The Secret Diaries of Joey and Kaiba
By: Freewater
Pairings: S/J Het/Yaoi (not sure)
Rated: R
This is just a small side story to go along with 'The Secret' I'm not sure how long it will be. There is no plot so far, this chapter could just be a one shot. It depends on when I start writing again I guess.
NOTE: Because there was some confusion in the previous story over the warnings, here's the full scoop. Joey is a FEMALE in this story. The warnings say YAOI S/J because I can't write down HET S/J without confusing S/J fans. The word YAOI is added to attract the S/J fans, because even though I turned Joey into a girl he is still an original male character and I have nothing better to use for a warning.
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Joey's Entry March 31
So I woke up this morning, took a shower, brushed my teeth, everything is fine. I'm getting ready for school when my dad pounds on the door suddenly.
"Boy! Your sister is on the phone!"
"I'm coming!" I yelled, using my 'Boy' voice.
I finished dressing in my school clothes, went downstairs, and took the phone from my dad.
"Serenity?" I asked, a big cheery grin on my face.
I didn't know what I did, but no sooner did I start talking did she burst into tears and rambled things that I could make out.
"Slow down, slow down. What happened?" I thought maybe she'd had a fight with mom again, but when she told me what happened, I wished she had.
Turns out she was having a pregnancy scare. Mom didn't know, dad didn't know, and she wanted me down there to be with her when she took her test, but she also wanted me to get the pregnancy tests for her since she couldn't very well go into the pharmacy and ask for one. Word gets around in that little town, and mom would find out within days.
I was going to have to bus it down there, so I told her I'd be there the next day and quickly hung up before I exploded.
My precious little sister! Having sex! And now she thought she was pregnant? I was going to kill her! Strangle her! Murder!
When I got to school I told Tristan about it and he offered to come with me. He's such a pal.
"Josephine" was going to have to make an appearance at the pharmacy.
Kaiba's Laptop Entry March 31
Bad day today, very bad day. Mustn't panic, mustn't panic! Just write. Journaling is therapeutic so I need to get this down.
Mokuba was home sick with the flu, his temperature was a little up. 98.9, so I decided to keep him in bed and went to the store to get him some more of that frozen popsicle medicine he likes. It's the only thing he'll take since I have to literally force his jaws open and make him swallow the normal spoon fed medicine, and I don't like doing that.
So anyway, I walked into the pharmacy, and who should I see there but my little puppy-dog? Dressed as a girl today, which was strange since she normally didn't wear anything that outed her as a woman in public.
She looked a little upset, so I was about to approach her when that friend of her's she used to date, Tristan, showed up, and he put an arm around her shoulders.
I fought the urge to hit him when I heard what he said.
"Pregnancy scare, eh? That's tough."
My heart stopped, and I ran into the next aisle so they would not see me. Peeking in between the shelves, I saw Joey holding a home pregnancy test. Lots of them actually.
Oh God. Oh God, oh God, oh God ...!
She nodded. "I don't know how this could have happened."
I didn't either! We were SO careful!"
Joey's Entry March 31
Tristan squeezed my shoulder. "Let's just buy them and get out of here. I'm sure it'll be fine."
I followed him to the checkout. "I don't know. I have a bad feeling about this. What if it's positive?"
Tristan weakly smiled at me, but decided to be useless and say nothing.
The guy behind the counter was a jerk. He looked at the both of us and smiled, then he saw the pregnancy tests and gave Tristan a sympathetic look.
"Sorry for your luck pal."
"It's not mine." He muttered hatefully.
The guy hissed painfully and looked at me. "That's even worse."
I was about to rip his head off. "For the love of–!"
Tristan grabbed my shoulders and led me out the door before I could hit the man, taking the tests and throwing the money on the counter.
"Keep the change!" Idiot.
Kaiba's Laptop Entry March 31
I grabbed the freezies and walked to the front counter. My joints felt stiff and I could hardly concentrate on where I was going.
Joey ... pregnant?
