Courage, Bravery, and All Things Potter
MissLinuxthePenguin
Chapter : Rambling 101
Summary : Lily and her alter-ego/voice-in-head/conscience thing decide to have a ... RAMBLING PARTY! topic? courage, bravery, and all things potter. Rating due to many many references to mead. and drug dealing
rating : T for TEEN.
Dedication: I dedicate this fic to Webster's Online Dictionary for their defintion of courage.Which was the cause of this fic. Along with enough sugar to take over the world Def. Courage : mental or moral strength to venture, persevere, and withstand danger, fear, or difficulty - Webster's Online Dictionary
A/N : I WOULD LIKE IT TO BE SAID, FOR THE RECORD..
i'm not :a) a drug dealer; b) a drug addict; or c) a druggie
nor do i think that any of the harry potter characters are ; drug dealers, drug addicts, or druggies
so there!
disclaimer: jk rowling owns harry potter. but she doesn't own the mead! giggles insanely oh, also the whole heinous comment thing i stole from the madagascar movie. so i don't own that. either. sigh i don't own anything . not even the mead! (see A/N above)
Inside Lily's Head and On the Piece of Parchment in the ead girl's hand.
Courage? Bravery? Supposedly, thats what Gryffindors are.
you don't have those qualities
DON'T INTERRUPT ME. AS I WAS SAYING... And I do not dare to contradict such beliefs, but all I must ask is..
Am I really a Gryffindor then?
Nope. I lack all two of the aforementioned qualities.
i just said that!
BUT YOU INTERRUPTED ME. SO YOUR HEINOUS (see disclaimer) COMMENT WAS STRICKEN FROM THE RECORD.
fine . fine. don't get your knickers in a twist.
BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING! Courage and Bravery.
Me, Myself, and my alter-egos COUGH
i heard that.
were destined to be ravenclaws.
speak for yourself
But apparent, the sorting hat was high that night and got just a tad bit confus-le-ed.
just a tad bit high? well, you know what... i think YOU'RE A TAD BIT HIGH
And stuck me, book-nerd geeky Lily Evans in Gryffindor. Alongside a messrs Potter, Black, Lupin and Pettigrew.
messrs?
Those four were probably the souls in question who had slipped the sorting hat mead.
i took you this long to realize that?
GASP THEY DID. On purpose. Just so I would be sorted into the same house and, in turn, be forced to deal with their mead-induced antics!
here we go with the conspiracy theories...
The mauraders are simply a bunch of mead-drin- wait. Do you drink mead or smoke it?
sigh you are stupid, aren't you
Regardless, they are a bunch of mead users and dealers. And too think, I thought Lupin was the smart one! Black seems the more drug dealishly type to me. The Drug Ring Leader.
BLACK! HA. He doesn't have what it takes.
Potter?
Hm... That actually makes more sense. Potter the drug-dealer...
Well, regardless of his drug-dealing-tendencies I still love h-
WHAT!
I WHAT?
YOU ADMITTED IT. FINALLY! WHOOP!
I ... don't.
I mean I hate him.
Sure you do, that explains why you just spent.. what a roll of parchment on his possible drug dealing escapades?
No, I'm head girl and as head girl I'm responsible for making sure the head boy and his aforementioned friends are not drug dealers/addicts
Keep telling yourself that. Do you even remember why you started writing?
OH! YAH! Because I'm not brave enough to tell...
Oh shit.
Yah.. Oh Shit...
OH DOUBLE SHIT
sigh
OH SHIT SHIT SHIT.
you are very draft, you know that dear?
NO YOU DON'T. YOU SHALL NOT GO CALLING ME DRAFT, I AM UNDER EXTREME PRESSURE HERE BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR.. YOUR NAGGING! YOU ...
DAMN YOU.
rolls eyes just tell him. it can't be THAT bad.
sure it can. what do i say to him? Hey, Potter, I love you and want to snog your brains out, fancy finding a broom closet with me?
yup.
I WAS... hits head on table BEING hits head on table SARCASTIC
aww.. unrequited young love.
LATER (in normal PoV)
"Hey Potter?"
"Yah Evans,"
".. um.. er.. i need to ask you something"
"Anything for you, Evans"
"...um... do you smoke mead or drink it?"
"MOONY! GET OVER HERE. PRONGS JUST FAINTED!"
A/N: Review? Flame? Answer my mead questioN? Please-k-thanx
MissLinuxthePenguin