Okay if I have no one reviewing this story anymore I understand. I haven't updated in the longest time. So I'm so sorry. So not much about why I have been away. I'm just lazy. XD Yeah sorry. I am getting back into the swing of things so the next chapter is really good. So read this chapter please!
I do not own anything from this fic, shocking. Well the title, story line, and great comedy acts are not mine. They belong to LilFoxgirl. I have no way of know her in anyway just re-typing her fic to fit the story. The characters belong to Gundam peoples, trust me if I ran them it would be way different. And past chapter 14 is going to be me. Also the comedy is broken out in later chapters and also characters may go OC. Don't be afraid. So on with the story!
Chapter 9: Dearka's three steps to winning a girl
Two girls sharing an umbrella, quickly crossed while giggling about normal girl stuff. Around then were various other students with their friends, going to wherever they wished on a rainy Friday after school.
Cagalli avoided a deep rain puddle and groaned when they had to walk around another huge flood in the middle of their shuttle court. Hmmm…should she tell Milly about what came back to her at lunch?
"Hurry up Cag! Let's walk faster. My mom's there." Milly warned and started running, leaving Cagalli in the rain while she had the heaven called her umbrella.
Shrieking when the rain pattered on her hair again, Cagalli ran up to Milly and flew under the shelter of the umbrella. Giving Milly a slight push, she frowned and patted down her frizzy hair.
The question she had thought about asking Milly was totally forgotten as they both ran over to Milly's mom's car and Milly quickly scrambled in. Cagalli hesitated into going into the same car as Milly's mom, remembering this morning, but who gave a heck? As long as she didn't die…
Wait…WOULD she die?
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She couldn't give this question another thought either as Milly grabbed onto her hand and dragged her in with Milly's mom quickly starting the engines. Milly was staring out the window, gazing at all the students practically dive like bullets into their parent's cars. She was about to look away when someone appeared right in front of her window, dripping wet. Her eyes widened at the sight but she shook her head and rolled down the window, screaming "What do you want Dearka!" and wiping her face from the rain that splattered in.
"You're going to the movies right?"
"YEA. NOW WHAT?"
"Can you give Ath and me a ride? PUH-LEESE!"
"WHY?"
"His mom called in and said she couldn't take us because her car swerved to the side around a wet road and one of her tires popped!"
Cagalli shuddered when she heard that. If THAT had happened this morning, Milly's mom would have likely drove off a cliff…
"HURRY IN THEN YOU IDIOTS!" Milly literally screamed when her lap and shirt started getting soaked from the heavy rain still shooting in.
"THANKS!" Dearka shouted back and looked like he was ready to kiss her.
Dearka quickly scrambled into the front passenger seat and rolled down his window glaring at Athrun to tell him to get in the car.
Athrun was looking at the car like it was ready to run him over. He was shaking his head slightly as he eyed the car and backed off. "I am not going to go in there," he whispered and gave Dearka a very serious look.
"Get in you idiot! You're going to catch a cold out there!" Dearka shouted as he looked as his friend's hair, dripping wet with rain. His clothes were already soaked and the guy was already having trouble trying to shield his eyes from the battering rain. "Get yo butt in here or I'm not going to pay for your movie ticket!"
Athrun twitched and gave Dearka a glare before moving towards the car hesitantly. Within reaching range, Milly grabbed onto his wrist and dragged him in, closing the door and rolling up the window. Dearka rolled up his window too and turned over to look at Milly's mom, giving her a charming smile revealing his sparkling white teeth.
'First step- Be on a girl's parent's good side.'
"Well, aren't you that charming young man," Milly's mom answered and smiled before literally rushing head first into the traffic. "What's your name?"
Dearka's smiled wavered and he clutched at the arm rests tightly. "Dearka, Mrs. Haww."
'Second step-Try to appreciate the girl's parent's driving instead of going insane and jump put the window from fright.'
"Well nice to meet you, Dearka." Milly's mother replied and smiled over at him, and since she wasn't looking to where she was driving, she swerved a turn at 150 miles per hour.
