Sake Anyone?
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha… but came make them do what I want in this ficccy!
Hey everyone this is the beginning of the drunkenness for our fellow heroes! I'm glad to say that I'm getting a lot of reviews! Please review me for any ideas on what I should make the Inu gang do! Now on to the alcoholics!
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You're Never Too Young
"Stupid wench," mumbled Inuyasha angrily as he watched from his crater, Kagome going away.
Inuyasha got up and was about to go chase her but something was holding him back. Inuyasha turned around to look over his shoulder to see what stopped him and saw Sango holding his color.
"Let me go!" yelled Inuyasha trying to get out of her grasp but that only made her tighten her grip.
"No, let her go Inuyasha you made her sad enough for one day," said Sango sternly.
As Sango said that Inuyasha calmed down but pretended to still be angry so his feelings for her didn't show.
"Fine but let go me!" yelled Inuyasha and Sango let go of him and smiled.
Inuyasha turned around and saw that Miroku and Shippo were watching the argument the whole time and saw that they were suppressing giggles. Furious Inuyasha hit them both on the head very hard.
"Well since I can't laugh at Inuyasha anymore, I'm going to grab a 'soda pop'," said Miroku rubbing his head and headed towards Kagome's big yellow bag.
Miroku dug through the giant back pack in search for a pop and found one which was in a different kind of wrapping then the other ones. Out of curiosity Miroku decided to drink it to see what it taste like but he saw it was already opened. He didn't care and took a sip then he realized what they drink really was.
"This is 'hiccup' sake!" said Miroku hiccupping and took another long sip.
Meanwhile, Inuyasha was up in his favorite tree until he smelled liquor somewhere close.
"Strange 'sniff' where's that awful smell coming from?" said Inuyasha and went out on a search for it.
Inuyasha headed towards Miroku who could barely stand up and was hiccupping like crazy.
"Well 'hiccup' hello theres, Inuwasha," said Miroku and Inuyasha stared at him with disbelief.
"Monk, are you drunk?" said Inuyasha just staring at him.
"Why yes I am," said Miroku walking clumsily to him and tripped over his own feet.
"You're an idiot," said Inuyasha looking down at Miroku and saw the bottle he had in his hand.
Miroku looked up at Inuyasha and saw him looking at the sake. Miroku got up and headed towards Inuyasha.
"You want some, it weal good," said Miroku and tossed him the bottle and Inuyasha caught it.
"I don't think Kagome would want us to do this," said Inuyasha eyeing the bottle like its poison.
"Then why did she bring it unless it's for us," said Miroku wobbling.
"I see your point…well maybe just a few sips," said Inuyasha and started to drink the sake. "Man, this stuff 'hiccup' is strong!" said Inuyasha a little dazed and took a long sip then passed it to Miroku.
Meanwhile, Sango and Shippo were wondering were Inuyasha and Miroku were.
"Where did those two go," said Sango searching for Inuyasha and Miroku with Shippo.
"I'll sniff to see if I can find them," suggested Shippo and tried tracking their scent.
Shippo found their scent and led Sango straight toward them and was shocked at what she saw.
"You know Miroku 'hiccup' your okay guy even though you are a disgusting pervert," said Inuyasha who's face was red as a cherry from so much sake.
"You know what Inuwasha, your good guy too for arrogant bastard 'hiccup'!" said Miroku and then saw Sango and Shippo looking at them.
Miroku tried to get up but fell on his ass which made Inuyasha burst out laughing. The second time Miroku tried to get up he used Inuyasha's head to help him pull up. When he was up, he ran to Sango and gave her a big hug.
"Sango, itss so good to see you," he said smiling at her and then groped her. "Ahh, did I need that,"
Sango smacked Miroku across the face which made his face redder than it was before and Inuyasha just kept laughing.
"Miroku, you have no idea how funny it is to see you get beat up by Sango!" said Inuyasha and got up and headed towards Sango and Shippo.
'You two reek of booze," said Shippo holding his sensitive nose.
Inuyasha looked at him and smiled. Shippo of course was terrified of Inuyasha and held his head readying for a punch but instead Inuyasha sat down next to him and kept smiling.
"Your pretty damn funny Shippo," said Inuyasha watching him with entertainment.
Miroku finally got up from the pummeling blow to his face and handed the sake to Sango.
"Sango, try this it's really good," said Miroku giving her a smile. "And if you don't like it you may hit me as many times as you want,"
'Hmm, all I have to say is I don't like it and I can hit as much as I want,' thought Sango and decided to try.
When she got it to her lips Miroku grabbed the bottle and made her drink a lot of it. H e stopped when her face turned red as a cherry and then she leaned near a tree and tried to stop hiccupping. Inuyasha watched out of entertainment and Shippo watched with horror then Miroku and Inuyasha glared down at Shippo with evil smiles.
"You're never too young to drink," said Miroku and Inuyasha at the same time as they made Shippo take long sips from the sake.
Sorry they beginning two chapters aren't that good but I'm trying my best. If you have any suggestions on these two chapters send in a review! Oh by the way the real fun is just about to begin! Just to let you know I do not permit under age drinking.