Author's note: Thank you to all the reviewers! I never thought being an authoress in Fan fiction would do me food in school! The English teacher gave me an A+ on my story that I wrote! Yay! Ahem. I think I should go on with the chappiee now! And I do NOT own shaman king and enjoy!
Title: A vacation to Hawaii
Chapter: Miss.Ren
"Hahahaha this is the best picture of Ren I have ever saw!" Macchi said as she bursted into laughter.
"Ren-Kun looks so-" Pirika also bursted into fits of giggles but then since she liked Ren she didn't want to make fun of him.
"Retarded, stupid, dumb should I go on?" Anna asked as she too laughed at the picture.
Tamao was laughing already when they heard something at the door. "I'll get it"
Tamao opened the door and saw Horo.
"Um…Hi" Horo said as he fixed his earpiece that looked like it connected to his mp3 player
"Hi Horo-Kun" Tamao blushed.
"Say something don't just stand there!" The earpiece screeched.
"SHUT UP!" Horo shouted.
"Did I say something wrong?" Tamao asked.
"No I mean no not you um…I mean I was telling Macchi to shut up because she was too loud and we can hear her from outside"
"Oh ok then."
"Ok Horo we need to get that picture back before Ren goes wack" Hao said into the speaker which connected to Horo's earpiece (or u can call it the "receiver").
"Umm…can I come in?"
"Sure come right in."
"Now ask her how she liked the stay." Hao spoke into the speaker.
"So how do you like it in Hawaii so far?" Horo asked.
"It's fun!" Tamao did a little jump. "How about you do you like the stay?"
"I told you this plan sucks, Horo your plan sucks!" Ren screeched into the speaker.
"It doesn't suck!" Horo shouted.
"Umm…I didn't say that this stay sucks." Tamao said sadly.
Anna glared at Horo the whole time. She walked toward Horo and Horo gulped.
"You know what this tard really wants?" Anna asked stiffly.
"Umm…No" Tamao said shyly.
Horo was trembling with fear.
"He wants this." Anna smirked as she took out Ren's picture.
"HAHAHA! WHEN THEY SAID REN LOOKS LIKE A GIRL I DIDN'T THINK THAT HE IS A GIRL IN THIS PICTURE!" Horo laughed hysterically.
Anna sweat dropped. She came closer to Horo and yanked his earpiece off.
"Oh crap she figured us out!" Hao gulped.
"You buttholes should have known better then to do this." Anna said coldly.
"They just want his picture back Anna" Tamao said.
"If the great and mighty Chinese shaman is afraid of getting insulted by this one measly picture that shows how great he is" Macchi laughed.
"K-K-KISAMA!" Ren came bursting in the door.
"Anna I think you should please give Ren back his picture." Yoh sobbed. "He threatened me saying that he would kill all my beautiful oranges if we don't help him get his picture back" He continued.
Hao just stood there blinking.
"And you what have you been doing?" Anna asked as she cocked eye at Hao.
Hao just shrugged.
"You boys are so dam hopeless" Anna sighed as she smacked Ren.
"What the hell did you do that for!" Ren shouted.
"If you really want the picture back then here" Anna held the picture between her pointer and middle finger.
Ren was about to grab it when.
"Mari here" Anna tossed the picture to Mari like a Frisbee.
"Please Anna have mercy for my poor oranges!" Yoh sobbed.
"So all of you dimwits want the picture back?" Anna asked.
All of the guys nodded. Suddenly Anna and Macchi smirked.
"I don't think this a good time to play monkey in the middle Anna" Tamao said shyly.
"Oh come on this a vacation break away from the torture chamber" Macchi said.
"Mari over here" Macchi shouted to Mari.
Mari threw the picture to Macchi. When Horo was about to grab it he slipped on Pirika's facial cream and that squirted all over Ren's face.
Pirika was now furious. "ONII-CHAN! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SAVED UP FOR THAT!" Pirika said as she marched up to Horo.
"This is going to be fun" Anna smirked.
The picture was now in Macchi's hands. "Tamao here" Macchi threw the picture to Tamao. All the guys headed for Tamao's direction until Ren tripped on Anna's bandana and made a foot print in it.
Anna grew angry. "I swear…"
"Uh oh" Yoh and Hao gulped.
