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Everyone was walking slowly back to Konoha, because everyone had minor wounds and some chakra depletion (turns out Derikku knew some medical jutsus). Derikku explained that he had, never in his life, taken any ninja lessons. Derikku slowed down a bit so he can talk to Naruto.

"Soo, what was that red chakra?"Derikku asked.The ANBU member heard and stopped Naruto before he can answer. "You know its illegal to talk about it!" she hissed. "Everyone here already knows, and were not in Konoha at the moment." Kakashi said, too tired to even read his first edition Icha Icha Paradice. "It was Kyuubi's chakra." Naruto said. The jounin and ANBU glared, Kakashi was too tired to care, Sakura and Sauske looked like they were going to have a heart attack and Derikku just smirked and said "knew it" under his breath.

"Mind if I ask Kyuubi some questions about whats happening to Rin?" Derikku asked. "Whos Rin?" "You'd have to be a complete idiot not to know who Rin is!" Kyuubi said. "She's ummm... Kyuubi's ex..." Derikku said. "Tell him yes." "Sure" Derikku went through a very large amount of hand seals. Kakashi was amazed that the kid knew that jutsu, he had only seen that jutsu once before, and it was so difficult, he was never able to copy it. 5 minutes later, he completed the jutsu."Mind Link Jutsu!" can u hear me now? naruto heard in his mind. yea.

yep. Kyuubi thought
good, Kyuubi, whats happened to Rin?
shes gone insane.
duh, what can I do about it?
nothing, but I can do something...
do I even want to know Naruto asked
no... so put up a mental wall between us when the preperations are complete
you're sick in the head Derikku thought
just bring her to the middle of the link, bring me there too, kit.

They did as they were told, and Derikku put up a mental wall as soon as he got her there. Naruto, however, wasnt so fortunate.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! MY MIND! MY VIRGIN MIND!" he screamed, then quickly put the barrier up, the images burned forever in his memories.
"Too slow!" Derikku said, laughing, then reached for his pocket. The ANBU and jounin tensed up, thinking he was getting a weapon, and Derikku pulled out of his pocket, suprise, a limited edition, gold trimmed, author signed Icha Icha Paradise book 3. Everyone's jaw dropped. "Aren't you a bit young to be reading those?" Kakashi said. "Whaddya gonna do? Arrest me for underage perversion in public?" they reached the gates of Konoha soon after that statement. "I need to see the Hokage." Derikku said to the rest of the group. how the hell did he get that book? Kakashi thought, I'd kill to get my hands on that. Wait a minute, thats how I got my limited edition Icha Icha Paradice book 1!

When they entered the gates, Derikku felt like he was being watched. He turned his head and found a figure on a rooftop, at a distance.

HINATA POV

I saw Naruto enter the gates with his team, but what was odd was that there was a large group of high level jounin with them. It made no sense, but then I saw a teen, on crutches, that looked like he went through hell... literally. I turned on my Byakugan and cheched him out closely. It looked like he has been starving for a long time, and severly weakened and tired (excluding the fact that he looks like he hasnt slept in a year). His clothes are ripped, and looked about 2 sizes too small. Dispite the health conditions, he looked really fit. He looks a lot like a bodybuilder. I took a close look at his chakra system, and was immediatly shocked. Many of the tenkutsu (is that how its spelled?) in his legs have shut down, obviously from the lack of food and sleep. He suddenly looked over at me. I could tell he had a hard time seeing me, then he did something I would never expect. He moved faster then I could ever track!How can someone in his condition move so fast?He suddenly appeared behind me. "Is there something on my face?"I heard a voice behind me, I turned around and saw the teen, and blushed. Those clothes were just too tight. I could easily see that this guy has been training for a VERY long time... and it definatly shows. My nose started to bleed, he obviously noticed and said "See ya later, I got to go." and rushed off back to the group... Damn he's hot. I'm gonna have perverted dreams for a long, long, long time. nice ass I thought

NORMAL POV

there are too many stairs in this damned building! Derikku thought "How much longer?" he complained, and everyone ignored him. Suddenly, he heard a familiar voice. "Please! kill this person, I'll pay you 2,000,000 ryou!" she said. That BITCH! Derikku thought. "Tell me," he said, walking in, making everyone in the room look at him, "why would you pay so much to kill a cripple, when he's in the same room as you... bitch?" "Well well well, if it isn't the MURDERER." she said and charged him with a kunai. He suddenly appeared behind her, with her kunai at her neck (think episode 4, Kakashi at Naruto's neck after he charged him). "I didn't kill them... SHE did." 'Bitch' shuddered. Derikku released his hold on her and she jumped away, shocked. "Same thing!" she said, "The whole village was leveled because of you!" "Hokage," Derikku said, completely ignoring her, "I need to speak with you for a moment, you can keep your guards with you if you wish, but this needs to be a private conversasion." "Very well then,"He said, and the chunin left,"that includes you, team 7." "They already know, so it doesnt matter." Derikku explained that he had a (not so) legendary demon 'sealed' in him, and that the seal broke, thus destroying the village. He asked that the price on his head was taken off, and that he become a leaf genin. Sarutobi agreed under the condition that he gets new clothes and gets a check up. "Seriously, when was the last time you were in a hospital?" Sarutobi asked (for those who dont know, hes the 4th Hokage). "Never" came the unexpected reply, and Derikku went to the hospital for a 'routine' check up.

next chapter: we learna little bitabout Derikku's past.
Fan Girls Galore! never go into a city full of fangirls with a cute little fox.
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