Harry Potter and the Blue Eyed Something

AN: I'm sorry that my chapters are all a bit short. I need to learn to write longer chapters. Gah. And still don't own anything. Just so you know.

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After the feast, there was a party in the Gryffindor common room. Said party involved a lot of Butterbeer and Firewhiskey. Most people did not remember the night before whatsoever, and upon waking up, wondered why they were naked in other people's beds, or why there were naked people in their beds.

Harry Potter was one of those people.

"Euuuugh."

"Whhaaaaa?"

"Ronnnn?"

"'Arry?"

"Wha?"

"Why you in my bed?"

"Dunno. Where my clothes?"

Harry had just realized the situation he was in. He was in his best friend's bed, naked. It took him another 10 seconds to realize Ron was naked as well. This was quite disturbing. The worst part was Harry had no clue where his clothes were. Nor Ron's clothes, if it came to that.

"Ron! Wake up!

"Whaaa?"

"Help me find my clothes!"

"Why?"

"Because I don't know where mine are!"

"What makes me think I do? I don't even know where mine are!"

"Why not? This is YOUR bed, you know?"

"Meh."

"Well, I'm not getting out of here until I find some clothes."

"I don't mind"

Ron tried to get up, but ended up doing a face plant as he failed to notice that his feet were tangled in Harry's boxers.

"RON! Those are my boxers!"

"Oh."

Harry put on his boxers and quickly ran around looking for his clothes, but failed. Eventually, he put a spare set of robes that he had, and went down for breakfast. Ron still could not find his clothes and had to ask Hermione for hers.

Harry went down for breakfast and found Hermione and Ginny sitting at a table.

"Hey Harry," Ginny greeted him.

"Hey, what's new?" said Harry

"Not much," replied Ginny.

"Yeah, except that Ginny turned into a lesbian overnight and wants to shag Kitty," said Hermione, as if she was bursting to tell somebody.

"Oh, did I forget to mention that my good friend Hermione randomly feel in love with Snape?" snapped Ginny.

Harry was slightly disturbed.

"Who the hell is Kitty? And Hermione, what the hell is wrong with you?"

"Oh, Kitty is one of the exchange students. The hot blonde one. And I don't know what's wrong with Hermione." said Ginny.

"Ginny, nobody was supposed to know about my crush, just so you know," said Hermione darkly.

"Oh, shush it. It was obvious you wanted people to know."

Harry did not want to listen to them bicker, so instead he went back to eating his pancakes. A few moments later, Ron sat down beside him. It looked as though he had found his clothes, but upon closer inspection, it was clear that he was wearing Hermione's robes.

"Uhhh ... Ronn .. Why are you wearing Hermione's robes?" he asked.

"Why do you think?" Ron replied as though he was mad.

"Still hadn't found yours, have you?

"No, Harry, I have found mine - I am wearing Hermione's clothes because I think I look good in a skirt!"

"But Ron, you do look good in a skirt!" said a third voice.

Harry wished that voice said that about him, as it was Kitty, the girl in his dreams. Ron was not sure how this stranger knew his name or who she was.

"Who the hell are you? And how do you know my name?"

"I'm Kitty. From Canada. Your sister told me. "

"KITTY!" Ginny came flying out of nowhere to give Kitty a hug. Harry was green with envy. - he actually wanted to give Kitty a hug as well, but just as he was about to do so, the sorting had started, Kitty had to do to be sorted, even though Ginny was not letting go.

Eventually, Ginny let go. As soon, as he left, she said, "She better be in Gryffindor"

"Agreed," said Harry.

"Really?" questioned Ginny.

"Yeah, she's hot. And I dreamt about her days before I met her."

"She makes me wet." Ginny pointed to the puddle underneath her. "And that's not pee."

"That's great, Ginny." Said Ron, who appeared quite disgusted.

"Guys, the sorting has started." said Hermione. It appeared as she didn't want to hear any of this.

Harry had missed what Dumbledore had to say about the sorting had, and the sorting hat's song, as he was too busy staring at Kitty's left breast. The same could be said about Ginny. The puddle under Ginny was also gradually getting bigger.

To Harry's relief, Kitty had been sorted into Gryffindor. 2 others were sorted into Gryffindor. 2 went into Slytherin. And the other 2 went to Ravenclaw.

Ginny and Harry were both happy about this. Everybody else couldn't care less. And a few people ended up drowning in the puddle underneath Ginny. Ginny also became severely dehydrated and had to be sent to the hospital wing, along with her victims.

Timetables got passed out. Kitty was in all of his classes. Ron was in none of his classes. For some odd reason, Ron was very upset about that. The only class Harry had with Hermione was potions, which was first.

Hermione was excited about Potions, Harry was not. Ron could not figure out why Hermione was so excited. Harry, of course knew why, but felt it would be best to spare Ron of the strange news. Ron went off to his class, which he dearly wished contained Harry, but did not.

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Snape wanted a cat. He never actually liked cats, but during breakfast he had a strange revelation of some sort, and wanted a cat as soon a possible. The problem was getting a cat, of course. He wished he had this revelation last week, when he was not due to teach, and would have no problems going somewhere to get a cat. Now, it was too late, and this was most unfortunate.

His class, unfortunately, had begun, and this meant he had to teach. To make it worse, this particular class contained Mister Potter and Miss Granger. Maybe if he pretended that they were cute kittens, they would actually be bearable.

Thankfully, that approach worked and it felt like his day was 20 times shorter. Except this didn't solve his lack of a cat. He had decided to wander the halls, in hope of finding a cat. Perhaps, somebody had let their cat wander, and he could confiscate it.

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Crookshanks was annoying Hermione. He would not stop distracting her from her potions homework. Eventually, she got fed up, and let him outside to wander the halls. To her surprise Snape had just walked by, and Crookshanks had followed. Hermione followed as well.

Several minutes later, Snape noticed Crookshanks and looked around.

"Miss Granger, is this your cat?"

"Yes, Professor"

"Cats are not allowed to wander the halls! I am afraid I have to confiscate it! And 10 points from Gryffindor!"

"B-but Profess--"

"No buts, Miss Granger!"

He picked up the Crookshanks and left Hermione standing in the hall.