MSS: My first fanfic!
Lloyd: What took you so long to post it?
MSS: I had to wait three days.
Lloyd: Oh.
MSS: While you're here, will you do the disclaimer?
Lloyd: Master Summoner Sheena does not own Tales of Symphonia, or Kvar's diary.
MSS: Warning, a couple people are gay, okay?
Lloyd: Can we get started already? This is boring.
MSS: Picky, picky.
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Chapter 1: Rumors, Rumors, Rumors
Monday
Pronyma suspects me. If Lord Yggdrasil finds out, there's no way I can get out of this mess. If only that inferior being hadn't stolen that Cruxis Crystal from my Angelus Project! Wait! Maybe if I discredit Pronyma, then not only will no one suspect me, but I could get her position! I have been hearing rumors… I wonder…
Kvar looked up from his diary and practically ran to the intercom. Speaking into it, he said, "Stanley and Ted, report to my office immediately!"
Kvar started pacing impatiently across the room. The two lieutenants entered breathlessly. That was when Kvar realized his diary was still on his desk. Casually moving toward it he snapped it shut and stuffed it in his desk. While he was looking down, Stanley and Ted raised their eyebrows at each other.
Straightening up, Kvar said, "Please, sit down."
"Look, whatever it is, I didn't do it," said Ted as he sat down, clearly frightened.
"I'm not accusing you of anything," spoke Kvar. His subordinates visibly relaxed. "Now," continued Kvar, "I'm sure you've heard the rumors about Pronyma and a certain Grand Cardinal, correct?"
Both Lieutenants stared at him. Clearly they hadn't expected this. Finally, Ted broke the silence.
"Which one?"
"What?" asked Kvar, caught off guard.
"Well," explained Stanley, who so far hadn't spoken, "There's the rumor about Pronyma and Magnius. But there's a second one about her and Rodyle."
Kvar looked blankly at him. Inwardly, he was in complete shock. The rumors he had heard involved Pronyma and Forcystis. After another couple minutes where he decided what to do, he said, "Ted, I want you to infiltrate Magnius' ranch. I really don't care what you do. Just find out if the rumor is true, okay?"
Ted nodded and left, clearly glad to get out of his leader's presence. Kvar turned to Stanley. "You I want to infiltrate Rodyle's ranch. Confirm the rumor if possible. Oh, and while you're there, check on the Mana Canon's progress. I think Rodyle is hiding something from me. Report back as soon as possible."
Stanley saluted and left. Kvar settled on a chair to daydream about the look on Pronyma's face when he presented his case.
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MSS: I know, this chapter is bad. So I'm putting up the next one, which is much better.
Lloyd: Please review.