Trisher Nicole Married WHO?

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: Trisher your husband has just been arrested ;) OW!

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Chapter 11

Doesn't Give Up Easily

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Well, Trisher doesn't give up very easily.

I knew this, but I thought maybe she'd forget.

For about an hour, Trisher poked me.

That was until, a soldier dude walked in.

"The Steward Boromir, requests the presence of his wife, Trisher Nicole."

I looked at her face. Priceless.

She gave me a pleading look.

"Sorry, your husband, not mine."

"You will pay."

"I have my doubts."

And with that, Trisher was ushered out the door.

"Goodbye!" I called out cheerfully

It was returned with a scowl from Trisher.

I sighed contently. I wondered if I would be able to hear it from the library…

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Trisher had given up trying to get away from the soldier. It didn't work.

Trisher was reluctantly following him.

He would look back at her every so often, just to make sure she wasn't trying to escape.

Again.

"Why do you not want to see your husband?" the soldier asked Trisher

"I don't like him! It was a joke! We were bored!"

FLASHBACK

"Boromir, by all rights you shouldn't be alive. So go to Lothlorien, steal a boat. Put the boat in the Anduin, lay down, make sure you cut you horn in half, and let the river take its course. Gimli, Legolas, do what you normally do, just don't fall in love, ok? And Trisha, get down from the tree, you are not the Cheshire cat. Bye-Bye everyone!" And with that, Paige jumped into the boat, along with poor Frodo, and left.

Boromir sadly walked over to the tree, where Trisher had been sitting.

"Hi! I'm Trisher!"

"I'm Boromir."

"Cool."

"I'm bored. Do you want to get married?"

"Meh." Trisher hopped out of the tree and they went to get married in a 5 min. ceremony.

END OF FLASHBACK

"So, you don't really love him?"

"Nope, we were just bored."

"I see."

By that time, they had reached the Steward's office, where Boromir was.

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I was lazing around in the library. Ultimate boredom.

Faramir walked in, and caught me flipping through a book.

"Hey."

"Oh, hi Faramir."

"Ready to go home?"

I closed the book.

"Sure."

Man, was Trisher going to kill me or what?

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