Disclaimer: As usual, I own nothing. This is for my amusement...possibly the amusement of others.
Dearest, darlingest Momsie and Popsicle:
I am writing to inform you of my safe return to Crage Hall. Nothing was made clearer by our journey and so I am opting to forget all about it. Elphaba has gone. I am working hard to make up for the work that I missed while I was away.
There isn't much more to say…except The One doesn't exist. I trust you will find someone appropriate for me to marry after my graduation.
Love, hugs, kisses,
Glinda