Trisher Nicole Married Who

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Disclaimer: Hee-hee kept ya guessing.

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Chapter 22

A Spot More Please

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

"Why," I started "In every single story that you and I are involved in, we or people we love end up drunk in a bar?"

Trisher shrugged "You're an alcholic?"

I hit her.

"Okay. OKAY! It's fun."

We stared at the sign, which read:

The Shiny Star

and in small print beneath:

DORWINIAN WINE SERVED HERE

Trisher tapped her nose.

"Well, we have to go in sooner or later."

"OR," suggested Trisher "We could wait till Faramir gets here, you know, Legolas could be a mean drunk."

I rolled my eyes "No worse than me I'm sure." I pushed my way into the bar, with Trisher behind me.

"Okay," Trisher whispered in my ear "We're looking for a blonde elf. Shouldn't be that hard." That last bit was sarcastic.

"Well," I said angrily "How was I supposed to know this was an all elf bar!"

That was true. The entire bar was nothing but elves.

"We can rule out the girls, and brunettes." I said

Trisher sniggered "I dont know, Legolas looks like a girl."

I elbowed her.

"Look, in the corner."

In the corner, there was a blonde elf, with a particularly big cup, and his head was on the table. On his back there was a bow and quiver.

"Let's go. The sooner it's over the better." said Trisher

We walked up to the elf we were hoping to be Legolas.

"Hello?" I asked "Elf sir?"

"Don't talk to me." the voice was slurred "I lost my friends." He lifted his head from the table. There was no doubt it was Legolas.

Trisher and I looked at each other.

"How did you lose your friends?" I asked

"They did the worst thing in the World!" He said waving the mug around, drippin some liquid on the floor.

"And that would be?"

"They got married!" He slammed his cup on the table. "Hey! Spot More Please!" He yelled

A waitress came to fill it up.

"Oh no you dont." I said grabbing it away from him.

"HEY!"

"Uh-uh, you need to go cold turkey. Sober up." I said firmly

"Yeah," said Trisher "I put her throught the twelve step program, and I will most likely have to do it for my husband too..." she said thoughtfully.

"It's becuase you drive everyone around you to drink." I said "Okay, c'mon Legolas. I have a plan to get your friends back."

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

REVIEW!!!

Plz

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&