"You ever, ever, and I mean EVER step in this room or my clothes you will regret that you ever met me!" Anna shouted.
"Anna?" Yoh asked as he tried to calm Anna down.
"Don't Anna me" Anna said coldly as she turned around.
"You are going to pay" Anna said as she stared at Ren coldly.
"And what are you going to do?" Ren asked.
"That's not a very good thing to do Ren-kun" Pirika squealed.
Hao smirked.
"Mari take out the camera." Anna said.
"Hai!" Mari said as she dug into her luggage.
"Ok now ACTION!" Macchi said as she held the camera up close to Anna and Ren.
SLAPP!
"Great that's it!" Macchi said.
"We need more action here people!" Hao laughed.
"Ughh..." Anna said as she flicked her hand.
"My hand is now covered with facial cream." Anna said in disgust.
"Serves you right" Ren snickered as he felt his cheek.
Anna glared at Ren.
Ren gulped.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Now since Miss.Ren's face is all cleansed we shall now help him look presentable." Anna snickered as Pirika took out her make up box.
"No! You are not going to make me!" Ren shouted.
"And what are you going to do?" Macchi cackled.
"Mari tied you up already to the toilet seat so you can't do anything , this is also payback for calling baby chuck an overgrown bootlegged doll." Mari said.
Ren gulped as he saw Pirika, Tamao, Anna, Mari, and Macchi hold up lipstick, lip gloss and make up supplies.
"Let me trim your eyebrows Miss. Ren their just so bushy." Pirika said happily.
"You need more mascara to bring your beautiful eyes out." Macchi snickered.
"I need to pick out a perfect outfit for you in order to make the guys just go head over heals for you" Anna smirked.
"I have to straighten your hair to make your hair look silkier." Tamao laughed.
"And Mari has to help you cut and paint your nails" Mari said as she took out bottles of Nail polish. "Which one do you prefer pink or purple?"
All the girls laughed as they went to work. Ren gulped as they came closer to him.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Wonder what the girls will do to him" Hao said.
"I don't know" Horo shrugged.
"All I know is that Anna is going to torture him slowly, then make him apologize, after that she's going to take humiliating pictures of him, and last post it up either a place where everyone can see them or in school." Yoh chuckled.
"How do you know all of this?" Hao asked.
"Aniki I lived with Anna for years now well…except when we all had to separate to go to college that is" Yoh said sadly.
"You must know a lot about her" Horo added.
"Yea" Yoh nodded.
"And if you knew that she was the devil's child then why did you even get engaged to her in the first place?" Horo asked.
"Because Anna isn't just the ice queen we know today she is beyond that. She's in fact really nice." Yoh smiled.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Horo and Hao laughed.
"What? Its true!"
"Yea and I'm the king of England" Hao continued laughing.
Suddenly the girls came out of the bathroom.
"I present you Miss. Ren" Macchi said as she bowed. The bathroom door opened and there came out Ren and the girls.
Ren was wearing pink lipgloss, had his eyebrows plucked, his nails were all sparkly and purple, his hair was straightened and down, his eyes had black mascara, his hair also had bows and last but not least he was wearing a long pink dress that was covered with laces and that looked like it was for a ball.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!" Yoh, Hao and Horo laughed.
"You really look like a girl." Horo laughed.
"If I wasn't dating Mari then I would have went with you" Hao teased.
"Hahaha Ren you actually look like a girl" Yoh laughed.
"Mari did Ren-kun's nails" Mari said proudly.
"Now its time to test it out." Anna snickered.
"HEY!" Ren shouted.
"If you want your picture back that is" Macchi teased.
"Now today there is supposed to be a welcome party out in front of the hotel. You have to go and find a date, dance with him and come back to us. Ask one of your retarded friends to take a picture of you to prove it to us. If we get to see it then we'll give back the picture back to you." Anna said.
"Kisama" Ren mumbled.
"Nuh uh uh" Macchi waved her index finger. "A ladies voice"
"Fine" Ren said in a high pitched tone.
The guys bursted into laughter.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Now go!" Anna said as she pushed Ren into the dance floor.
"You go girl" Hao gave a thumbs up at Ren.
"I'm not a girl!" Ren squealed.
"HAHAHAHHA!" the gang bursted into laughter.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That's it for now please read and review so how was it::smilies: