Loving Evil by Moonlight

Chapter Two - Usagi Makes a Crazy Friend

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"How dare that evil vampire bring me here!" Usagi shouted angrily. Oh yeah, the bunny was mad. Morning had come--or so Usagi thought, she couldn't see anything--and the vampire had left. Doing what any lost person would do, she screamed her lungs out--and most imporantly; stayed put. Running off into the middle of nowhere was not a smart thing to do.

Even she knew that!

Sleeping on the floor is a bad thing to do, but that was the only place she could. So after screaming her lungs out Usagi drifted off to sleep on the cold, hard floor.

"Stupid blood-sucking freak! Let me out of here! ...Wherever here is!"

"WILL YOU SHUTUP!" Usagi looked around, (which didn't help much) wondering where that voice had come from. It was loud and angry. Was the vampire home?

"Shh! She'll hear us!"

"I don't care! Why do you think I'm yelling in the first place? I want some peace and quiet!"

Usagi blinked, whoever it was was trying to sleep. Apparently.

"Fine then! Hey, girl!" Usagi looked up and down--still seeing no one she shrugged.

"Yeah?"

"You be quiet..." Usagi frowned, "...and I'll be peace!" the second voice's laughter filling the area. Then the blonde heard a small pop! and a squeal of pain.

Little did Usagi know, that these two voice's belonged to the...place's most foul assistant masters. How the vampire would ever let them become "assistant masters", nobody is completely sure, but there's no point in wondering since there wasn't really anything to rule over anyway. (Or so the voice's thought, they didn't know half the crap that went on in the...place. Which isn't surprising since no one could see in the first place.)

"Um...who are you?" Usagi asked the currently bodiless voices.

Little hushed whispers surrounded Usagi, making her wonder if there were more of them than she first thought.

"Should we?"

"Of course not you imbecile! You know what the Master said!"

"You mean we have to kill her?" Usagi gulped.

"Why would he bring her here if he just wanted her dead?" she breathed a sigh of relief.

"I don't know..."

"I guess we'll just have to be nice, and maybe she has some matches on her!"

"I hope so! Hey girl, you got any matches?" Usagi shook her head 'no'. She sweatdropped, realizing that they couldn't see her -wait, if they couldn't see her...how did they know she was a girl?

Oh well. "No, sorry." she said apologetically.

"Then you're useless to us! Go away!"

"Duo, you idiot! She can't leave!"

"Oh yeah...then I'll leave!" the voice announced. "Later."

"HEY! Don't leave me here with her!"

An echoey voice followed the angry male's cries. "Too late..."

Everything went quiet. Usagi wrapped her arms around herself. It was kind of cold...and dark. Scary, too. She gulped, where had they gone? Usagi felt something around her nose, an odd itch. She suddenly had the urge to run away quickly, as she usually did when facing a youma.

"Hm, I wasn't sure, Duo was right," Usagi jumped back as she heard the same male voice in front of her. "You are a girl! Well, I guess I should introduce myself. Girl, I am Wufei Chang. My full name is 'Stop Touching My Fruit You Egotistical Maniac Or I'll Castrate You In An Immensely Painful Way You Evil Chinese Bug!' but I would prefer to have you call me just Wufei." the voice continued.

This was odd. So the voice was a Chinese male. Okay.

"Um...I'm Usagi Tsukino. And...you can call me...Usagi!" the blonde said a bit lamely. So her full name wasn't as interesting as his! Big deal.

"How old are you, Usagi?" the voice continued.

"I'm fifteen--sixteen in June! How old are you, just Wufei?"

"Uh...I don't know. I think I forgot. Hm...this could become a problem."

Usagi sweatdropped. The guy was...an idiot. There was something odd about his voice too, it was kind of...squeaky. Why was there no freaking light either? She had to know if he was hot or not! It was the way she was, afterall she wasn't only Sailor Moon--and Sailor Moon was unable to show up anyway. The teenager in Usagi had to breathe too.

Who was this 'Duo' person? What was up with that vampire? Just dumping her here and taking off. Plus it was so not fair that he could see in the dark too! How come vampires always got super powers with just a bite? She had to hop around in a mini-skirt with a magic wand and be a magic princess to get powers!

'Okay, you're getting a little off-track girl! You've got to get away from this freak and find that vampire! It's what Sailor Moon would do! Screw waiting for someone to find you!' she thought. Wufei was currently muttering about the 1400s.

