed,
just on cue something began to circle the tree, "Sonic!" Shadow yeleld causing the blue light to stop,
"hey shadow, what you doing up there?" sonic asked drooling at the site of apples, shadow's eyes rolled,
"oh i was taking a walk and decided to get stuck up a tree! sonic help me down" Shadow almost screamed at our blue hero,
Sonic rubbed his ears, "ok, ok sheeh" he began to climb the tree, just on cue a kid came running and squited him with a water gun,
sonic jumped so high that he landed right next to shadow, "arhhhhh water!" the blue hedgehog sobbed,
Shadow wanted to scream at everyone and yell 'why did this start with a fruit come up with a better story line'
it also made him pissed off that sonic could save the world about 600 times but couldn't stand a little bit of water.
Wasn't choas a big blob of water? "is it safe to look down?" sonic asked, Shadow nodded then turned away hearing a 'ow' from his rival,
They sat for hours, "hey did you know knuckles is dating now?" sonic said, Shadow looked surpised, "oh wow really? i thought he was glued to the master emerald" he gasped,
sonic smiled, "yes, he is, they've been sleeping together" ok Shadow wanted this converstion to end right now! Just then they heard the most horrible thing ever!
They both looked up to see Charmy singing, but once he saw Shadow he began to fly at the speed of light towards them! He hit Shadow diretly almost knocking him off the branch!
"Shadow,Shadow,shadow" the bee sang casuing the two hedgehogs to groan and cover there ears, "charmy get the hell off me!" Shadiw yelled,
the bee pulled away still wearing the happy look as if he had something really importnet to say!
what is this importnet thing? find out next time on funny tales of shadow the hedgehog!
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