Well I typed most of this chapter in one night. So that's why I got it done so fast. Plus I want to get to the good stuff soon. So I would like to say that this chapter is lots of Cagalli kick butt action. Also be greatful this chapter is up so soon. I was done with almost half the chapter and my computer said to it self, 'Hey let's shut down to make her mad! Yeah! That will be fun.' so it did and I was mad. But here is the next chapter.
I do not own anything from this fic, shocking. Well the title, story line, and great comedy acts are not mine. They belong to LilFoxgirl. I have no way of know her in anyway just re-typing her fic to fit the story. The characters belong to Gundam peoples, trust me if I ran them it would be way different. And past chapter 14 is going to be me. Also the comedy is broken out in later chapters and also characters may go OC. Don't be afraid. So on with the story!
Chapter 5- She's Got PMS-Any Questions?
"WHAT THE HELL?" someone shouted and everyone turned their heads towards where the person had made themselves known. "SHE IS NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"
Yunna's eyes turned to slits and he growled low in his throat. "Who said that?"
From somewhere at the back of the circle of people that had somehow formed when Yunna had said, "you're my girlfriend now," a fiery red aura was seen.
Cagalli continued to push against Yunna, but to no avail since his hold on her was very strong. "LET ME GO!" she screamed and was about to slap him before he put his arms around her elbow, locking her in some type of molesting hug. "YOU MONSTER!"
The aura flared even brighter when the person heard Cagalli scream the insult…or rather more like the truth. "Didn't you hear her?" the person said again, while his bangs covered his whole face expressions.
Yunna didn't reply, but his slitted eyes glared at the person who had dared to interrupt his moment with his "girlfriend." He growled and said, "Who are you to say she doesn't love me, Athrun? She loves me perfectly, right, Cagalli?"
"HELL NO!" Cagalli screamed and snarled evilly. "LET ME GO! LET ME GO! LEMME GOOOO!"
I swear that Yunna heard that, but what a brain-dead guy huh?
"You heard her! She said she doesn't love you, so LET HER GO!" Athrun shouted and he lifted his head, revealing the most God-I'm-Gonna-Beat-The-Shit-Outta-Ya-Look in all man-kind.
The circle of people rapidly scattered and dove behind planters, counters, etc. to watch the "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" from a safe distance.
"She's just shy because of all the people watching!" Yunna argued and smiled down at the I'm-Gonna-Bite-Your-Head-Off girl in his arms.
"She is not! Let her go before you regret this!" Athrun yelled, cracking his knuckles.
"Bring it on!" Yunna snarled. "Why are you fighting anyways?"
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" the chicken people hiding, chanted. "WhOooOOoOo! FIGHT!"
"'Cause that girl can't keep care of herself! I won't forgive myself if she's molested by a pervert like you!" Athrun growled.
Cagalli heard the "nice" comment and looked down at the arms at her side and the pretty annoying hand which was touching a rather inappropriate place on her body. A dark aura covered her and everyone shutted up when they saw the midnight aura flare. Even Athrun stopped cracking his knuckles.
"LET ME GO YOU! ASSHOLE!" she shouted and noticed the hand hadn't stopped touching her butt.
"Help her! Save her!" the audience chanted.
Cagalli's aura flared and went even more darker. "I NEED NO HELP!" she shouted and kicked Yunna in a rather very painful place on the boy's body. "I HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE CHILDERN! YOU BASTARD!" she screamed and slapped him HARD on the face, making him fall and groan on the ground.
"OOOOOOOOOO!" the audience went, covering their faces from the painful scene.
Cagalli snarled rather viciously and turned on Athrun. "And. YOU! I can take care of myself, THANKYOU!" she snarled and gave him a kick in the stomach.
"OoOoOOoO," the audience said again and started cheering for the girl. "Ca-Ga-Lli! Ca-Ga-Lli! Ca-Ga--"
"SHUT UP!" Cagalli shouted and right then, the end of lunch bell rang.
The group of people scattered rather quickly and dashed out the door to their next class, leaving behind Milly, Lacus (Who were both watching from a safe distance), Cagalli, and poor Athrun and the writhing Yunna in the cafeteria floor.
Cagalli rolled her eyes and turned heels, heading for the hallway with Milly and Lacus in tow. The two friends in tow looked at each other, then looked at Yunna and Athrun and then whispered, "That's gotta hurt."
Cagalli's aura faded and she continued to walk down the corridor with a smirk on her face, while Milly and Lacus sweat dropped from behind.
"Hey Cagalli…why so touchy today?" Milly asked innocently.
"PMS!" Cagalli answered, like it was an everyday thing.
"Uh…" Lacus answered and just smiled that her friend was happy again.
But sorry to say that Athrun barely made it to his next class and ladies and gentlemen, Yunna, most likely went to the hospital.
--After school that day--
Cagalli, Milly, and Lacus were talking and laughing in their tight little group under the sakura trees from right outside school when all of a sudden, a dark shadow fell upon them. They all stopped talking and raised their eyebrows at each other.
Cagalli was the first to turn around and what she saw wasn't a very pretty sight.
Mia, a MAD Mia.
"What do you want?" Cagalli asked, aggravated.
Mia narrowed her eyes and glared at the girl in front of her. The icy waves could be felt emitting off of her while Cagalli bit her lips.