So Usagi backed away slowly, hands out behind her as to feel for a wall or door or window or...whatever. Wufei kept on talking, he had somehow ended up on the subject of sexism.

Big surprise there.

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"Whew! This is hard!" Usagi muttered. Sweat came down the side of her face as she attempted to put the most likely priceless vase that she had just barely caught.

Stupid vampire and his stupid super powers.

"I will never mock blind people again!" she vowed. Or rather, she never would. Since she never even met a blind person before, and mocking them certainly wasn't a hobby of hers. Now shopping on the other hand...

She carefully set the vase--was it a vase? She couldn't tell--on a table, or whatever it was. She stepped cautiously around it, feeling the wall once again she set off--a bit more slowly. Her stomach grumbled. All the while Wufei was listing the capitals of America in order.

Stupid scholars...

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Usagi marched on, unknowingly going down the east corridor in the west tower. How she got there without going up stairs, we don't really know. This was also the corridor that the Master hated most. For which reasons shall soon be revealed.

She let her hand slide along the wall, until she felt some sort of cloth. She stopped, raising her eyebrows she turned towards the wall. She started shaking it, realizing that it was actually kind of heavy. She swung it to the left, and a streak of sunlight came in.

The cloth was really a set of drapes! Which meant that this was a window!

"Finally! Some light!"

"No!" Wufei shouted angrily, he had snapped out of his rant in time to realize that Usagi was no longer there. He zoomed in front of Usagi, who could make out something in front of her. He jerked the curtain out of her hands and it was pitch black once again.

"The Master refuses to have any light from the sun come into the castle!" he snapped.

'Of course he does! The idiot is a vampire! But he isn't here...' she thought. Complaining was something Usagi was good at. When it came to food, studying, and...

"But I can't see anything!" she continued to whine. Wufei groaned. He'd better not get demoted for this. If Duo found out...

"All right! I'm only doing this once! Since I want to see what you look like and make sure you're not a monster who wants to eat me and my friends!" and with that Wufei drew back the heavy curtain.

Usagi covered her eyes, the light was blinding! As her blue orbs adjusted to the light she could make out a tiny figure floating in front of her. She rubbed her eyes to get a better look.

A little boy, man, young man--whatever! was flying. He had two little blue-tinted wings fluttering hurriedly on his back. A little toothpick tied to his belt, he wore a sleeveless white pao and had little white baggy pants on.

And he had the cutest little pony-tail pulled back at the nape of his neck! His almond shaped eyes proving that he was the Chinese bug Wufei.

"Wufei!" she squealed in delight. "You're a fairy!" the little fairy sighed somewhat sadly.

"Actually, I'm only half of a fairy. Full-blooded ones are really just balls of light who wear ugly see-through clothing and usually just make bell sounds." Wufei explained.

"Oh," Usagi said. How could you be a half fairy? "Do you want to be a full-blooded fairy?"

Wufei's eyes widened like toy saucers. "Are you mad? Do I look like I want to be a ball of light that makes bell sounds? I'm almost insulted--seeing as if I were a real fairy I would have super magic powers!"

The blonde sweatdropped once again. "Powers to do what?" His answer was quick.

"Get more light in here!" he practically shouted, unsheathing his toothpick and swinging it valiantly. Or as valiantly as a half-fairy could.

"Of course that's it! Who wouldn't want to see such a little hottie everyday?"

Wufei blushed, not used to the opposite sex giving him such compliments.

"It's nice to meet you, Wufei the Chinese Half-Fairy!" Usagi grinned, now able to see him. This made things a lot easier, and he was so cute! With the little wings and little toothpick for a katana!

But looks can be deceiving.

"Hey girl?" glare, "Uh--Usagi! What's up with those balls on your head? They make your hair look like spaghetti, you know..."

FWAP!

"Can it, you bug!"

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Notes:

This story is unorthodox! I hate stories about vampires and stuff like that, but it just popped into my head...maybe it'll be a nice break from those other ones.

Whoa! I just listened to Learn to be Lonely and it's the same tune as No One Would Listen! Cool! As for the NOWL and maybe even LtbL I'll do something special with those songs... ;) As it is pleasing to my beloved fans to receive special stuff.

If no-one figured out who the vampire is then...too bad! Bwahahahahahahahahahah! You won't find out until...the next chapter! Or maybe the one after that because I like to torture you!

The Leslie Nielson movie is Dracula: Dead and Loving It. But this won't be a perverted comedy. It'll be the first semi-romance I've ever written! Since I haven't gotten that far in Moonlight Densetsu or Clue.