Meet the League

by Soulhope The Wolf

After operating for fifteen years, the Batfamily finally meets and reveals their identities to the Justice League. All because Catwoman is angry at Batman. (self-contained cannon) also contains Dick Grayson/Barbara Gordan and Stephanie Brown/Tim Drake. (one-shot)

Meeting the League

Cross posted on my AO3 account Nobodythehope

It's noon on a Saturday, which is family day at Wayne Manor, and sitting around the entertainment room members of the Batfamily. First is a twenty-eight-year-old handsome half Romani man standing five feet ten inches tall with the build and body of a seasoned acrobat; he has blue eyes and chin-length black hair. He is wearing blue jeans and a blue t-shirt with the superman symbol on it. This is the eldest of the Wayne boys, Richard 'Dick' John Grayson AKA The first hero to go by the name Robin he now goes by Nightwing. He is playing a video game with his adopted brothers. On another couch is the first Batgirl, the twenty-eight-year-old Barbara 'Babs' Joan Grayson Nee Gordan, the heroic hacker Oracle and leader of the birds of prey. She is a beautiful freckled-faced redhead, her hair flowing down her back, her green eyes seen through a pair of black-rimmed glasses with green eyes, c-cups, a tight fit body with long well-toned legs. She is dressed in a blue pleated knee skirt and a black turtleneck, and She is painting her toenails a pretty green color.

Eight years ago, Babs had been shot and humiliated by The Joker. This was a few months after Dicks little brother Jason was killed by Joker. Dick had been absent from Gotham for two years attending college in San Francisco after a massive fight with his adopted father, Bruce Wayne, AKA Batman. After he left Batman, he took on the name Nightwing, founded and was working with the Teen Titans at the time, then heard about the incident when Babs called him from her hospital bed using Detective Renee Montoya's phone. Dick dropped everything to return to Gotham and the woman he loved. When dick got to Gotham. He was glad he had his Nightwing costume on him as he had to go out to stop Bruce from crossing the line they cannot cross even for a monster like The Joker.

Nightwing arrived just in time to see Batman beating Joker with the same crowbar clown prince of crime had used on his little brother two months ago and the older vigilante having already broken Joker's legs. Nightwing managed to momentarily stop Batman by grabbing the crowbar and taking it from Batman… only for Batman to temporarily paralyze Nightwing with a Dim Mak blow. Then, he started to strangle The Joker with his bare hands. Fortunately for Batman, Nightwing's mouth worked; he yelled for Superman, AKA Clark Kent. A fight broke out between Superman and Batman, with the Bat pulling out a pair of supercharged kryptonite knuckle dusters from his belt. The end result of their battle was a broken arm and leg for Batman and a bad case of kryptonite poisoning for Superman. Dick had to go out in a batsuit; well, Bruce healed and spent time with Selina Kyle in her penthouse instead of moping about in the manor. However, to Dick and Clark's shock, the man actually apologized to them and thanked them for stopping him from crossing the line. A year later, Dick again had to fill in for Bruce after his back was broken by the Villain Bane. Again Bruce moped around in Selina's apartment. Dick got to use one of bruces power armors to bring in Bane.

Dick moved back into Wayne Manor well Bruce healed in Selina's apartment instead of moping about the manor. He also spent a lot of time with Babs, with the two finally started to date after dancing around each other for years and continuing to train the third Robin. Two years later, They moved into an apartment complex Dick bought in Blüdhaven, and a year later, Dick asked Babs to marry him six years ago, she said yes. Babs now working as the hero hacker Oracle and started her own business Gordan Green Energy with Bruce gifting her a factory. GGE produces solar panels, and she managed to create a groundbreaking process that converts waste products from nuclear reactors into fuel for clean-burning plasma reactors. She also founded the heroine group The Birds Of Prey with Black Canary. Around this time, Dick and Babs learned of a new implant trial that would allow paraplegics to walk.

When they learned Babs was a great test candidate for the implant, they postponed their wedding for a year because Babs had always wanted her father to walk her down the aisle, something that would have been impossible without the implant. Finally, Dick and Babs were married in Gotham Cathedral. There was not a dry eye in the entire cathedral as Barbara walked down the aisle escorted by her father, Commissioner James Gordan. Babs also still occasionally took to the streets of Gotham and Blüdhaven in a batsuit as Oracle. These two have a young puppy Dick recently saved named Haley. Dick often patrols solo with Oracle in his ear and with Robin when Batman is out of town or on rest.