"I'm here to tell you, to get the hell away from MY guy!" Mia growled.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Cagalli asked, and frowned.
"I'm talking about Athrun, WHORE!" Mia shouted. "Stay the heck away from him!"
"What did you call me " Cagalli shrieked. "A whore? And what is it about Athrun? I HATE, H-A-T-E him! Why would I want him anyways?"
"I know you want him, Attha! So I'm telling you this once and for all- I beat you at that archery tournament and I get what I want, so freaking stay away from my guy! Because if you want him, you're going to lose like you always do!" Mia argued and sent her trademark, icy glare at Cagalli.
"HA! Read my lips, Mia! I. Don't. Want. Athrun! I. Hate. Him! He's. A. Freakin'. Bastard!" Cagalli growled, her anger aroused once more.
"What did you call Athrun?" Mia shrieked in her high voice, making the mirror in a passing car shatter.
"You heard me slut!" Cagalli retorted and turned around, ignoring Mia.
"You BITCH!" Mia shouted and grabbed onto Cagalli's right elbow, digging her nails into Cagalli's skin and twirling her around. Cagalli winced at the sudden pain and the little trickle of blood running down her arms.
"LET ME GO!" Cagalli said and slapped Mia on the face with her left hand.
"You SLAPPED me?" Mia growled and scratched Cagalli on the right cheek, making four red line appear.
"GUYS! CUT IT OUT!" Milly shouted, trying to get Mia and Cagalli from their catfight.
"NO!" Cagalli shouted, the PMS at full force.
Sooooooooo, Cagalli and Mia continued their catfight until Mia fell on the ground on her butt, holding a hand up to her left cheek which was red with about ten lines. Then, all of a sudden, she started to burst out crying while Cagalli glared down at her.
"What the hall?" a voice from the crowd which usually forms when there's a fight, catfight, etc. said. "What happened here?"
Some one pushed through the crowd and guess what?
It was Athrun!
"Athrun!" Mia shouted, in a whiney voice. "I didn't (hic) do anything and that girl (hic!) just started to hit (hic) me!" Mia continued, two hands rolled into fists at her eyes while two little anime tear fountains sprayed from the side of her eyes.
"You bitch!" Athrun shouted at Cagalli and bent down next to Mia. "I never thought you'd get jealous of Mia after she won you one month ago! How could you? That was totally mean and takes your rate up for being bitchy!"
Cagalli cracked her knuckles. "ME? That fucking whore started all of this and now she is acting all innocent! Just look under that halo on her head! I bet there's sharp horns underneath!" Cagalli argued and pointed angrily at the I-Am-So-Innocent (But yeah right) Mia on the ground.
"Don't try to deny it, Attha! Mia would never do such a thing! First you're a bitch and now, you're a liar! Damn you!" Athrun said helped the still crying Mia up.
"You know what?" Cagalli screamed, throwing her hands up in the air. "Shut the hell up! I can't take the freaking show that Mia is putting up! Digest her lies, digest her little play. I don't really damn care anymore! Today has been a damn bad day and if you're stupid enough to believe her when there are EYE-WITNESSES in who started the fight, then join the happy house for being so DUMB!"
Cagalli growled one last time and grabbed onto her backpack, stomped off towards her house with Milly and Lacus comforting her from both sides.
Athrun snorted. "I bet Attha was lying!" he said aloud and turned looking to his side, THINKING that Mia would be there, she wasn't. "Attha was sooooooooo lying!" He mentioned again.
This time threes voices from the still-there crowd spoke out. "NO SHE WASN'T!" they all said and the crowd parted for the three people- Dearka, Yunna (wHoOoO! He's alive! How? Well…I needed him so let's just say he is ALIVE!) and a random student.
"What the hell?" Athrun said.
Dearka walked next to Athrun. "As a matter of fact, I was staring at the pretty Milly when Mia did in fact, go up to Cagalli, started screaming at her and when Cagalli ignored Mia, Mia did grab onto her elbow rather viciously, and made it bleed. So all in all, Mia started the fight."
Athrun's eyes twitched, "You're lying. Mia's too nice."
This time Yunna spoke out. "You REALLY are naïve and dumb. Mia kinda slipped away when she heard Cagalli say that there where eyewitnesses. (The crowd nods there.) I call that kinda sneaky and that would only prove that Mia was, indeed, the one who started the whole thing. You know what, retard? You don't even DESERVE Cagalli, you dumbass. Heh!"
Athrun continued to clench his fists and glare at everyone. "You all lie! Mia wouldn't!" he shouted and ran off to his house.
'Mia wouldn't!' Athrun kept thinking to himself. 'She couldn't…could she?'
You see the slight hint of Athrun might likeing Cagalli in the begining. But now she hates his guts even more at the end. So we shalt see-ith if they fall in love-ith, (And just so you know that might give a little hint to future chapter)
So I'll give some sneek peeks to the next chapter. See how nice I am to you guys!
"Yeah...we're in Professor Kimuyoko's class and she is in that other history teacher'sclass. They already went"
"Oooooo a kitty!"
"DIE YOU EVIL... THINGY!"
"But I'm scared!"
"I'll protect you..."
"...Huh..."
"I said I'll protect you...forever..."
Ha! (Evilness takes over) Now you will never know what happens! Unless I type the next chapter. But you will have to wait! Ha! (Evilness gone) I'm good now.