Sharp23: Well I've seen most of the Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends fanfics that had MacXBloo. And I loved it but sadly, most of them weren't finished and there were only some of them so I decided to make a fic of my own. So here it is!

Warning: This is slash which means boyxboy. If you're uncomfortable please leave now and never come back.

Disclaimer: I don't own Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends and probably never will but if I did, you would see a lot of BlooXMac things. And a little note on the side, this story will contain MacXBloo.

Misconceptions

In the past, Mac was just an eight-year-old boy who has imagined an imaginary friend names Blooregard Q. Kazoo. At that time, they were both happy being best friends and having fun with each other. Although his mother has explained to Mac that having an imaginary friend at his age is too childish, Mac would not let Bloo be taken away. And so Bloo became a family member of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and would be as long as Mac visits every day at 3:00 PM sharp.

5 years later (Mac's POV) (9:01 AM-Monday)

I walked quietly to the gym with my friend, Mike, who was ranting about getting a girl for him and me. Although I've told him before to give it a rest, he just won't listen.

"Yo Mac, why you so quiet today?" I sighed silently. I just wanted to get this day over with so I can visit Foster's already.

"Let me guess…..Oooohhhhh! I know! You have a crush on a girl but she doesn't like you like that right?"

"No Mike, it's not about a girl at all. Why do you always talk and think about girls most of the time anyway? Aren't you bi?" As soon as I said that last word, a hand was grasped firmly on my mouth. I removed it with ease.

"Shhhh! I don't want the whole school to find out big mouth!" I laughed a bit.

"I thought the whole school already knew! I mean, you do hit on almost every single person here!"

"Not the teachers…." He said in a singy voice.

"You're truly a sick person." He laughed as we walked into the locker room in the gym. Most of the people were already dressed by the time we had entered.

"I think we're late Mac."

"Geez, what was your first clue Sherlock?"

"Shut up Mac." We laughed at each other's antics. I began to dress without even thinking about it. It was normal routine for me now. I thought about the time I first met Mike. He was really shy to other people and wouldn't speak a work to anyone. But when I started to speak to him, he became really really talkative. Then soon after, I met a girl named Jessie who was a really bright person. She was kind to everyone and helpful. And she was blonde which really made most of the guys here at school have an interest in her.

"Mac, stop daydreaming about your future boyfriend and lets go to gym!"

Meanwhile at Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends…….

"Master Blooregard! Come down here this instant!" Bloo walked to Mr. Herriman with a face saying 'I didn't do it' and with a smile to top it all off.

"Don't pull that face on me Master Blooregard."

"What?" He exclaimed. "I am appalled that you would think that I would do any harm here."

"Uh-huh….."

"I didn't do anything Mr. Herriman! It's the truth!"

"Don't lie to me either. I can see right through you and your shenanigans!"

"Really? You can see right through me? That's so awesome!"

"It was a figure of speech Master Blooregard."

"Really? I didn't know speech could make figures." Mr. Herriman sighed to himself.

"Forget it Master Blooregard! I don't care about what you did right now but I would like to have a discussion with you."

"Really? About what?" Bloo became a bit interested.

"Something really important."

"Then can I go get some popcorn then?"

"No….what I'm going to say isn't going to show you a movie."

"Ohhhh…. Well can I still…"

"No!" yelled Mr. Herriman.

"Awwww, but I'm hungry!"

"If you don't be quiet right now, I'll have Ms. Frances make you eat it for dinner!" He stuck his index finger in the air to prove his point. Bloo gulped as he remembered the last time he was forced to eat it. It tasted to horrible and disgusting that he had the chills just from remembering it.

"Now listen here. Someone very important is coming here to Foster's at precisely 2:00 PM and that person will judge whether or not we're qualified to handle an adoption center and to make sure that it's being handled well in the right hands. So you had better be on your best behavior, otherwise you will suffer the consequences. Do you understand me?" Mr. Herriman found Bloo starting to fall asleep right in front of him.

"Did you hear what I just said?" Bloo woke up with a surprise.

"Ummm… yeah sure, whatever."

"Very well then. I'll see you later then." Mr. Herriman hopped away to his office to continue his paperwork.

Bloo walked to his room where Wilt, Coco, Eduardo, and him slept. "Hmmm….now what did Herriman say for me to do? Oh yeah! Order a million pizzas with extra extra cheese!" Bloo ran off to find the nearest phone.

Back at Mac's school…… (11:18 AM) (Cafeteria)

"Finally! Lunch!" exclaimed Mike as he ran to be first in line to get his food. I walked to our usual table where Mike, Jessie, and I would sit. I sat down listening to other people's conversations. You learn a new thing every day about the people here. I leaned in a bit to another's table to hear their convo.

"I hate popular kids……." I raised my eyebrow wondering why.

"Popular kids? What popular kids?" said a guy who sat next to him. I think that he was a friend of his.

"Are you some kind of an idiot? I mean the popular kids like Jessie or that guy Mike."

"Oh… you mean those people. What about Mac? Do you hate him?"

"Him especially." What? Why would anyone hate me? I never hurt anyone in this school.

"Why?" I heard him sigh for some reason.

"I'll tell you during class last period." All of a sudden, someone shoved some fries into my face although not literally speaking.

"Hey! I got your food for you seeing as how you were busy daydreaming again."

"Thanks and I wasn't daydreaming you know."

"Then you must have been eavesdropping again." I rolled my eyes and began to eat my lunch.

"Well I know I'm right. So Mac, find anyone interesting in your life yet? Maybe a girl perhaps?"

"Mike, will you stop asking me that every single day. It's becoming annoying."

"All right, I'll stop…. But only for today though." He laughed to himself. Another chair was pulled up to our table abruptly.

"Hey guys! How's it going?"

"I'm doing great Jessie! Although I don't know about Mac though. Keeps daydreaming a lot recently."

"No I don't!"

"Uh, yes you do." I squinted my eyes at him.

"Really Mac? I hear daydreaming is bad for your health."

"And where did you get that information from?" I asked.

"From a magazine I think. Well I'll be right back, have to get my food you know." We both nodded in acknowledgement. I wish this day would just go faster!

Back at Foster's…..

Bloo hummed as he walked down the hallway in search for a phone. He picked it up and dialed the number for the pizza parlor.

"Hello! What would like to order?"

"I want 100 pizzas with extra extra cheese on every one of them!" He smacked his lips.

"All right, address please."

"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends!"

"All righty. Pizza will come around 2:00. Have a good day!"

Mac's High School (World History Class) (1:35 PM)

Finally! Only 5 more minutes and I'm outta here! The one good thing about this school is that they let you out at 1:40. But the downfall is that you gotta go to school at like 7:25.

"Yo Josh! Wanna tell me why you hate popular kids now?" I instantly wanted to know why and why he hated me. They started to whisper and I wasn't able to make out as to what they were saying.

"Well I guess that's true."

"Yep, it's so true. Anyway, do you know what my dad is making me do? He's making me go to a foster home to check if they have a good place or not and whether or not they should stay as an adoption center." Suddenly the bell rang and I ran out of class and headed for Foster's!

Outside Foster's Gates (1:55 PM)

I couldn't wait to see Bloo and the rest of the gang. Today was so boring but now it's going to be all the fun for the rest of the day! As I reached the front gates of Foster's I saw a guy that was kinda my size and was carrying a backpack and was walking towards the house. I then saw a pizza van drive van that started to unload tons of pizzas! I have a feeling Bloo had something to do with all this.

Sharp23: So what'd u think of the first chapter? Review and tell me what u think!