Next to Dick is the twenty-five-year-old Jason Peter Todd, AKA the anti-hero Red Hood the second oldest adopted son of the Wayne family. A tall, broad, muscular, and handsome man standing six feet tall has short brown hair with a white patch on the front and angry blue eyes. He is dressed in a pair of blue jeans, a red t-shirt, and white socks. His exposed right arm had a bandage over it as he got a nasty laceration requiring stitches last night...oddly, he got it fixing a shelf. Sitting next to Babs is Jason's girlfriend of two years, a half African American half Italian woman standing five foot eleven inches tall. She has angry honey brown eyes, brown hair cut in a chin-length bob. She is a classic beauty with a wasp waist, a very well-toned core, D cups, a large heart-shaped rear, wide hips, long legs, and surprisingly dainty feet. She has on a purple knee skirt, and a black t-shirt with a white cross down the front; this woman is the twenty-five-year-old high school teacher Helena Janis Rosa Bertinelli, AKA the Huntress. She often patrols with Red Hood or Catgirl when Catwoman is out of town. She is painting her toes her favorite color, purple.

Jason had returned to Gotham Two years ago after spending six years training to get revenge on The Joker and his father. However, Jason's plans took a right turn on his first night out as Red Hood when he got into a fight with The Huntress, who also returned to her home of Gotham for revenge, working on her hit list of the men who massacred her family. Red Hood was working on killing the lieutenants of the crime families of Gotham, his first victim being the first man on the Huntress's list. Their meeting started with a brutal murder, turned into a running a gun vs. crossbow fight across the rooftops of Gotham, and ended in with them in the bed of Jason's favorite safehouse. Jason decided to help Helena with her list before he started on his own revenge plan, which she agreed to help with.

However, when Helena started working with The Birds of Prey a short time later, after running into Oracle and Black canary as she pursued the final man on her list Santino Cassamento, Jason gave up on his complex revenge scheme. He instead just spent a year messing with his family. During that year, he tested Tim Drake in a fight to see if he was worthy of the Robin title he had taken up after Jason's death. Tim was worthy, but Jason still beat the crap out of him. At the end of the year, Jason revealed he was alive to his family and living with Helena. Red Hood and The Huntress have recently stopped killing, with Jason no longer using guns. The pair worked together as teachers at Gotham Academy, which was ironic as they had been expelled from the institution as students. Jason has also taken an angry young student named Bao Pham, a fellow victim of The Joker, under his wing. The pair also have a fluffy white cat named Doug and Jason's dog…Dog. Jason generally patrols with Huntress or with one of his brothers.

Next to Jason is the third Wayne boy, a black-haired, blue-eyed sixteen-year-old Timothy 'Tim' Jackson Drake, AKA the Teen vigilante hero Red Robin. Tim stands at five foot seven inches tall. The boy is well-muscled but skinny with a swimmer's physique. He is dressed in a black short-sleeved button-up, and a pair of black slacks held up with a black belt. Tim had forced his way into the position of Robin six years ago after Jason's death as he had noticed Batman had become more brutal and realized Batman needed a Robin to modulate his brutality. Tim was actually out of town training with Dick when Barbara was shot. Tim's blond-haired, blue-eyed girlfriend, sixteen-year-old Stephanie 'Steph' Brown, AKA Spoiler, is sitting next to Helena. The girl stands at five foot six inches with a stocky frame with a gymnast's build. She has C-cups, a large rear, and long legs. Her hair falls to the bottom of her shoulders, and she is dressed in purple yoga pants and an eggplant purple shirt.

Stephanie became a vigilante four years ago to spoil the crimes of her father Arthur Brown, the C-list supervillain Cluemaster. During her first outing, she got caught by Tim as Robin and briefly unmasked. On the other hand, Tim got a brick smashed into his face and three stitches. Batman intervened before Steph could get away and after hearing her story and why she was becoming a vigilante. He arranged for Steph to be trained by Catwoman and Oracle so Spoiler could survive as a vigilante. Steph started dating Tim two years ago; however, They broke up six months later after They both realized they were bisexual and came out to their families. They took some time to explore his sexuality, with Steph dating her friend Harper Row and Tim dating his old friend Bernard Dowd. Both Steph and Tim realized they were better off as friends with the people they were dating at the time, six months later, after their vigilante life started to interfere with their private life. Then last year, the pair was a bit heartbroken, newly single, and on a massive adrenaline high after a very crazy patrol that ended in Steph's bed together. A month after their first night together, Steph had a pregnancy scare; thankfully, it turned out she just got a bad case of the flu. However, the two ended up getting back together, and they have been together ever since. She also officially works with BOP and generally patrols with Red Robin; however, she teams up with her bestie Batgirl twice a week for a girl's patrol. She also served as Robin for a short time well; Red Robin was in the sanctuary after his father's murder. Steph is currently painting her fingernails her favorite color, eggplant purple.