Dearka was too busy imitating an ice cube to be answering or thinking about the third step.
Cagalli quickly did a few prayers and clutched the seat in front of her again, hugging it like it was her baby.
Athrun bit his lips, looked down at his lap and tried not to hurl when he glimpsed out the window and everything was going by at a high velocity.
Milly was, again, the only one aside from her mother who was use to the dangerous, race-car style driving to be worrying about what to put in her will. She kept on chatting about which movie was the best and whether or not to buy buttered popcorn or plain.
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Cagalli dragged her poor tired body out of the car and shakily muttered a thankyou to Milly's mom as the lady drove off with horns beeping at her. Cagalli closed her eyes in contentment when she was standing in the middle of the walkway and let out a sigh of relief. Slapping herself lightly to confirm that she was in fact alive and not in heaven, she sighed in contentment again as she realized she was still on earth.
People walking down the walkway raised an eyebrow as they watched a girl with blond hair shriek with happiness and jump up and down while pumping her fist into the air.
"Mommy! Mommy! What's that girl doing kissing the ground?"
"Ignore the crazy lunatics honey. The people in white clothes will come for them soon."
Milly sweat dropped at the passer by's comment and jumped on Cagalli, dragging her up onto her feet. "Stop it Cag! People are beginning to stare!"
Cagalli titled her head to the side and blinked confusingly at her best friend. "Eh?"
Milly's narrowed her eyes in annoyance and patted the other teen's on the back. "don't worry about Cagalli…we can see the doctors later…" Milly mumbled sadly and walked towards the entrance of the theaters.
Two light bulbs appeared on top of the two's girl's heads and Milly turned back to observe the guys who were just staring. "Well? Why are you guys just standing there?"
Dearka and Athrun gave her a confused look while Cagalli's light bulb because brighter and brighter.
Milly sighed. Was everyone becoming as dense and thinking slow today? "I mean, are you guys coming with us or what?"
The light bulb on top of Cagalli's head shattered with a high ringing sound. And it's place, was a skull. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LUCKY YOU! TOO BAD CAGALLI! THEY'RE COMING WITH YOU!" The skull cackled, as it did the taco dance around Cagalli's head.
"WHHHAAAAATTTTTT!" Cagalli shrieked and turned her head to the side to look at Milly angrily; all the while ignoring the taco dancing skull.
Milly's eyes went big, shining with pure and utter innocence from them as she blinked cutely, her hands lightly folded in front of her. "Well Cagalli…eh…since they are…umm…here…I thought…uh…that I would invite them…heh…while we were in the car…hehe…"
A dark and menacing aura surrounded Cagalli, and the cackling skull was making things worse. "And how come I didn't hear you ask them?" she said in a low, threatening voice.
Milly raised an eyebrow. "Cause you were too busy leaching into the seat in front of you and mumbling stuff?"
A vein pop appeared on the side of Cagalli's head and she clenched her teeth in frustration. Then with a wave of menace, she twirled to glare at Dearka and Athrun (who both squeaked) and growled. "You!" pointing at Dearka "Don't you DARE touch me or I'll make sure you won't be able to produce a new generation!"
Dearka and Athrun winced at that treat.
Happy with that settled, Cagalli's snarl disappeared and was replaced with a brilliant smile as Athrun twitched at the sudden mood swing. "So now! Let's go have some fun!" Cagalli chuckled happily and high fived with Milly as both girls smirked and ran into the theater, straight for the concession stands.
Both boys stared after them, Athrun observing Cagalli who was weirdly slash angrily at something above her head, before Dearka grumbled,
"Well at least they sure are unique."
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Milly sniffled sadly as they watched the girl on the screen scream out her love for the guy, but only to see him turn and smile at her sadly before collapsing, a pool of dark blood beginning to surround him. Milly wailed loudly and grabbed onto the closest ting to her, Dearka's arm, and wiped her eyes with his sleeves.