The guy behind the counter looked from the direction of the door and then at me. "Do you believe that? That chick was cheating on her boyfriend. Kid wasn't even his and he's still with her."
"I think it's mine." I squeaked.
He looked shocked. "Jesus, that girl gets around." He said.
I didn't remember jumping over the counter and hitting him until the police sirens snapped me out of it, and then I had to rush to another store to get Mokuba his freezies.
Joey's Entry April 1
It's Saturday today, which makes Serenity the luckiest girl in the world because mom would be at work, and Tristan was able to take the bus with me. Which meant that I couldn't kill her if he was around.
I dressed as a boy for the ride, which was strange since this one guy kept on looking over his seat at me and making kissy faces while Tristan laughed beside me. I had to keep looking behind me to make sure I was the one he was looking at. Did I look too much like a girl or was this guy gay or something?
The bus dropped us off and we took a cab to my sister's house. She looked fine that split second between opening the door and seeing me, because when he eyes landed on me she burst into tears again and threw her arms around my shoulders.
She must have been having a helluva time holding it back when mom was in the house.
She invited us in, and it wasn't until a few awkward seconds later did I notice that her boyfriend was nowhere nearby. Because I would not have hesitated to beat the crap out of him, and I'm sure Tristan would of helped me with it too.
"Where's your boyfriend?" I asked.
She sniffled. "Not here."
"Where?" I hissed, and then she started to bawl again. Apparently she told him about the possible pregnancy and he immediately broke it off with her.
Tristan and I instantly began yelling at her, not out of anger, but because of how stupid she was to date a piece of shit like that, which resulted in louder crying and about ten minutes of us begging her to stop.
Finally, I handed her the tests and she went into the bathroom. I had to stay right outside the door and coax her through the whole thing. She really was terrified. I mean, she's only fourteen.
Long minutes later, she finally came out. Tristan and I were on our feets. "Well?" We asked.
"Two lines."
We waited.
"What does that mean?" Asked Tristan.
Serenity sniffled again. "I don't know!" She wailed.
"You have to read the instructions!" I hissed, snatching up the box. The box said that if there was a positive sign, then she was definitely knocked up, if there was a negative sign, then she was baby-free.
What?
"Did you use all the tests?"
She nodded, and Tristan went to hug her.
"Where are the others?"
She pointed back into the bathroom, and I went for them.
I should have bought all of the same brand, because I found myself searching frantically for the little stick that had the negative sign on it.
When I found it, I held it above my head like it was the Holy Grail.
Salvation! She wasn't pregnant!
"No kids for you sis!"
Serenity rushed to me, took the test and looked at both it and the box, and then started to cry again.
Kaiba's Laptop Entry April 1
Joey seemed to be in an oddly good mood when she came over earlier this night. She hugged me, kissed me, and grinned sweetly before slinking into the kitchen and asking what we would be eating that night.
Was she supposed to be having food cravings this early?
I told her that the cook was preparing steak for us and asked her if that would be alright while looking at her slim figure hidden beneath a boy's outfit.
She was going to have one horrible time trying to hide the fact that she was a woman when she started to get fat.
Ugh.
She said it was fine and pulled a half empty bottle of wine out of the fridge.
"Can we have this with it?" She asked.
I was a little shocked that she would suggest such a thing. "I don't think you should be drinking that." I said.
She stopped halfway through pulling the cork out with her teeth. "What? Why not?"
I didn't want to say anything, so I started to mumble, but she heard some of what I'd said.
"Pregnant! Who's pregnant?"
I blinked and pointed at her. "You are."
I had to rush forward to catch her when she fainted, the wine bottle smashing open on the floor.
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Sorry that it took so long to update this, bue once again there's no real plot. The idea to do this in Journal form came after reading a sweet, sweet book called Adrian Mole, and the way the writer did that is something I'm trying to copy here, where even the most basic of daily things can be funny.
Anyway, as there's no real plot suggestions are welcome. Thanks again for the reviews :)