Yes I am back and have tried to rewrite Blind Date as before it was in script format and was knocked off the website! So plz read and review! I like to know when I am liked!

The Lights go on and then begins the frantic hurry as camra men relise that they now actually

have to do some work and are no longer allowed to just eat pie and donughts (not together)

The host walks onto the scene and stares at the carma men before relising that he too

actually has a job to be getting on with as well. He hurrendly finishes his little cake

and faces camra 3, taking some delight in the frantic footsteps of his son running to

get back behind his camra before he was fired.

"Hello there ladies and other things. And welcome to another

great show in which we will try to match a girl with her

sole mate.", the host said, smiling slightly as the crowd went crazy. Something which

was only achevied by the tarde mark, 'Whoever makes the most noise gets most pizza!'

Garnet sighed and walked on making the host stutter a little as he looked around for his cue

cards.

"And here she is, Princess Garnet Til Alexandros the 17th!", he finally managed to

stutter, curseing the little man who was now threating to be toppeled over by the huge cue cards

that he was being forced to hold as no one else was stupid enough!

Garnet laughed a little but took her seat before her dress ripped. Her mother had insited on a very

tight dress which she was afraid may snap at any time.

"Hello little people."

The cue card man looked at Garnet and then back to the cue card he was holding, annoyed that

she was deciding not to follow what was already written for her.

"And heres the boys!"

The crowd start to make as much noise as possible as Zidane walks on with Vivi following close

behind, but they pause for thought as Kuja walks on, flicking his hair away from his eyes.

Host - under his breath - "It's a guy!"

The crowd stare at the host who pushes a button, making a display of the trade mark light up

above peoples heads which makes the crowd go crazy again. Kuja walks up to his chair and

grins at the crowd, not able to see the real reason as to why they went so crazy.

The host breathed a sight of relief and smiled out to the crowd.

"There thats more like it."

Garnet was now beginning to get bored.

"Can we just get on with this? I might cry soon."

The host stared at Garnet as if she had grown an extra head "Anything but that!"

Host stands behide Garnet who smiles and drops the questions.

"Shit! Now I have to bend down. have you seen the dress I'm wearing?"

Zidane looked up from the floor and grinned. "Cool! A slut!"

Garnet looked up and screamed at the top of her voice ..."SHUT UP!"

She bends down and shows her knickers to the whole world, wondering why the crowd are now

laughing in the background and also why the host is now bright red.

Garnet sat back down in her small chair and sorted out the question cards again

"Right number one"

Zidane looked up and asked, "What?"

Garnet slapped her head and slowly counted to five in her mind "No question number one!"

Kuja laughed a lil and looked over at his younger brother who was now turning a steady shade

of red. "Stupid Monkey.", he muttered, pulling out a mirror and checking his hair was okay.

Zidane burst out laughing and pointed at the small mirror which his brother was now

holding as if his life depended on it, "Put the mirror away, you might scare yourself!", he

shouted making the crowd burst out laughing.

Kuja was now the one turning bright red but didn't really know what to say in response to his

brother insult, so he decided to yell, "FUCK UP YOU RAT BLOODLY BASTARD!"

Zidane pretended to be shocked by this reponse and stared at his brother as though it was

the first time he had ever seen him. "Be nice for the ladies!" he muttered, fluttering his eyelashes

and trying to act all innocent.

Garnet called "Pay attention!", but instead of ending the fight, Kuja and Zidane both jump off their

chairs and go into trance, that is untill two big guards come on with huge sword and

force them both down and back into their small little chairs.

"I'll kill you later,", Zidane spat towards Kuja making the little boy/girl grin.

Kuja smiled over at his brother and winked "Bring it on monkey boy."

Don't worry that was only the beginning. It's to save me from changing too much at once and totally runing things! Chapter 2 will be up shortly!