Thanks for the review guys! Here's another chapter
March 12th 2005:
I'm back! Mommy's getting depressed. She says it's the pregnant woman hormones. I think it's my fault. I was swimming around yesterday poking stuff so I might have messed something up. Poor Krillin. Mommy must have hit him 12 times today with Chi-chi's frying pan. I made sure of that! MUW-HA-HA-HA-HAA!
March 13th 2005:
Krillin is such a dumb ass! I thought he would have learned his lesson but no! He's still poking me! So I mess with mommy's brain so that every time Krillin pokes me she hits him with something really heavy!
I think mommy's addicted to Star bucks. And every one knows how fattening star bucks is. Then she goes complaining that the pregnancy is making her fat. No, it's the frickin Star Bucks that's making her fat. Some times it's hard to believe that she's the smartest woman in the world.
Mommy went to see daddy today. I wonder why. All they did was bicker and fight. While they were doing that I made use with my time and played video games. I'm on the top 10 list!
March 17th 2005:
Sup bitches? Miss me? More idiotic fun with Goku. Mommy, Chi-chi, and Goku went to star bucks today. Mommy gave Goku a Star buck's card so he won't have to use money. The dumb ass goes and tries to buy Mc Donalds. Chi-chi got so embarrassed. She dragged him down an ally and I could hear was "THUMP" "CLAMP" "BOOM" When they came out Goku had several bumps on his head. lol
Mommy found my blog today. She almost fainted lol. Then she yelled at everyone for no apparent reason. When she's angry she takes it out on others. Now that's cruel cause we all know how mommy's like when she's angry!
I played more video games only to realize some egg named Goten knocked me off the top 10 list! This means war!
March 21st 2005:
I'm so humiliated, knocked off of the top ten list by an unfertilized egg. Now that's sad. I spend most the day trying to beat him. I try not to be obsessed with beating others like daddy. Daddy needs consoling.
Mommy peed coffee last night all over her bed. I told her not to drink coffee late at night but no one ever listens to a fetus. That's another think I have to do when I'm born. Beat the crap out of everyone who ignores me, excluding mommy and daddy. They scare me. It smells like star bucks in here now. I have to go shopping for air fresheners later.
March 28th 2005:
Does anyone think it's weird that an unfertilized egg named it self. I don't even know what my name is. And Goten is a boy name! How the hell does he know if he's a girl or a boy he's an egg! I don't even know what I am!
I finally made it back on the top ten list. Ha, ha about time! My stuff is taking such a beating in here.
And it's hard to lean against a wall in here, cause the walls are always moving! I know random but I had to say that. It's so damn uncomfortable! You try sleeping against a wall that's always moving. That's one thing I'm looking forward to, really beds. I mean I like mommy's sack but I'd prefer a nice warm, soft crib with those dangily thing I can play with. Feeding time! See ya later bitch!
March 30th 2005:
It's getting warmer outside but getting a lot cooler in here. Mommy's finally taking off all those sweaty sweaters. Mommy finally goes outside not for star bucks and goes to the park. YAY the park! Now I wish I wasn't fetus. I wish I was a healthy kid. I wanna swing and go on the slides. Mommy just sits there staring at the children playing. Doesn't she know it's rude to stare?
When we get back home it's filled with toys that grandpa made. Now I really wish I were a baby. Mommy tests the toys out and plays like a toddler. I'm so jealous of her now! She's an adult! Adults play with things like cars and happy pills not toys!
Hey give me some feed back! Gotta go! See ya!
Another chapter done. Oh and don't ask me why Goten know his name and his gender… I don't really know either. lol