Next to her is a fifteen-year-old brown-eyed Asian American girl standing five foot four inches tall. She has a petite frame with her build, a mix of a dancer and a martial artist, B-cups, a small rear, long legs, and small feet. Her black hair falls messily to her chin. She is dressed in a pair of blue jeans with ripped knees, a black yin yang shirt, and a green plaid shirt tied around her waist. This is Cassandra 'Cass' Wu-San Wayne. She was born Cassandra Cain, daughter of the League of Assassins members Sandra Wu-San, AKA Lady Shiva, and David Cain AKA Orphan Cassandra is the second hero to use codename Batgirl. Cass was trained by her father from birth to be the ultimate assassin and bodyguard to Ra's Al Ghul. However, for the first eleven years of her life, she could only understand body language as her father, David Cain, only trained her to fight, not allowing her to learn to talk (even though she picked up a word here and there). Three years ago, Cassandra had her first assignment to initiate herself as a member of the LOA, and the act of killing deeply traumatized Cassandra, so she ran away from her father. She was found by Batman on the streets of Gotham and became the vigilante Orphan (II). Bruce also taught her how to speak, read and write with some help from Catwoman.

David shockingly gave his life to save his daughter a short time after she became Orphan. When Sandra learned her daughter was working with Batman, she confronted Bruce Wayne, who had just finished adopting Cassandra. Learning his old frenemy was Cassandra's mother, he revealed how she had been raised. This did something that shocked Bruce. It horrified the woman; Sandra left the League of Assassins vowing to get to know her daughter and show her redemption is possible. She now works with her daughter as part of the BOP as Jade Phoenix. Two years ago, after getting permission from Sandra, Babs passed the mantle of Batgirl to Cassandra and Cassandra loved being Batgirl Hero Protector of Gotham over Orphan Assassin Hero of Gotham and Member of BOP. She patrols with Jade Phoenix; however, she does have a twice-weekly girls patrol with her best friend, Steph. She is painting her toes gray.

Next to her is a gorgeous, fit thirty-five-year-old Chinese woman standing five foot six inches tall(1); she has brown eyes and chin-length black hair. She has c cups, a small rear, long, very well-toned legs, and surprisingly big feet. This woman is Sandra Wu-San Cassandra's mother, the former Lady of the League of Assassins Lady Shiva. Sandra is now a member of the Birds of Prey, code-named Jade Phoenix, and she chose the name to represent her rebirth as a hero and wears a Chinese Phoenix(2) on her back. She is dressed in Black jeans with ripped knees and a red yin yang t-shirt with a blue plaid button-up tied around her waist. Sandra was happy her daughter inherited her great (unique) fashion sense. She is relatively new to family night, as Cassandra got permission to invite her mother two months ago. Sandra patrols with Batwoman on Cassandra's girls patrol with Steph. She is painting her fingers a nice shade of dark red.

Next to Tim is a short tan boy standing four feet six inches tall twelve-year-old Damian Brat Wayne, AKA Robin. One of two of Bruce's biological children. The boy is a bit skinny but like everyone there well-muscled he has black hair and green eyes. Damian is wearing a pair of blue jeans and a long-sleeve turtleneck. He looks a lot like his father, Bruce Wayne but has his mother's eyes and nose. His mother is Talia al Ghul, who deceived and drugged Bruce to conceive the boy and his twin sister. Damian's childhood was spent either being brutally trained by members of the League of Assassins or spoiled rotten by his mother on her rare visits. Last year, Bruce learned of his Twins when the League of Assassins went through a civil war, and Talia dumped them in his lap. When it was cleared up, the twins chose to stay with their father.

At first, Damian was insecure about his place in the Batfamily and did not get along well with anyone. He was hogtied by Dick when he went after a former Ubu. Then Damian stabbed Tim and threw him off the T-rex in the Batcave to prove he was better than the boy, only for Steph to punch Damian in the face, kick him in the balls, zip-tie him up, and hung from the T-rex by his underwear moments later. Next, Damian challenged Cassandra to a fight… and lost in a dance-off…how their fight turned into a dance-off Damian still did not know. However, three days later, after seeing his adopted sister brutally beat Bronze Tiger, he was glad it turned into a dance-off.

Then Damian tried to prove he was better than Jason by sneaking up and stabbing him. However, it did not go as Damian planned… Jason, Jason…well, He tased his little brother, then temporarily paralyzed him with a Dim Mak blow, duct-taped his mouth shut, arms and legs together, stripped him to his boxers, gave him an atomic wedgy, and hung him from a burnt-out streetlight by his underwear. Then Jason called Bruce, intentionally gave him an address five blocks and five streets away. He told the new Robin: he would stab him back if he ever tried to stab him again and left with the boy's sword. It took Bruce an hour to find Damian, and Jason still had Damian's sword. Damian respects Cassandra and Jason (and is a little scared of both of them) is also scared of Stephanie despite the girl being so sweet and bubbly most of the time. He still did not like Tim, but he started respecting him after Tim saved him when Damian got in a little over his head and bailed him out( Damian was in enough trouble to be considered tied up and thrown in the deep end.) He is happy that his father chose to work with him on patrol, even if it was mainly to keep an eye on him.

