The Secret Diaries of Joey and Kaiba
By: Freewater
Pairings: S/J Het/Yaoi (not sure)
Rated: R
This is just a small side story to go along with 'The Secret' I'm not sure how long it will be. There is no plot so far, this chapter could just be a one shot. It depends on when I start writing again I guess.
NOTE: Because there was some confusion in the previous story over the warnings, here's the full scoop. Joey is a FEMALE in this story. The warnings say YAOI S/J because I can't write down HET S/J without confusing S/J fans. The word YAOI is added to attract the S/J fans, because even though I turned Joey into a girl he is still an original male character and I have nothing better to use for a warning.
So you don't have to go back and read 'The Secret' if you don't want to, this quickie story takes place after Tristan came to terms with the fact that Joey would be dating Kaiba, but before the year when she 'comes out' as a girl. She's been pretending to be a boy her entire life to keep people from taking advantage of her as she lives in a bad neighbourhood and used to be in a gang. Only Tristan, and her sister knew about it. Her mother was never around enough to notice and assumed her daughter turned into an ugly tomboy, and her father drank himself stupid and either forgot or chose not to notice or care. Recently Yami found out after sensing Joey around but finding only a girl in his place, and Kaiba found out after punching Joey in the chest and hearing a feminine scream. Also, when Joey dresses as a boy she thinks of herself as a 'Him'
This is my lousy attempt at humour, please bare with me. (Mild humour in the case that this sucks)
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Joey's Entry March 1
Last night wasn't too bad. I stayed over at Kaiba's place for the night and he has three, count em' THREE huge TV's! One in his gigantic living room, one in Mokuba's room (which could fit my entire kitchen and livingroom in it by the way) and one in Kaiba's room (which could fit my entire apartment in it). Watching South Park in big screen rules!
Kaiba's Computer Entry March 1
I invited her over and she wanted to do was watch television. Why the hell do I put up with such nonsense?
Joey's Entry March 1
The only problem was that Kaiba kept on staring at me while I was watching. Not too sure what I did. He invited me over! I like snuggling and watching TV ...
Kaiba's Computer Entry March 1
So here's what I did. It's been a while since we've had sex. It gets a little difficult trying to have a relationship with a cross dresser. I can't even kiss her in the school hallway without the risk of someone seeing and ruining my reputation. I've had plenty of girlfriends in the past, so let me make this clear to everyone reading this (and that better be no one at all, Mokuba!) Everyone thinks Joey Wheeler is a BOY!
Such a hideous lie that I sometimes wonder how I ever fell for it. Joey is all female. Trust me.
Back to the point. It gets difficult for us to be together, so I gracefully stole the remote from her hands and put it aside ...
Joey's Entry March 1
... But then he actually took the remote and whipped it across the room! Damn.
Kaiba's Computer Entry March 1
... And then I told her that since we haven't slept together in so long (weeks I tell you) that we would be having sex that night and there would be no arguing about it!
Joey's Entry March 1
He was actually pouting where he sat beneath the covers of the bed. So I asked him what was the matter and he mumbled that we hadn't made love in a while.
Kaiba's Computer Entry March 1
Naturally she tried to get out of it, something about not being in the mood, but being the epitome of commanding manliness that I am, I reminded her that she'd denied me long enough and that there would be no ifs, ands, or buts!
Joey's Entry March 1
I tried to explain that since we'd had a quickie in the boys locker room earlier that day that I really wasn't in the mood. I couldn't believe it when he started to beg.
He looked so cute and pathetic that I gave in. He'd kill me if he ever read that.
Kaiba's Computer Entry March 1
Naturally she gave in. She lowered the covers of the blanket and I then noticed that she was wearing the little pink nightie I bought for her since the plaid pajama's she used to wear were hardly sexy at all. Of course, being the annoying tom boy she is she never started wearing it to sleep until I became desperate and e-mailed her sister with instructions to tell Joey that, yes, women in the world did indeed wear those to sleep.
She grinned that wicked grin of hers and invited me to ravish her. One minute she's laughing over some stupid joke on Comedy Central and the next she talking like a little slut in my ear. That is why I put up with such nonsense.
Joey's Entry March 1
I still wasn't really in the mood, so I kissed him and participated when he climbed on top of me. Put on a nice show if I do say so myself, though I'm not one of those chicks who fakes it. I hang out with enough guys to know what a piss off that is. So I talked dirty in his ear, put my hands in his brown hair and yanked it back and kissed him.
I'm always open to kissing. Always in the mood for that!
When he finished I asked him if he felt better. He said he did in a sweet, husky voice. So I went back to watching TV.
Kaiba's Computer Entry March 1
There's one thing that pisses me off more then a woman who fakes it and that's a woman who doesn't get off with me. My face was half in a pillow as I started up at her, laughing at the TV. What the hell was the matter with her? You're telling me that after the noises I was making and the sweet, sweet, slutty talk she was giving me that she didn't become turned on in the least?
I wished I hadn't thrown away the remote, so I wrapped a sheet around myself and changed the channels manually.
"I was watching that!" She said, angry with me.
"Well now you're going to watch this." Mokuba's television had a child safety lock on it to keep him from getting these channels, and so did the TV in the living room. Only my TV has them.
Joey cocked her head and blankly stared at the pornography I turned on for her.
"Uh, what are you doing?" She asked as I got back into bed and pulled out a novel.
"Watch that for ten minutes and then come to me when you're ready." I said, flipping to where I had last left off.
She shrugged her shoulders and went back to watching, leaning herself back and putting her arms behind her head for comfort.
I wasn't really reading, but counting the seconds. Seven minutes later she jumped me.
I am such a God-damned genius. Is it no wonder I run out of condoms so quickly?
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The next morning, after the diary entries were completed, both Kaiba and Joey were dressed and heading downstairs. Joey was back in his 'male' attire and using his 'male' voice. Though Kaiba was now in the relationship deep enough to wonder how he could have ever confused the blond for a man to begin with. With such thoughts in mind, he decided to shut the blond up from her usual morning chatter by grabbing the back of her head and kissing her.
Unfortunately, that was also when Mokuba turned a corner and saw them.
"Ah! Seto! You're gay?" He shouted, snapping the both of them out of their not so little kiss.
Kaiba did a facevault before running after his younger brother to explain how kissing Joey Wheeler did NOT make him gay while Joey laugher his head off and went back upstairs to changed back into his 'girl' clothes. Poor Kaiba would be needing some proof on this one.
To Be Continued?
A.N: Not the end but not sure if it's going to be continued. All I have time for lately are one shot's and since that's what this has the potential to be then there might not be an update. This is for everyone who asked for a sequel. I know I said there wouldn't be one, but you know how it is with ideas. They do whatever the hell they want. Maybe when summer gets here I can start writing fanfiction again. This was written in only 45 or 50 minutes not including the editing.
Also! I'm taking a grammar course for writing. So for the first time ever I actually care if there are grammar mistakes in this thing. Before I didn't because grammar was always that strange mystical thing that no one seemed to get anyway. So if anyone spots any grammar mistakes could you do me a favour and tell me? Bare in mind I'm using standard Canadian style.