Made this story up after Chibi Fire Spirit gave me an idea. So credit goes to her.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sould Calibur, cocaine, Leatherface , Rambo or sasquaches of any kind.

Yoshimitsu filled his wooden arm up with cocaine. He made his way acroos town to where Voldo was hanging upside down from a bridge.

"you got my stuff Yosh?"

"yep its right here don't worry."

"cheers!" Voldo dropped down to his feet.

(A/N: so Voldo sniffs coke! Wow that explains a lot!)

"Yoshi handed him the bag of powder and walked away innocently.

For some reason his real hand felt weird. It was trembling and jerked about every two minutes. "Stupid hand." He muttered "I knew I shouldn't have tried to put in a blender." Suddenly, he had no control over it and it started strangling him. "ARRRGGGG!"

(A/N: hes a pirate now? Arrg Capn Yoshi!)

"Get this thing off me!"

Talim appeared from out of an alleyway (A/N Talim + alleyway, go figure)

"What the hell Yoshi!" She yelled. Yoshi was turning blue in the face.

Talim ran across to help him. The hand let go and latched on to her face, dragging poor Yoshi behind.

Voldo came from underneath the bridge, seen the commotion and grabbed a chainsaw from Leatherface, who was twirling around like a fairy. "Don't worry Talim I'll save you!" He swung the chainsaw around his head and brought it down on Yoshimitsu's wrist. The blood splattered over the three of them and the sound of bones being broken could be heard. "MY HAND!" Screamed Yoshi. He turned to Voldo. "WHAT THE HELL!" Voldo turned to a giant evil bunnie standing behind him. "He made me do it!"

The hand flopped around like a fish. A sasquach walked by. "SASQUACH!" yelled Talim. Bigfoot turned round and waved at them.

Yoshi's hand started to crawl around, blood spilling out behind it.

Yoshi shouted on it. "Hand! STAY!" His hand gave him the finger and called him a wanker. Voldo killed himself laughing and Talim looked shocked. "You have a very rude hand Yosh!" The hand waved at them. Talim stomped on it. "Stupid hand. Yoshi do you think this has anything to do with you trying to put your hand in a blender?"

"Uhhh I dunno. I think it wants revenge."

They heard a man shouting some kind of war cry.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

They turned around and Rambo ran up and jumped on the hand. They wrestled, throwing up dirt. The hand had Rambo by the throat and was hitting the poor guy's head off the concrete. "AHHH!" Rambo prised the hand off his throat and batted it away. He got his bow and arrow ready and when the hand tried to jump at him again, he let go of the arrow and blew the hand to smithereens!

Yoshi, Talim and Voldo stood with their mouths hanging open.

"Uhhh thanks" Voldo stuttered.

"No problem." Rambo breathed. " Now where did that sasquach go? Im gonna kill him!"

(A/N) RUN! Bigfoot RUN!

Ok very crappy ending but hey I don't care its just a fun story!