Sitting next to Sandra is a thirty-year-old woman standing five foot eleven and one-quarter inches tall. She has short red hair in a boy cut and green eyes, a fit toned body of a soldier C-cups, a strong core, mid-sized apple-shaped rear, and long toned legs. This is Bruce Wayne's cousin Katherine 'Kate' Rebecca Kane. Kate has dressed in a pair of skinny blue jeans and a black short-sleeved red t-shirt and Is the hero vigilante known as Batwoman. Eleven years ago, a week before graduating from west point, Kate was forced out of the military do to 'don't ask, don't tell' and spent the next year as a party girl before being saved from being mugged by Batman.

Kate decided to become a vigilante. Her father, Col. Jacob Kane, went along with it, provided she completed training with several of his military contacts. Two years later, she debuted as Batwoman. A year later, Batwoman started working with BOP. Kate is engaged to Renee Montoya, the new commissioner of GCPD. Batwoman is the primary member of the Batfamily to handle investigations that leave Gotham, but when she is in Gotham, she tends to work alone or with one of the younger kids. She is painting her nails a fabulous shade of crimson. Unfortunately, Renee and Jacob could not make it today, and Alfred was on a much-needed vacation with Dr. Lesslie Tompkins.

Sitting next to Kate is the last person in the room, a petite twelve-year-old girl standing four foot eleven inches tall (to Damian's jealousy as he hit puberty first, but she is shorter than his twin. it Turns out his father also was a late bloomer.) She has long black hair and green eyes, she looks a lot like her mother, Talia. This is Athanasia 'Anna' Rebecca Wayne, formerly Athanasia Al Ghul, the twin sister of Damian Wayne. Anna is dressed in a Gothic Lolita-style dress. Her vigilante's name is Catgirl, and she is painting her fingernails nails black. Unlike her brother Anna was raised with all of her mother's love and attention. Talia also personally trained her well, leaving her with kind caretakers when Talia visited Damian. Anna brought to Bruce at the same time as Damian, and she chose to stay with her father after she learned how her mother raised her brother…after learning she had a twin brother.

Anna is calmer than Damian (and less insecure) and has always idolized women her mother referred to as 'the thief' aka Catwoman…well, her mother actually adds several expletives before or after thief. However, unlike her mother, her daddy washed her mouth out with soap when she excitedly referred to Catwoman using the same terms her mother did when she met her. She also learned sour apple scented dish soap does NOT taste like apple. Thankfully the woman did not hold her comment against her and allowed Anna to take then nom de gar Catgirl when Damian took on the mantle of Robin from Tim. On the other hand, Damian got his ass blistered (for the first time) when he called Catwoman 'His father's Trollope' to her face…. Anna was learning such exciting things from Catwoman, her father's wife in all but law…. Things her father would hypocritically frown on as he knew them too. Cheshire Cat, Batgirl, and Spoiler learned the same tricks from the woman.

Two months ago, Anna hit puberty and had her first period. Her daddy tried to explain what was going on with her body…then drunk after drinking a bottle of Highland Park Scotch, (3) Bruce called the professionals: Selina, Kate, Babs, and Sandra well waking up Cassandra and Steph (who had snuck in to sleep with Tim.) and bribed them all of them to come over and handle the talk for him. He drained two more bottles of Highland Park that knight. As a result, Selina is an independent billionaire, Sandra was finally invited to family night, Steph has no worries about paying for college and med school, Cassandra…Now owned Gotham's School of Ballet and Gotham Ballet. Kate now owns several lesbian bars and three high-rise apartment buildings; Babs's computer system got a Bat-grade level quantum upgrade and now works better than the Justice Leagues' main computer. But not the Batcomputer, as he just upgraded it again last week. Bruce got a massive hangover and was relentlessly teased by the woman for two weeks.

"WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT ASS FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!" Catwoman's yell can be heard from the hallway along with the clicking of heels causing the men to freeze, knowing like a cat the voice was attracted to movement. They have all faced this woman's terrifying wrath at one point or another (or multiple times in Damian's case). But they had never heard her this angry before. All three men were ready to offer Damian up as a sacrifice to the force of nature that angry voice belonged to and would wrap him up with a ribbon before making their escape out the window.