Dearka suddenly had little hearts in his eyes and he sneakily put his arm around the crying girl.
'third step-Use as many sly yet sweet schemes possible to win her affection'
'If you have accomplished all these steps, congratulations! Mission Impossible accomplished!'
Cagalli looked at this with two dots for eyes and a big sweat drop on her head while Athrun (who was sitting next to her) looked at Dearka in the same way.
"He doesn't waste a chance to pick up a girl does he?" Cagalli asked as she watched Dearka smiling as wide as a Cheshire cat with his arms around Milly.
"Nope," Athrun answered and shook his head lightly.
Cagalli froze as she realized she was talking to Athrun and she sat back upright in her seat as stiffly as a plank of wood and continued to watch the movie. Athrun looked at her from the corner of his eye and kept in a sigh as he popped a piece of popcorn into his mouth.
Little did they know that a girl who had way too much make up on was sitting in the row in front of them and narrowing her eyes darkly as she clenched her hands in her skirt. Next to her was a guy with long black hair and a sinister smirk.
"So that's her…the girl called Cagalli?"
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Cagalli rubbed her temples as she refrained from looking at Dearka and Milly who were both blushing and giggling. Her eyebrows came together in annoyance and frustration as she sighed rather dramatically when Milly's and Dearka's hands lightly touched each others and they both went off into sets of giggles with a bright blush coding there cheeks.
Both Athrun and Cagalli were walking slowly with Dearka and Milly leading in the front and both were getting a bit annoyed by the sky show of affections by both of their best friend. Cagalli slapped her face lightly when Milly went off into another set of giggles and drew her hands up to her face to cover her bright red cheeks.
"Getting a little closer ain't we?" Athrun said with a smirk on his face when he couldn't hold in his comment any longer.
Milly instantly froze along with Dearka and they both looked at Athrun with bewildered looks on their faces. Milly opened her mouth then closed it, then repeated that as she tired to think something to say. "MEANDHIM!" she finally shouted out and pointed furiously between Dearka and herself.
"Yea. Me and you." Dearka said and gave Milly an extra charming smile which only worked to make the girl blush furiously and turn around, shaking her head.
Cagalli gave what was the fifteenth sigh that day and shook her head sadly while going back to massaging her temples. Looking at the ground, she continued to walk and left the other behind who were staring at her.
"What's wrong with her?" Dearka asked curiously.
Athrun lifted an eyebrow and shook his head, rubbing his own temples and walking after Cagalli.
"Now what's wrong with him?" Milly questioned and both she and Dearka gave each other questioning looks before rushing after there best friends.
"It's weird seeing them so mushy!" Cagalli said and looked at Athrun, not that she wanted to but since he was the only one here, it wouldn't hurt. "Mushy, mushy, mushy. It's too mushy!"
"Damn right it's too mushy!"
Cagalli scratched her head as a sudden image appeared in her head. A girl hugging a boy in a dark room…"It reminds me of something." Cagalli looked up at Athrun thoughtfully and scratched her head some more. "I see a dark room and two people. They're both hugging…Is that normal to be seeing that? Maybe that lady was right…maybe people in white clothes will come for me…?"
Athrun blinked, ignoring the mental institution comment and looked at Cagalli with wide eyes. "YOU REMEMEBER!" he said, hope sparkling in his eyes.
"Remember what?" Cagalli asked, confused as the image faded away. "Hmm…I can't seem to see it anymore." Cagalli shrugged and continued walking as she started chattering about wanting vanilla ice cream with chocolate coating and strawberries.
Athrun looked up at the retreating back of Cagalli and sighed, taking in a deep breath as if getting ready for something spectacular. "Hey Cagalli…"
Cagalli turned around and smiled lightly. "Hmm?"
"Are we…friends?"
Cagalli drew in a sharp breath and the smile disappeared as it was replaced with a confused and lost look. Her hands shook lightly as another vaguely visible image ran through her mind.
