AelitaAngels: I'm back with another chapter!

Fetus Trunks: Never mind that, I'm back!

AelitaAngels: (glares) Ahem, Anyway thanks for the reviews!

Fetus Trunks: Reviews are important!

AelitaAngels: Do you want to be aborted?

Fetus Trunks: (shivers in fear) No, sorry

AelitaAngels: That's better, now I've got some Questions to answer… To PrincesaDeCisne, I don't really know how they got the video games in there and don't really want to find out

Fetus Trunks: We have our ways

AelitaAngels: Thank you Trunks and now for the disclaimer….

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ

April 1st 2005:

I'm back! It is April fools day! I tricked my mom into believing that she was ready to have me. Ha ha she was in so much pain. I wouldn't wanna leave early anyway. I like my sack too much for that. Premature babies are retards.

I think I grew some toes... Some nostrils… I still don't know if I'm a girl or a boy. The temperature in mom's uterus is 96 degrees, and it still smells like star bucks. The great stench of Starbucks has overpowered all of my air fresheners. Stupid sales guy, these air fresheners better be guaranteed

April 14th 2005:

Sup? Mommy's sick. Doesn't she know to take her vitamins? Especially if you're pregnant! If I were a regular fetus I'd probably be worried of dieing but since I'm half Saiyan I'm just chillaxing. Speaking of chill I really wish I have some ice right now. It's 104 degrees in here and I'm burning up! Mommy took some medicine that tastes like crap. Eww, doesn't she know that what ever she eats I eat! I want some real food, like the bitch's cooking… what's her name? Chi-chi!

God she's annoying. She's the second on my hate list, after that dumb-ass Krillin. And after her is Goku, then that unfertilized egg, Goten, who manages to knock me off the top-ten list.

April 20th 2005:

Great news, bitches! Mommy's no longer addicted to Starbucks. Now it's burger king. She got a Double Whopper. Lol it was so funny watching her eat it. The whole burger was bigger than her mouth (and may I remind you my mom has a very big mouth!).

Yachma is so mean to me! He tried to kick me! I was about to bring out my M16 when daddy snapped his little legs. Ha, Ha serves that ass-hole right!

Boy I'm getting big! I had to make the keys for this frickin laptop bigger. Another thing I have to do, get one of those fancy black berries. Every one seems to have one. Later bitch!

April 25th 2005:

Whoa mommy's belly getting big. She keeps crying when ever she sees her-self in the mirror. Damn my mommy's gonna be a self-centered bitch and my Daddy's gonna be a ass hole. (A/N: just so you know I don't hate Bulma or Veggie-chan so don't flame me please). Wonder what that'll make me? And no I don't think I'm gonna be a Dumb ass. I'm a smart ass. Say it with me Smart…. Ass!

April 30th 2005:

I'm baking like a bun! I'm almost done! Hey that rhymed. I'm so bored. I hope living will be funner. All there is to do is poke stuff and kick mommy (which is pretty fun). This gets old after awhile.

I finally made an AIM address. I'm lilfetusbriefs12 and guess who IMed me? Goten the dumb unfertilized egg! God I can believe what a dumb ass he is. He takes after his dumb ass father (A/N: well, honesty Goku isn't his father yet but… I don't really get it either). Well g2g, peaceout!

Heh, heh another chapie! Review pretty please?