A moment later, a beautiful thirty-nine-year-old half-Italian half-Latina woman storms her way into the room. The woman is five foot seven inches tall (Five nine with the heels she is wearing). She is a knockout with D-cups, a tight stomach, long toned legs, and a sizeable heart-shaped rear. Her usually mischievous green eyes currently are blazing with all the fury and anger of all the fires of hell. She is dressed in a purple short-sleeved V-neck shirt, a matching knee-length skirt, a pair of black calf-high stiletto heel boots, and a black leather purse. This is Selina Kyle, AKA Catwoman, the greatest thief in the world, a master of over twelve martial arts, and master of the whip. She has been Catwoman for fifteen years and a vigilante for the last ten years defending Gotham's East End well also Keeping her reputation as a thief by stealing back and returning stolen art and artifacts. She also owns an art gallery that does not deal in stolen art. She often patrols with Cheshire Cat and Catgirl, although she has a date knight patrol with Batman once a week.

Since he was six years old, Selina has been Bruce's life; they have broken up and got back together so many times the family lost and bruces his kids all view her as their mother. Selina started out as his friend when they attended the same daycare program; however, they grew apart after Bruce's parents were married, and Bruce pushed everyone away. As adults, Bruce and Selina started off as enemies as she was the first member of his rogue gallery (the first rouge to make Batman Bleed)/occasional booty call, then his girlfriend before they broke up for the first time after Bruce took Dick in (only for Dick to be confused as she made him breakfast in one of Bruce's Japanese silk button-ups the next day.) Ten years ago, after a bout of depression, Catwoman became a vigilante after she and Bruce got back together after Batman tried to murder the Joker for the first time.

Five years ago, after taking the blame for 237 murders committed by Selina's first apprentice Holly Robertson, and after Bruce proved her innocent, they got engaged and almost got married. Then Selina broke his heart when she was manipulated into leaving him at the altar because the world needed Batman. Then she found him bleeding out in the alps, and they got back together after Bruce woke up from a coma. They Broke up and got back together at least four more times since then. The family thinks they may be engaged again as Selina has on the massive engagement ring Bruce gave her when he proposed. However, she is still living at her place in Alleytown, known as The Nest. Bruce spent half his nights there, and Selina spent half her nights at Wayne Manor. The pair spent last night at Selina's. Selina is also a member of BOP and field commander when BOP is on a team mission.

"Hi, guys. Hi Damian." A twelve-year-old Asian American girl with dyed blue hair says with a smile before blowing a bubble. She stands at four foot six inches tall. She is dressed in daisy dukes, fishnets stockings, a green t-shirt that shows off her toned solid core, a white and black plaid button-up tied around her waist, and a red baseball cap is worn backward on her head. This is Lian 'Shoes' Nguyen-Harper, the daughter of Roy Harper and Jade Nguyen. She is also Selina's apprentice, and her hero's name is Cheshire Cat. For years she had amnesia, then last year regained her memories when she met her mother again. She has lived with Selina for two years; however, she will be moving in with Jason and Helena soon as Jason wants to take care of his best friend's kid. That and the fact that Selina never thought to get guardianship over Lian with Jason having gained it with Helena's permission. Lian is Anna's best friend and Damian's girlfriend. The Batfamily was shocked that Selina did not return with Bruce for Family Day as she was the one who came up with the idea two years ago.

"You big babies. Hay Shoes, why is Catmom so pissed?" Anna asks, confused as she looks up from her work on her nails.

"She will not tell me," Lian says with a shrug.

"Where is BRUCE?" Selina hissed her kids and colleges.

"He got called to an emergency budget meeting with the League about the humanitarian aid needed in Japan after that last kaiju attack." Sandra supplies nonchalantly. Hardly a year goes by without a kaiju attack on Japan.

"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WORK THE TELEPORTER AGAIN? SOMEONE COME GET IT FIRED UP RIGHT NOW! I NEED TO TALK TO THAT FUCKING BASTARD." Selina screams as she marches to the study. Not wanting to miss Batman getting told off by Catwoman as it was always entertaining (and never for cheating on either of the couple's part), the entire family gets up and fallows…even though it ruined the women's nails. They could repaint them later. Plus, they wanted to meet Justice League… as The Wayne's as only Superman (his wife and kids)and Dinah Queen knew their secret identities because he cheated and used his x-ray vision on Bruce the first time they met as Batman and Superman. The teen titans did not know who their teammate's real identities were either.

They march down to the cave; however, Selina forced them to put on here masks.

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Justice League's Conference Room, The Hall of Justice Washington D.C.

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The Justice League was formed ten years ago when the world's heroes banded together to stop the invasion of Darkseid and Apocalypse. They have stayed together even though The roster has changed over the years and has become an international organization. It is privately funded through various corporations and donations from KORD Industries, Wayne Industries, Queen Industries, Holt Industries, Starr Industries, and Themyscira Truth. The latter was founded by Wonder Woman as a merchandising company and manages her international woman's only gym chain, a fashion line, and has a stake in several tech companies started by women like GGE and insists they pay men and women equally. This is to keep them outside the control of any single nation. However, because the League is headquartered in the United States, the League's governing board has a special liaison appointed by the President of the United States.

