Heres the secound chapter to Blind Date the 2nd Version, though I don't think this is as long as the other chapter but so still read and review plz! The 1st version was a lot better but so! This is as best as I can get it without changing too much!

Kuja smiled over at his brother and winked "Bring it on monkey boy."

Garnet sighed a little into the mic but tried to keep her cool, reminding herself that it wasn't

her idea to come onto this stupid show in the first place."Question One" she started, hoping

that that would be enough to stop world war 3 from brecking out, "what do you look for in a girl?"

Zidane tried to think up a romantic response but instead shouted..."TITS!"

Kuja stared at his younger brother in fake shockness "Really? That's sad."

The host smiled a little bit nervously and turned to see what Zidane would say next as even

Garnet seemed to be looking a little bit annoyed. Thankfully Zidane didn't say anything too bad...

just this:"No, I look to see if they have a nice soft butt and if they hate you, i.e KUJA THE

RAT BASTARD! Oh and if they have a nice personality."

Vivi looked confusinly at the cameras and then at Kuja and Zidane wondering why they were

fighting over this thing known as a girl"What do you mean? I'm confused?" he wisphered.

Zidane looked worriedly at his young friend and tried to inmagine not knowing what a girl was

"Vivi just say something cool!" he said.

Vivi nodded and asked "What's a girl?" At this totally innosent question,Kuja burst out laughing

and pointed at Vivi who was now nearly crying "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He doesn't know

what a girl is!" he laughed, tears streaming down his face.Zidane meanwhile was trying to make

Vivi feel better by trying to explain what a girl was."Know all those humans I chat up in the bar?"

Vivi looked confusinly up at Zidane and asked "Blank's a girl?" making Zidane go bright red.

"NO! THAT WAS A JOKE!" he snapped, hoping to god that Garnet wasn't going to kill him for that

one!

He was in for no such luck though as Garnet never seemed to miss any change of getting

at Zidane "Number One?" she asked sweetly, smiling her most dazing smile at the crowd. Zidane

smiled too thinking that she hadn't clicked on or heard that thing about Blank"Yes my love?"

Garnet smiled at his futile attempt at making it up to her "Are you gay?" she asked is a mocking

voice.

Kuja falls to the floor in fits of laughter as Zidane slowly turns red

Garnet heard the thump and decided to get at Kuja as well. "Number Three?" she asked, making

the crowd stop laughing once more.Kuja got back up onto his seat and smiled at Zidane

in a evil way, "Hehe... yes?" he asked. Garnet smiled hoping that Zidane would catch onto her

cue "Same question" she answered, and wasn't disappointed when Zidane repiled "Yes he is gay"

making Kuja go bright red and snap "Not that question you monkey brained so and so!"

Garnet smiled and quitly in her head for gave Zidane for chatting up Blank, though

he wasn't gonna tell him that just yet! "What do you look for in a girl?" she asked Kuja,

shuddering a little at the answers she might get, but she was surprised as the folowing convo

broke out;

Kuja - "True love is something that you see at first sight."

Zidane- "If you choose this guy your in for a shock!"

Vivi - "Is Kuja a girl?"

Zidane - "No something inbetween"

Kuja couldn't handle it anymore, he began to glow bright red and slowly entered trance

all of his rage buliding up to the most powerful spell that he could do. "ULTIMA!"

At this the Host looks really worried and jumps infront of camera demanding everyone to remain

in their seats and for there to be a commercial breck!

Well thats the 2nd chapter! Plz forgive the shortness of it!