I'm glad everyone is enjoying the story. So I have finally typed the seond chapter. So lets get our Discalmier out of the way.
do not own anything from this fic, shocking. Well the title, story line, and great comedy acts are not mine. They belong to LilFoxgirl. I have no way of know her in anyway just re-typing her fic to fit the story. The characters belong to Gundam peoples, trust me if I ran them it would be way different. And past chapter 14 is going to be me. Also the comedy is broken out in later chapters and also characters may go OC. Don't be afraid. So on with the story!
Chapter 2- Lemonade, Slaps, and High-Heeled Boots
--One month later--
"Ooo! He's so cute!"
"What a hotty!"
"He's a dream"
"I want him!"
"The cutest there can be!"
"Cute my butt…"
Every girl stared at the last one to make that comment.
Cagalli
"Dang…you hate him don't you?" Lacus asked.
"Oh nooooo, I love him." Cagalli answered sarcastically. Of course I hate that guy!"
Milly shrugged and turned her head back to watching the boys practicing soccer. School had ended and they were watching the soccer team practice.
A few other friends of Lacus, Milly, and Cagalli had somehow, don't ask, dragged Cagalli to the field without getting hurt. And now, Cagalli was fuming up in the bleachers and not staring at the game at all.
"Sigh"
Cagalli.. her number one motive is probably to literally kill Athrun.
"Why am I here anyways? I'll rather go home…or to the ice cream parlor," Cagalli grumbled and pursed her lips. "Or any place where he is not," she added, pointing at Athrun who had just scored a goal and was high-fiving Dearka.
"Oh come on Cagalli. Athrun is cute. Why do you hate him so much?" a friend who hadn't figured out what happened at the archery lesson yet, said.
"I hate! I HATE him? That's an understatement. I LOATH him is more like it. He's such an idiot…" she growled and looked up at the sky. "Why did you have to make him ruin my life, god?" she asked and shook a fist at the sky.
"Cag. You're being overdramatic," Milly pointed out and Cagalli stuck out her tongue out at her friend.
"WATCH OUT!" a voice said out of nowhere and all the girls turned their heads to look.
A bal was whizzing through the air and was going straight for Cagalli. She screamed and fell backwards and luckily, the ball hit the stands behind her.
Cagalli came back up and stared at her friends. "Who. Did. That?" she growled, her eyes blazed with fire.
Lacus gulped and pointed.
Cagalli followed her hand and when she saw who it was, she felt her brains burst with anger.
"AAATTTTHHHRRRRUUUNNNNN! YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE!" she screamed and literally charged down the bleachers. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!"
Cagalli stomped up to him on the side of the field and stared up at him. "WELL!" she roared.
On the other hand, Athrun looked like he was ready to burst with laughter and his face was turning red. "Umm," he mumbled and then burst out laughing right into Cagalli's face.
Cagalli bit her lips in anger and…
SLLAPPP!
"JERK!" she cried and ran off the field, running for the archery courts.
Lacus and Milly followed after her while Athrun stood on the field with a red mark on his face.
"Hahaha!" Dearka commented and Athrun hit him on the head.
"Shut up!"
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"Jerk!" she shouted and shot another arrow, this time it implanted on a picture of Athrun, right in the middle of his forehead.
"Dumbass!" she shouted again and shot another arrow at the picture.
"Idiot!" and the arrow hit "Athrun" on the left eye.
She lowered her bow and dropped the arrow she had been holding.
"Hey Cag," Lacus said quietly, knowing that if Cagalli got an angrier, she would probably go on a killing rampage. "Umm…want to go the ice-cream parlor?"
"Whatever," Cagalli growled and put the school bows back into the storage. "Let's go," she whispered, seeming sad.
"Okay…" Milly mumbled and they all set off to get off campus and down to the ice-cream parlor.
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'RIINNGGG' the sound of the bell tolled, signaling the girl's arrival.
Milly eyes roamed the shop and then she gulped visibly. "Umm…let's go shopping instead! I don't fell like ice-cream now!" she said quickly and moved in front of Cagalli. "Okay Cagalli?"
Lacus looked around the store and pinpointed the problem. "Yea!" she joined in. "Let's go shopping instead! I feel sick. No ice-cream 'kay?"
"Guys…I don't feel like shopping. Let's just stay here," Cagalli mumbled.
"NO!" the two girls said at once and looked at each other guiltily.
"Why?" Cagalli asked. "Move guys. I want to find a seat." she said pushing her two friends aside.
Big mistake.
She stared straight at two pairs of emerald eyes and felt anger blow up in brain again.
Breath in. Breath out.
"It's okay guys," she whispered, but glared at Athrun. "I won't go on a rampage…as long as he keeps to himself…"
The other girls nodded glumly and they all went to sit down.
Cagalli, happily, noticed that Athrun still had a red mark on his face. He was glaring at her like he was just itching to strangle Cagalli. Cagalli grinned.
"Lemonade please," she said when the waiter came to take there orders.
"Nothing else?" the waiter asked when she had taken all the girl's drink orders.
"No"
"Okay." the waiter replied and walked off.
Soon after, the same waiter came back with their orders and set them down on the table.
"Hey Cagalli. Can I asked you something?" Milly asked.
"Yeah"
"Why do you hate Athrun so much? There has GOT TO be another than the archery problem," Milly questioned and looked over at Athrun and Dearka sitting by themselves at a lonely table.
"I'll tell you," Cagalli said between clenched teeth. "Firstly, the main problem is the archery problem. Second he's so rude. Third, he thinks he's all that. Fourth, he's such a jerk and an ass. Fifth, he's always annoying me. Sixth I hate his attitude. Seventh, he thinks girls drool over him. Eight, I swear he aims to hurt me. Ninth…"
"I think we get you, Cag." Lacus said, stopping Cagalli from going on with her list.
Cagalli took in a big breath and sighed. "I've never met a person with a bigger ego than Athrun. His ego is even bigger than the whole of America."
Milly nodded her head sadly then rolled her eyes.
"They're coming," she whispered and watched Athrun and Dearka come up to them.
"Hi girlies," greeted and gave Milly's butt a slap. She in return, slapped him hard on the face.
"Pervert!" she added.
Athrun, Lacus, and Cagalli watched the two start their usual argument about Dearka being a pervert like it was an everyday thing.
"What do you want?" Cagalli said lowly and calmly.
"Nothing," Athrun relied coolly.
"Nothing my butt. If it's nothing then get lost," Cagalli grumbled.
"I'm going no where, wench."
"Bastard"
"Bitch"
"Asshole!"
"Dumb!"
"Stupid!"
"You're so ugly. The guys run away from you!"
Lacus covered her eyes after that last comment and quickly ran out before the shop before it was demolished. Milly heard it too and her face grew panicked. She too, ran out after Lacus before destruction.
Athrun watched Cagalli's aura flare dark blue.
Customers quickly paid for their meals and then ran out of the shop seeing the aura.
"What. Did. You. Say!" Cagalli growled.
"Are you deaf, ugly?" Athrun commented and watched Cagalli's eyes turn red.
Cagalli grabbed her glass of lemonade and plashed the content all over Athrun's face and front of his shirt. Then she slapped him on the other cheek and stomped his right foot with her high -heeled boots for good measure.
"A$$ HOLE!" she shouted and ran out of the shop leaving a howling Athrun and frozen Dearka.
"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!" Athrun kept on screaming and holding his poor foot.
"I'LL GET YOU ATTHA!"
Well the next chapter is up. I hope you all enjoy the pay back at the end. It so funny. Poor Athrun. And it doesn't get better any time soon. Poor guy. Oh well. I hope you liked it.
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