Trisher Nicole Married WHO?
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
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Disclaimer: Do I look like an old man with a pipe? Do I huh? I better not!
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Chapter 13
A Shocked Faramir
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I rode into Minas Tirith, with people pointing and talking.
I saw Trisher, hopped off Aracaran, and started to talk to her.
"So, people are talking about me, as per usual. What's new."
"I can't believe you!" she yelled
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
"You running off with Legolas!"
"You started a rumor!"
"I didn't! Faramir just came into the study crying like his heart was going to break, saying you left him for Legolas."
"I didn't! I just left, I swear, I have no clue where Legolas is!"
"Okay, well, Boromir thought that you were two timing Faramir before Faramir came in. You have to hide."
"Can't I just apologize?"
"As usual, you do something without thinking. No, Boromir is about ready to kill you!"
But Trisher was talking to thin air. I was already gone.
She turned around, saw my retreating back and ran after me.
"If you're going to die, I wanna have front seats."
"I'm glad you're my best friend, Trisher."
"Shuttup, I'm only coming because school is so boring without you."
We walked till we were at the study door.
"Okay," said Trisher "This is when you open it."
"I can't believe it."
"I know, they have like doorknobs in Middle Earth, pretty cool, huh?"
"No!" I sighed then leaned against the door "I can't believe I broke Faramir's heart. I mean, I just left to come back to Minas Tirith…"
"Apparently in the middle of the night, without warning."
"Okay, so it was a spur of the moment thing."
"You need to learn to think about other people!"
"I didn't mean to. And now I'm going to cry!"
"Don't cry!"
But I was already crying.
"Oh c'mon, I'm sure he'll forgive you. You didn't do anything wrong, not really…"
"You're right!" I said
Before I could turn around though, the door opened, and I, who was leaning against fell backwards, only to be caught by Faramir.
"YOU!"
"Hi?"
He didn't drop me, like I thought he would.
He just gave me this look, which made my heart brake.
"I'm sorry." I stood up.
"Where's Legolas?" Faramir asked me
"I dunno."
"Oh, c'mon." said Boromir "Don't tell us that." He held up the notebook.
"We know all about it."
"Know all about what?" asked Faramir.
"TRISHER! I knew that thing would come back to haunt me!"
Trisher stood there helpless, as Boromir opened the notebook, to a really bad page.
He cleared his throat then started to read.
"Legolas and Paige frolicked, while it was all caught on video tape by a stoned Gwaihir. Then it says 5 hours later. When Paige woke up, she realized that she had Legolas had fallen asleep."
I had my face buried in my hands. Trisher was half smiling at her brilliance, and half saddened at my despair, Boromir was smiling, happy to bring me down, and Faramir had a look of shock and horror.
"There's more." Said Boromir "Including the part where she hugs Aragorn."
"That was a pity hug!" declared Trisher
At least some one was on my side.
Faramir was just standing there, in shock maybe, scared possibly, mad at me, most likely of all, or maybe it was all three. Me, I was about to be sick.
"A pity hug? At least you don't participate in this." Boromir said to Trisher.
"Hey!" I said "She's the one that did that to me! None of that stuff is true! Just ask her."
"Really, Paige left last night, because she was lonely."
"Likely story."
Faramir was still standing there. I wanted him to say something.
But at least now, Trisher and Boromir were going head to head.
"What do you mean; I better not hug someone else?" yelled Trisher
"You're my wife!"
Trisher hugged Faramir.
"AHHH!"
That yell came from Boromir, Faramir, and me.
Two of the afore mentioned were now about ready to kill Trisher. Guess who.
"Trisher! He's mine!"
"I WAS JOKING!"
But I had already jumped on Trisher.
Man, if this was just seeing family, I'd hate to see what Christmas will look like.
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