Gosh sorry this took me so long to finish. Well this chapter. I plan to update this story more though. So I need to say that I have school starting tomorrow so it might take me a bit longer to get this chapter done. Okay here you go.
I do not own anything from this fic, shocking. Well the title, story line, and great comedy acts are not mine. They belong to LilFoxgirl. I have no way of know her in anyway just re-typing her fic to fit the story. The characters belong to Gundam peoples, trust me if I ran them it would be way different. And past chapter 14 is going to be me. Also the comedy is broken out in later chapters and also characters may go OC. Don't be afraid. So on with the story!
Chapter 3- You make my anger hit the roof
Cagalli rolled over in bed, groaning softly as the bed made a squeak. She opened her eyes tiredly, but closed them again due to fatigue. Then she peeked one eye open and tried to stare at her alarm clock.
'4:37' It read and she moaned.
It was Saturday right? Yes it was…time to catch more beauty sleep…
She closed her eyes again, snuggled into her covers and sighed happily. Saturdays where the best…no school… no teachers…
No Athrun.
She grinned to herself at the thought and soon enough, drifted off into another sweet dream.
---While…
Two shapes of two people materialized from the pale darkness. One of the two frames held a determined look while the other looked slack with exhaustion.
"Athrun…" the tired one mumbled. "You're an idiot."
"Shut up Dearka! You'll wake up the neighborhood!" Athrun hissed and received a glare from Dearka. "it's payback time!"
"She's a girl, Athrun. Cut her some slack! I need my sleep too," Dearka growled and rubbed at the bags under his eyes.
"Too late to turn back Dearka. We go on with my plan or else I'll tell the whole world you sleep with your teddy-bear, Huggy!"
"Just shut up, Athrun. I'll do it." Dearka sighed in defeat. "But if Cagalli finds out, you're on your own buddy. I would LIKE to keep my head on my shoulder, thankyou very much."
Athrun rolled his eyes and realized, that with them arguing, they had already walked to Cagalli's house.
"Come on, Dearka. Let's do it." Athrun mumbled and took something out of a large bag.
Dearka gave him a disapproving glare, but took something out too.
Athrun started at the house with all it's windows closed and he smiled evilly.
"This is payback, Attha."
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Several hours later, Cagalli awoke due to a scream issuing throughout the whole neighborhood. She looked around her room, noticing the clock read '9:00', but the whole room was dark.
Now this was strange.
She swore that she left the curtains open a bit. She stared at the window and noticed that something was stuck on the outside, blocking every single beam of light from entering.
She quickly pulled on a bathrobe, put on some slippers and rushed downstairs. She looked around once she was down and saw her mother collapsed on the front steps, staring up at the house.
"Mom? What are you doing outside?" Cagalli asked and rushed outside.
Cagalli stared down at her mother curiously. Mrs. Attha seemed to just keep on staring behind her daughter.
"Mom?" Cagalli asked again.
Her mom finally shook a finger behind Cagalli and the girl turned to just keep on star up at her house.
She stared…
… And stared…
…And stared.
"KYAAAAAAAA!" she finally screamed and birds from a nearby trees shrieked in annoyance before taking off into the blue beyond. "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!"
The front of their house was covered in whipped cream, making the shape of a naughty smile. One of the eyes was covering Cagalli's window, thus making no sunlight enter/ Tomato and tissue paper was littered all over the roof, making it look like the house had been attacked by a tomato and tissue paper monster.
Grandpa and Kira ran out of the house after hearing Cagalli's mom and Cagalli scream they too, could only stare at the handywork of some brat.
Grandpa, who was holding a stick, waved it in the air and yelled some unmentionable words to the house, while Kira had his ears covered by Ms. Attha.
"We. Are. SO. Screwed…" Cagalli whispered and ran back into the house to call Milly.
Picking up the phone, she dialed Milly's number, waiting for Milly to answer while the phone rang.
"Moshi moshi," someone on the other line answered and Cagalli instantly recognized at as Milly's.
"MILLY! OH MY GOD! SOMEONE VANDALIZED MY HOUSE!" she screamed through the phone and Milly screamed back.
"SHUT UP, CAGALLI! MY EARS ARE BURSTING! NOW SAY IT QUISTER!" Milly screamed and that seemed to knock some sense back into Cagalli.
Cagalli took in a deep, ragged breath and started again. "Someone has covered my house with whipped cram, tomatoes and tissue paper. Someone sure did sabotage my house well.!" she hissed and there was silence on the other end of the line.
"Do you have an idea who it is?" Milly asked quietly after the silence.
"One guess, Milly. I'll give you one guess," Cagalli answered.
"You don't think?"
"Yes I do," Cagalli said determinedly.
"But THEM? I can se why… but it might not have been them. Well … Athrun might…But Dearka? Okay… maybe Athrun. He's the most suspicious, but you STILL have no proof," Milly pointed out.
"I KNOW I have no proof. What CAN I do? I'll just have to clean it up," Cagalli said and then blinked as if remembering something. "Umm…. Milly?"
"Yes?" the voice asked.
"Could you help me clean up this mess?"
Silence
"PLEASE!" Cagalli begged.
Silence
"Millllyyyy!" Cagalli whined. "Please?"
Grumbles were heard over the line.
"I'll treat you to an ice-cream?" Cagalli volunteered.
(grumble grumble) "Fine. You're so pathetic, Cagalli." Milly sighed "I'll be over in ten minutes."
"Thank you!" Cagalli shrieked and they both hung up.
---Later---
Milly and Cagalli were on the roof, picking pieces of tissue paper and tomato off the roof titles. Cagalli and Milly were grumbling stuff while Cagalli's family was inside taking a break after they cleaned up the yard and windows.
"If I see Athrun right now, I'll snap his neck in half," Cagalli hissed loudly to Milly and Milly nodded while wiping the sweat off of her forehead.
"Snap who's neck in half?" someone from the yard shouted up at them and the two girls, stuck their neck over to stare at whoever was down on Cagalli's yard.
Now. I'll give you one guess on this.
"Back to the scene of the crime?" Cagalli shouted out and pointed at Athrun. "You are such an ass!"
"You've got no proof. Who said it was me?" Athrun shouted back.
Milly and Dearka shrunk into the background as the two started their usual fighting and arguing. God … those two are a couple sent from hell.
"You're impossible! First you sabotage my house and then you come back to taunt me!" Cagalli screamed and shook her fist at him. "I'll hurt you if I can!"
"Ooooooo," Athrun said sarcastically. "I'm soooo scared," he taunted and grinned up at her.
Cagalli clenched her teeth and flames engulfed her form.
There was an "eep!" from Milly as she felt the electricity between the two.
Dearka, who had enough sense to see Cagalli was about to hurt Athrun, pulled Athrun's sleeves, earning himself a glare and a growl from the guy.
Dearka sighed and from no where, banished a piece of wood and bonked it on Athrun's head.
"Sorry girlies! See you Monday, Milly!" he said and then dragged the swirly-eyed Athrun down the street. Cagalli's flames died down and she let out a sigh.
Milly saw Cagalli's eyes suddenly turn sad and drew a '?' in her head. Why would she be sad?
Cagalli turned away from Milly and continued to clean up her roof while muttering some incoherent words. Milly blinked, but kept quiet and went to the task at hand.
Cagalli scurried around and found a piece of tissue paper before ripping it in half.
'Athrun … you jerk…'
Yeah Athrun is so mean. It will get better I promise. Or else this would be a love story. P So now tell me what you think. Please review!