Sitting at a round table in the room is a group of nine people. One is an older no-nonsense African American woman with brown eyes and graying black hair. She has b cups, a slight belly, and long legs. She is dressed in a dark purple business suit, and this woman is one of the most feared people on the planet Amanda Waller. Amanda is the current liaison to the Justice League and is not happy about it. But the President appointed her to be said liaison, and she is a patriot, so she was doing the job to the best of her considerable ability on the back of her chair is the United States flag. Next to Amanda is a six-foot-tall Greek woman, the very definition of the word Beautiful. She has the build of a fitness model with long black hair, intelligent blue eyes, large D cup breasts, a wasp waist, flat toned muscular belly, wide hips, a large heart-shaped butt, and long legs. She is dressed in the colors of the American flag with tight pants, armored greaves, an armored gold breastplate, long silver bracelets, and a tiara with a star-cut ruby. This is Diana of Themyscira, AKA Wonder Woman AKA Diana Prince idol of girls everywhere. Two stylish gold WW adorns the back of her seat. She stared at Batman with attraction in her eyes; she wished he would finally take her up on her offer to go dancing.

Next to Diana is a fit man standing six feet tall with a long-distance runner's physique. He is dressed head to toe in a red cowled frictionless suit with a lightning bolt in a white circle adorning his chest. His cowl has lightning bolt ear horns. This is Barry Allen, AKA The Flash, and his cowl's clear lenses let you see his kind, intelligent blue eyes. Adorning the back of his chair is the same emblem adorning his chest. Sitting next to him is a handsome African American man standing six-foot, one inch tall with the build and bearing of a US Marine. His black hair is in a military issue crew cut, he has glowing green eyes, and he is dressed in a black and green suit with a black and green hourglass adorning his chest. This is former US Marine John Stewart, AKA Green Lantern (II), and he deliberately chose not to wear a mask. The hourglass also adorns his chair and is the mark of the Green Lantern Corps.

Next to John is a handsome white man standing six foot three inches tall, with short black hair, a spit curl bang, and kind blue eyes. He has a bodybuilder's physique with large muscles and is dressed in a blue and red suit; his mom made him based on old strongmen suits, a red cape, and a stylish s-shaped symbol contained in a round corner triangle across his chest. The S and triangle are red, well, the center area inside the triangle is yellow, and this symbol is the Kryptonian word for hope. This is one of the most powerful beings on the planet and one of the last Kryptonians in the universe, Superman AKA, Kal-El, AKA Clark Kent. He is also the father of Jon Kent, Damian Wayne's best friend (and Anna's crush). The symbol on his chest is on the back of his chair.

Next to Clark is a red-eyed green-skinned humanoid alien standing six feet seven inches tall. He is dressed in straps forming an x across his chest, a red cape, and blue shorts. This is the Martian Manhunter, AKA J'onn J'onzz AKA John Jones. He is one of the few beings on the planet stronger than Superman and the most powerful telepath in the world. A red x in a circle adorns the back of his chair. Sitting next to J'onn is a handsome white man dressed up like Robin Hood. He has a green mask with white lenses, a green hood over his head, and an archer's build. He also has a blond goatee mustache combo. This is Green Arrow, AKA Oliver Queen, the second-generation President of Queen Industries and Protector of Star City. The back of his chair is a Green Arrowhead. Next to Oliver is an attractive blond woman standing five foot four inches tall. She has the build of a martial artist. Her long blond hair falls to the middle of her black, kind maternal blue eyes, D-cups, a wasp waist, a large peach-shaped rear, and long legs. She is in a black armored top made from Kevlar with a pair of matching black armored booty shorts, fishnet stockings, and a Kevlar-lined black leather jacket over it. This woman is metahuman heroine Black Canary, AKA Dinah Lance Queen, the frontwoman of the heavy metal band Black Canary, Barbara Grayson's best friend, and Oliver's wife. On the back of her jacket and chair is a stylish bird symbol in yellow with Black Canary written under it.

Next to Dinah is another beautiful woman standing the same height as Black Canary. She has a black and gold hawk cowl on her head with red hair spilling out from under it. She has the build of a soldier with c-cup breasts, a tight, strong core, wide hips, long but skinny legs, and a small apple-shaped bottom. She has hawk wings on her back, a green short, armored top that exposes her stomach, and green pants with a pair of matching greaves on her feet. This is Hawkwoman, AKA Shayera Thal of Thanagar.