-She was lightly stroking someone's cheeks but the face was hardly visible.-
Cagalli gulped and looked down at the ground with wide eyes as a part of her tried to force the image out of her head but another part making her curious as to who the person was.
-A strand of blue shimmered in her view-
With that picture done, the image began to disappear again and Cagalli's eyes started blinking as she let out another breath. Looking up, she met concerned emerald eyes and her own amber sparkling eyes went wide as she stood there, staring into the emerald orbs.
'Pull away Cagalli…pull away…'
Athrun was confused when he saw Cagalli looking at the ground, as if in shock. The question wasn't THAT bad was it? He was just asking if they were friends…HEY! Why DID he ask if they were friends? Okay okay. They had a little "moment" in the torture room but those things are common now a days! So why did he?
Confused yet curious, Athrun strode up to Cagalli, looking down at her with a surprised eyes. What he didn't expect was that she lifted her head up their face would be so…close. And now, he couldn't pull away for some strange unknown reason.
Cagalli just gulped as she continued to stare into Athrun's eyes, her body not responding to her mind as it yelled for her muscles to MOVE. She just continued to stare deep into the orbs and bit her lip. How could something have such…weird EMERALD eyes yet still look so…umm…nice?
A sudden wind blew across the two and a strand of Athrun's blue hair blew into Cagalli's view as she looked away from the emerald deepness and concentrated on the blue hair. 'Blue hair…? Just like…my image…'
Cagalli looked back up at the guy in front of her and her lips hardly moved as she whispered one word.
"Athrun…"
A sudden round of loud applause and a lot of laughter broke the trance between the two as they shot away from each other like it brunt. Athrun and Cagalli stared at the two teens behind them who were both currently laughing there heads off and clutching at their sides painfully.
"Whoo! You HAHAHA guys! That was HAHAHAHAHAHA some scene!" Dearka managed between laughter as little tear drops hung onto his eyes from trying to suppress his laughter.
Milly leaned on Dearka's shoulder and tried to take in a deep breath to stop her laughing but failed and started laughing all over again. "DAMN! HEHEHEHE! That was like HAHAHA soooo cute! HAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look BWAHAHAHAHA on both of your faces! HAHAHAHA! It's love I tell you! LOVE!"
Milly leaned all her weight on Dearka as Dearka leaned his weight against the tall building next to them, both still laughing like lunatics and trying not to cry.
Cagalli and Athrun both blushed as red as cherries as Milly slowly dragged her body over to Cagalli, leaning against the girl STILL laughing. "Cagalli…haha…dude…so cute…haha…you guys really---"
"Run." that was the simple word that escaped Cagalli's mouth.
"---do make a good couple…EEK!" Milly shrieked and started running down the street as Cagalli gave chase, shouting inappropriate curses after the girl.
Dearka instantly hut up and looked at Athrun, getting ready to run away too if he needed to. But he was only the recipient of a very deadpan and menacing look, promising a good deal of pain. "Eh heh…heh…?" Dearka mumbled and rubbed at the back of his head before practically squealing and throwing himself at Athrun's feet. "DON'T HURT ME PUH-LEESSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Athrun was about to give his best friend a good beating he won't forget before two glass-shattering, high-pitched, terror-filled screams broke through the air, freezing the blood of both males' veins.
"DEARKAAAA!"
"ATHRUNNNNN!"
Athrun and Dearka looked at each other with big eyes and looked down the street where Milly and Cagalli had just ran down. The limbs in both of their legs suddenly began to work as the ran down the street, surprise and horror etched on both of their faces.
"THE GIRLS!"
So it was pretty dull, buttttt it's leading up to something good! Okay here is a bit of a preview.
"GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF OF CAGALLI, YOU BASTARDS,"
"I'm Dullindal...Athrun..."
"Cagalli? CAGALLI! WAIT!"
"YOU PROMISED ATHRUN! YOU SAID YOU'D PROTECT ME!"
"I-I really do care a lot for you..."
:D All of you are dieing to read this next chapter I can tell. So please review if there's anyone out there still reading this.