Trisher Nicole Married WHO?

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: I used to be a schizophrenic, but we're okay now!

I HAVE ALL THE LOTR EE's, BUT I DON'T GET IT TILL CHRISTMAS, CURSE PARENTS, GUARDIANS, and PAROLE OFFICERS!

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Chapter 12

Infidelity

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So, I left Trisher in Boromir's very capable hands.

"Yeah?" Trisher asked.

Boromir was sitting at a desk, which was piled high papers.

'Jeez,' thought Trisher 'He cleans his desk as much as me.'

(A/N Trisher's desk in Math & Science is horrible!! candy wrappers, papers, pencils…)

Boromir glanced up at her.

&&&&&&In Ithilien, My wonderful Home&&&&&&

I was in a tree, in the middle of the night.

Why did I leave Trisher in Minas Tirith? I banged the back of my head against the back of the trunk.

It's so hard to conspire and plot by yourself. I needed my sidekick.

"Paige?"

Shoot, Faramir was going to find me. I sat perfectly still.

I saw him walk right underneath the tree where I was sitting.

I didn't breathe until he walked past.

I needed a plan. Okay, had one.

I waited till Faramir was definitely out of earshot and jumped out of the tree.

Good thing I had, because I am not as graceful as an elf, and I managed to fall out of the tree, rather than jump, but no sprains, so I was good.

I ran to the stable, made sure no one was there, saddled up Aracaran and left for Minas Tirith.

It is a bit hard to find your way to Rohan from Ithilien in the middle of the night. Not complicated, just hard.

I got there about two days later, though apparently I leaving Faramir, and my past, had preceded me.

&&&Rewind&&&

Boromir glanced up at Trisher.

"Hello Trisher."

Trisher raised one eyebrow at him.

"You wanted me?"

"Oh yes."

Trisher rolled her eyes. "You didn't remember you asked for me?"

"I did."

Trisher sighed. "What do you want?

"I wanted to know about this."

And with that Boromir picked up and showed Trisher a tattered blue notebook, that had been patched up with rolls of scotch tape, the cover was hanging, as were several pages.

"Hey! That's mine, give it back!" Trisher said

"I found this."

"It's mine, see?"

Trisher pointed to the cover which printed in a sharpie said 'TRISHA'.

"It had my homework in it."

"A little more than homework I should think."

An idea dawned on Trisher.

"How far did you read?"

"Enough to know that your little friend has been two timing my little brother."

"What!" Trisher began laughing.

"I do not find this funny!"

"It is, really, that's not true." Trisher was trying not to laugh.

"Explain."

"Okay, okay," Trisher took a breath.

"Back in our world, as an assignment we had to write stories, our teacher would give us a sentence, and we were supposed to write a little three page story every week, starting it with that sentence. Well, the one week, it was about pirates, and Paige of course, has this fascination with Pirates, (thought I think it's just Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom). Let me show you."

Trisher opened the notebook to the page that read:

'Here Come the Pirates

Dedicated to Paige'

Then in a different hand, was written:

'Wrote without permission from Paige'

The word 'without' had been crossed out and rewritten several times.

"See? It was a joke."

"What about this?"

Boromir flipped ahead a few pages, where there were two pictures, one was a stick figure Orli B., proposing to Evil, Stupid, Blonde, Kate Bosworth. Next to it was a print out of my buddy icon, a drawing of Faramir, and me, well actually, it had been Eowyn, but I had altered it to look like me. Trisher and I called it my wedding picture.

"She did marry my brother."

"Yes, well, that I can explain…"

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"Pssst!" I glanced up, and Trisher flicked a piece of paper at me.

I 'dropped' my pencil, and picked up the note.

'Paige, do you want to marry Will Turner or Jack Sparrow?'

Trisher watch as Paige smiled at wrote something then flicked the paper back at Trisher.

'Paige, do you want to marry Will Turner or Jack Sparrow?

Neither Trisher, I want to marry Faramir! :P '

Trisher turned and smiled at me, then I laughed.

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"That's the day she learned to take me seriously."

"oh. So, she didn't really run off frolicking with Legolas, or hug Aragorn?"

"No."

"So this list doesn't matter?"

He was referring to the back of the notebook with a very long list, that read

'Paige's Priority List'. Underneath were listed people like Aragorn, Legolas, Eomer, and one by one they were checked off.

"No, that was a joke."

"Okay.

Trisher decided she didn't know her husband very well.

"Boromir, can I ask you a few questions?"

Trisher and Boromir stayed in that study for an entire day talking about their lives, until…

"My Lord, your brother is here, and he needs to see you immediately."

"Send him in."

Faramir walked in, crying, stumbling, and looking totally lost.

"Where's Paige?" asked Trisher

AT this, Faramir started to sob.

"She's gone."

"What?!" yelled Trisher

"I don't know! She's gone, and so's Legolas."

Boromir turned to Trisher.

"You said she didn't love him!"

"She doesn't!"

"Don't worry," said Boromir patting Faramir on the back "I'll find her, and give her a talking to."

"Uh-oh." Said Trisher

Trisher slipped out of the study.

Just in time to see me.

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References to the Blue Notebook, and notes, are VERY true.