Last but not least is a man standing six foot two inches tall. The man is built like a warrior of old with a broad, muscular frame, his muscles large but flexible, the results of a lifetime of training. He is dressed in a form-fitting gray and black Kevlar suit that makes him look like a demonic bat. Like Superman's suit, this man's was based on old circus strongman suits meaning it looked like he was wearing his underwear on the outside. He wears a white lensed cowl attached to a long Nomex and Kevlar scalloped cape weighted with steel shot making it an effective striking weapon. Across his broad chest is a black bat silhouette traced by yellow. This is the 40-year-old Bruce Wayne, AKA The Batman. He has saved the life of every person here at least once and is the most experienced vigilante on the Justice League aside from J'onn. Bruce did not consider himself a hero; he considered himself a criminal. His sons and daughters were hero's he was not, despite likely being the greatest hero among this group of heroes. He is also only a part-time member of the League.

"Damage cleanup and rescue is being handled by Supergirl, and she is doing a great job coordinating recovery and rescue. The Titans are doing well under her leade…." Batman says when the steel door to the meeting room opens.

"THERE YOU ARE, YOU MOTHER FUCKER WE NEED TO FUCKING TALK RIGHT FUCKING NOW, YOU FUCKING SON OF A FUCKING BITCH." An angry woman screams.

She is wearing a black and gray clear lensed cowl that made her look like a cat, and civilian clothing screams as she points at Batman…who froze his cowl's white lenses going wide as he tried to figure out what he did to piss off his longtime lover. The entire room looked on in shock as they had never seen Batman freeze. They have seen this man go up against literal gods, Kryptonians, and speedsters and win despite being a normal human. Amanda considered Batman a Metahuman and knew he carried the gean. Yet he freezes at the sight of a petite woman who was obviously the hero/thief Catwoman as she marched up to the unofficial leader of the Justice League. She is followed by… a group of men, women, and kids, dressed in civilian clothing and wearing everything from a domino mask to a shiny red helmet. The League misses Superman waving at them.

"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, THIS IS A PRIVATE MEET…' Amanda starts to yell when the angry woman glares at her.

"Shut the fuck up, Waller. This is between me and my fucking Bat!" Catwoman says with a glare that actually makes Waller clam up. The League has seen this woman stand up to Batman, Superman, and Lobo without flinching, yet Catwoman made her back down.

"Just who do you think you are!" Diana says as she takes action by blocking the path of this 'criminal.' The entire League knew she had a massive crush on Batman. But, to the shock, Justice League. Catwoman never slowed down; she grabs Wonder Woman's arm, sweeps her leg, and throws her against the wall as she continues to march towards Batman.

"Why do you have popcorn?" The Flash whispers to Superman, who pops a kernel into his mouth.

"To better enjoy the show, oh, hold this, please. You can have some, but don't eat all of it, Flash," Superman says as he goes to restrain Wonder Woman.

"BAT…" Catwoman starts to say when her demeanor morphs from Boss Cat to a timid, scared kitten as she unzips her purse. What she does next shocks everyone in the room.

"…we made a BatCat." She says, scared as she hands Batman three positive pregnancy tests before her hands cover her lower abdomen protectively. Her mind was now going wild with doubts.

"What if I am a bad mother, what if Bruce did not want me, what if something bad happens to their kitten, what if…."Her thoughts were stopped as Batman stood up as he reached up and, to the shock of the Justice League, removed his cowl with a radiant smile on his face. Then he picked up Catwoman and passionately kissed her. Only Dinah and Clark have seen him without his cowl.

"I see you have the ring on, I will get changed, and we will go cause a spectacle in Vegas as we elope. Thankfully Bruce Wayne is known to sponsor the Justice League and has been known to abuse that fact by abusing the teleporters. So I take it you're going to be moving in again." Bruce says with a radiant smile on his face as Catwoman just nods into his chest with a smile.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING THE FUCK ON HERE! WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE!" Green Arrow yells, confused.

"Oh, this is my family. Everyone Introduce yourself's. There is no more need for masks, kids…Waller also already knows who we all are." Bruce says with a grin.

"Hi Dinah, we are still on for drinks next week, right? You guys know me as the computer-generated face of Oracle, but my real name is Barbara Grayson. I married this Fool with the great ass." Oracle sasses as she pats Nightwing's chest and removes her bat-style cowl to reveal Barbara Grayson.

"Hi, my Names Richard Grayson. Call me Dick. I have had to fill in for Batman a few times…I think that's why theirs a theory that Batman is really ten men. I am also Bruce's eldest adopted son. I am Bludhavens hero Nightwing." Dick says with a grin as he removes his stylish blue domino mask.

"Name's Batwoman; I am Bruce's cousin Katherine Kane; call me Kate," Kate says with a grin as she removes her half cowl and wig. Wonder woman was even better looking up close. Too bad she was taken, or she would try for a night with the woman.

"You can call me Helena Bertinelli, I was also known as Matron when I worked with Spyral, and now I am Huntress. I am dating and living with this dingbat here," Helena says as she removes her purple, white lensed domino mask and smacks her boyfriend's right ass cheek. She put a crossbow bolt in that cheek the night they met…he put a bullet in hers in retaliation.

