Courage, Bravery, and all things Potter
Chapter : Knickers and Automated Answering Machines
A/N: yup, i said this was a one shot.. but the plot bunny stole my new shoes...
and they were REALLY REALLY cute shoes...
evil glare at plot bunny
so he says he'll give them back if i write his story...
In the Head Girl's Head
Stupid.. Potter.. Kill.. Maim
what the hell did he do to get your knickers in a twist..
or should i say NOT do?
I'm not going to dignify that with an answer...
stupid.. potter.. maim.. kill..
OH!
This is about whats-her-name-hufflepuff-hoar, isn't it?
... maybe.
rolls eyes
DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME!
mocking voice: NEEE. DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME!
Anyway, its your own fault, you arse.
NO ITS NOT.
Yes it is. If you had just SUCKED it up and told him everything, he wouldn't be in some random broom closest sharing salvia with whats-her-name-hufflepuff-hoar.
Grrr...
ITS TRUE YOU PRUDE.
I AM NOT A PRUDE. YOU ARE.
Technically, I'm you. So you're a prude too.
GAWD. I AM NOT ARGUING WITH MY SELF.
Hate to break it to you honey, but you are.
IRRITATING I SWEAR YOU'RE AS IRRITATING AS POTTER!
But I don't have, and I quote, "BEAUTIFUL HAZEL EYES THAT ARE DEEPER THAN A THOUSA-
I hate you.
My life purpose has been fufilled.
Wanker.
Pathetic Potter Stalker
If you weren't me, I'd kill you.
Meep.
Normal PoV
"LILLLLYYYYYYY" Alice whined at her best friend. "CAN YOU HELP ME WI-"
"No, " Aforementioned best friend sharply retorted, "Lily is not here right now."
"Huh?"
"She busy drowning her alter ego in the lake."
"Oh, i SEEEE."
"We are very happy for you."
"Can I leave a message?"
"After the beep, if you must."
"But there was no beep!"
"BEEP"
"Potter's looking for you."
Within milliseconds, Alice was alone in the common room, smiling deviously and chuckling to herself.
A/N: Review? Please? Tell me about your alter egos?
(mine was named Jacque but he acted badly so I had to kill him... and its not proper for a female like me to have a misbehaving male alter ego...
so he had to die.
painfully ..
ANYWAY ! I'm sure your alter egos are much more interesting.)
Love from, Miss Linux the Penguin