Hello, everyone that is wasting their time and reading this story. I am extremely bored, how about you? Well, anyway, I had better get to the setting. It was a dark and stormy night -- No wait, that's too predictable. It was a very rainy afternoon, and Yuki and Kyo sat by the window staring helplessly out the window waiting for the rain to stop. You may wonder why Kyo wasn't sleeping on a dreary day like this. Well, just earlier, Tohru had read the two of them a long book of poetry, and he didn't want to be rude and fall asleep, so he took this special pill that somehow made his eyes stay glued open for 24 hours, and he couldn't go to sleep. The only catch was, his eyes wouldn't stop watering like crazy and he was going insane. He should've known that Shigure would never give him something that would actually help him. Anyway, that was 12 hours ago, and he still had another 12 hours to go.
Well, anyway, everything was perfectly normal and boring in the Sohma house, besides the fact that Kyo was sitting there in complete pain, and his eyes were getting wider every second. They just sat there staring out the window, with nothing good to do and they were so bored that they couldn't even fight. You know how it is to be bored out of your mind that you can't even move…
Suddenly, for some random reason, Tohru came sprinting into the room dressed as Dracula, screaming, "I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!" Yuki screamed and dived under the couch, but that was before he realized that his masculine body couldn't fit under the couch, which followed the couch disappearing for some reason. No where to hide, he ran into the kitchen, but Tohru was faster, and she pounced on him and began sucking the blood from is body until he just lay on the ground, completely flat and dead.
Kyo just sit staring out the window, not really paying attention, as he was too busy with his own problems. Tohru grabbed his shirt and began sucking his blood, and Kyo hardly noticed, though it looked as if he did, as his eyes made him look horrified. Or maybe that was just because he had no blood left…hm…
Well, meanwhile, Shigure walked into the house, and Tohru pounced on him, screaming, "I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!" Seconds later, Shigure was on the ground dead. Tohru cackled in an evil way, and then she leaned over Yuki dead body and said, "Yuki, I always loved you." And then she started kissing him madly, but only before running out of the house, screaming, "Momiji, your next! MUHAHA!"
Sorry I just felt like writing something random, because the rest of my stories are all dramatic and a lot of them are FREAKIN DEPRESSING. If this is depressing, I am sorry. Read and Review, please, and tell me if I should add another chapter or just delete it.