"I am Damian Brat Wayne, the blood son of Bruce Wayne and Talia al Ghul, and I am the fifth Robin…I would say I am the most dangerous one, but Red hood has proven that wrong." Damian says proudly with a frown as he removes his green domino mask. He blushed as a blue-haired girl wearing a Kabuki mask that looked like a psychotic cat and a baseball cap wrapped her arms around his.

"I am Catgirl, hear me roar, my real name is Athanasia Rebecca Wayne. I am Damian's twin. Call me Anna." Anna says with a smile as she removes her cat cowl and red wig. Red Hood then reached up and pulled off his helmet…to reveal a handsome face with a red domino mask causing every member of the League except for Bruce to faceplant, causing Jason to laugh.

"The name is Red Hood, AKA Jason Peter Todd, AKA Jason Peter Todd. Like some of you, I died and came back to life, but I did it first. I took the exact same name I had when Oracle brought me back to officially living status last year, and I started working at Gotham Academy with my girlfriend." Jason says with a grin when he finishes laughing. Jason never got tired of the reaction he got when he revealed that he wore two masks.

"So, you're my grandpa and grandma, my name is Lian Nguyen-Harper, daughter of the late Roy Harper and the Assassin Jade Nguyen-Harper. I go by Cheshire Cat and am in the process of being adopted by Jason and Helena." Lian says with a grin as her grandparents by adoption Dinah and Oliver Queen's eyes go wide in shock. Lian was supposed to be dead. Oliver also did not like how Lian was pressing herself into the Bat's brat.

"The names Timothy Jackson Drake, call me Tim, I am Red Robin," Tim says simply with a smile as he removes his black domino mask and puts his arm around the waist of a girl in a half mask to him.

"Spoiler Alert: The name's Stephanie Agnes Brown. I am also known as Spoiler and was Robin for a hot minute," Steph says with a smile as she wraps her own arm around Tim's waist. She was excited as she was finally meeting Wonder Woman, a notion Anna shared.

"I am adopted, Cassandra Wu-San Wayne. I am Batgirl. Hear me roar!" Cass says excitedly as she pulls off her full mask with a smile. She was finally meeting Wonder Woman and Hawkwoman.

"Cass, you forgot something. I am Sandra Wu-San, Cassandra's biological mother. I now go by Jade Phoenix. However, I was once known as Lady Shiva." Sandra says with a smirk as she removes her half mask and domino mask.

"Oh, Opps, Nice to meet you…I am never going to get that right." Cassandra says as she blushed cutely.

"Names Selina Kyle soon to be Selina Wayne, I am the Grey vigilante thief extraordinaire Catwoman, hear me Roar," Selina says with a smile as she lounges her Bat's arms.

"Bruce Wayne, Batman." Bruce keeps his long-overdue introduction simple with a smile.

"AIR-HEADED BRUCE WAYNE IS THE FUCKING BATMAN!" Green Arrow yells in shock!

"Yes, Oliver Queen, I am Batman," Bruce says with a smirk.

"Lian, your alive," Dinah says as she rushes up to her granddaughter by adoption and pulls her into a hug as she tears up.

"You hurt her, you little brat, and I will put a boxing glove arrow somewhere you will not like. And then I will take it…." Oliver starts to threaten Damian when Bruce puts his hand on his shoulder, and he freezes.

"Oliver, meet my son Damian. He and Lian are going on chaperoned dates," Bruce says with a protective coldness that sends a shiver down Green Arrows spine.

"I mean, it's nice to meet you, kid," Oliver says with a forced smile.

"Wonder Woman, I am a big fan…also nice to meet you. I am Cassandra," Cassandra says as she rushes up to Diana, followed by Anna and Stephanie.

"Nice to meet you, Cassandra. I am Diana." Diana says a bit sadly as Clark finally lets her go, and she shakes the girl's hands. She could see Batman's love for Catwoman and was happy for the two. However, her heart still broke a bit.

After getting everything cleared up, the Bat and the cat stage the perfect spectacle to let the world know Bruce Wayne and Selina Wayne Nee Kyle get hitched…. The Justice League's governing board attends the ceremony at the Little Chapel of Justice, and they are married by a Batman impersonator. Eight months later, the entire Justice League would guard Gotham for seventy-two hours as Selina gave birth to a healthy baby girl named Helena May Wayne. Ten years later, to her mother's disapproval, she will become the fourth Batgirl.

The end.

I like to have Sandra shorter than she is in canon.

A Chinese phoenix has 3 feet, not two. It also did not make sense for me to have Sandra as Jade Canary in this continuity.

I need to thank Yes_That_Nina for this joke/idea as I would never have thought of it.