Trisher Nicole Married Who
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
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Disclaimer: Trisher and Boromir sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G.... First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Trisher with a baby carriage....
LoL
I am soooooooooooo dead on Tuesday.
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Chapter 23
You Want Me To Do WHAT
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Trisher and I dragged Legolas out of the bar, and he was none too happy about it.
"Leggo of me!" he said we let go, but he sort of swayed, and fell forward.
Lucky for himself, Trisher and I caught him.
Though he was taller than us (not by much), he was light enough to drag around.
Trisher and I dragged him to Minas Tirith.
"Where are we taken him?" asked Trisher
I stopped "How bout the first place we find?"
"Sounds good."
"Don't I have a say?" he asked angriliy
"No," said Trisher "You don't take advice from drunks."
"I am most certainly NOT drunk." at drunk, he stumbled again
"Sure......." said Trisher
"Okay," I said "We take him back to where we live. If you can call it that. Change of plans. The Library."
"Okay."
So we dragged Legolas, most unwillingly, to the Library.
We got him on a couch, and were about to give him our propasition, when things got a bit complicated.
Earlier.........
"I'm leaving." said Boromir "I want to know what they are up too."
"Me too." said Faramir
"Okay, Let's go."
Back to the Library....
There was a triumphant cry.
"I knew it!"
"Aw sh-," I started
Boromir and Faramir had appeared out of no where.
"OW!" yelled Legolas
Faramir looked like he was about to cry.
"I thought you said you didn't know where he was!"
"I don't, didn't I mean, I - we - found him." I said
"No! Not true." said Legolas "That is not true at all! ("Shuttup!") They took me out of a bar, where I was perfectly comfortable in!"
"Okay, so maybe I did find him in a bar..." I started
Faramir walked out, and Boromir followed him.
Trisher sat back and laughed.
I hit her. Maybe a bit harder than nessacary, but it did the trick, she quit laughing.
"Okay, Legolas, we have a proposition for you." I said
"Oh yeah? And that would be...?" he said
I leaned over and whispered something in his ear.
He sprung up.
"YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT?" He bellowed
"No, no, no, you misunderstand me..."
"I dont think so." he said "Are you some twisted, mental thing?" he asked
"No, I just really need to check my e-mail." I said
"I dont wanna know. Really, I dont know. Just no."
"Please?"
"NO!"
"Trisha! Help me!"
"Legolas," said Trisher calmly "Do you want everyone to know about the secret export of Mirkwood?"
"How'd you know?" he asked
"How don't I know." Trisher scoffed.
"Okay, but this does NOT leave Minas Tirith. Got it?"
"Word of honor." We said
"Just, let me sleep awhile."
"Okay." Trisher turned to me "I think we better go explain some things to them."
I sighed "Can't you do it?"
"Nope, you gotta be there."
"Fine. Let's go."
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Okay, credit for 'secret export of Mirkwood' goes to TrisherNicole.
"I know a little place," said Legolas "A little place called Marijuannawood."
- The Blue Notebook, Of Cheez-its and Plans
I think that's the right credit, correct Trisha?