Trisher Nicole Married Who

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: I retract all statements about Trisher, Boromir, and their baby that does NOT exhist.

Happy Trisher? I hope so, this goes against EVERYTHING I stand for.

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Chapter 24

Tag!

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After Legolas got over one killer hangover, we gave him the plans.

He just stared at us.

"You actually have plans?" he asked

"I had to do something." I shrugged "So I made plans."

"More like a script." he muttered.

"How ever you want to look at it!" said Trisher cheerfully

" I don't want to look at it at all." he protested

"Fine, you memorize it, and we'll be back... iffen we don't die." said Trisher

We had put off 'explaining' to them. By them, meaning Boromir and Faramir.

I dont know why. I think maybe Trisher is actually falling in love with Boromir, though I'd never say it to her face.

"Well, were do you think they went?" asked Trisher, snapping me out of my daydream of Boromir & Trisher

"I dont know." I said airily "Maybe they're looking for us."

"I doubt it. Unless they want to kill us."

"Maybe they do..."

"You know, I hate you."

"WHAT?"

"No, I hate that you are so unpredictable, Paige."

"Oh, yeah, I am."

"No, I mean, one day, I think that you could end up 20 yrs in prison, then sometimes, you could be president. Though," she said in an after thought, "I wouldn't vote for you."

"And why not?" I asked angriliy.

"Becuase, you'd make some hot guy Vice President."

"Fine. I wouldn't vote for you either."

"Why not?"

"You're too Democrat for me Trisher, I'm Greenpeace. Nater Nation!"

Trisher rolled her eyes at me. "Hippie."

I grinned "That's why I married a Ranger."

"A Prince." she corrected.

"First a Ranger always a Ranger." I countered

She sighed

"It's getting late, maybe we should make sure Legolas didn't run off."

"Okey-doke."

"Paige?"

"Yes'm Trisher?"

"Can you act like you actually care, for a second?"

"Nope." I said happily, then I turned to Trisher "You're It!"

"You little!" Trisher started, swinging her arm trying to hit me, but I was gone.

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"I know I'll feel safer if you're fighting beside me, and I know my wife will." Odessyes - Troy

All I could think of when I heard that (cuz Odessyes is Sean Bean, the dude that plays Boromir) was Trisher.

I couldn't quit laughing.

My family thought I went nuts, well, nuttier.

BTY

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