Trisher Nicole Married Who
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
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Disclaimer: You know you are a hickette from Cheeserock when you,
A. Wear a sweatshirt from Abercrombie & Fitch, but over top it, you were your older brother's Carhartt jacket.
B. Wear your brother or Father's baseball hat, and or cowboy hat with it.
C.Use your Ugg Boots to call in the cows, and chase horses.
D.If you go on a date that you end up at the Baseball field at the Methodist Church throwing water balloons at each other on 3rd base, and you don't even go to the Methodist Church (Trisher you know what I'm talking about, me and Brett), or you get a guy to be your boyfriend just becuase he owns horses, find out he's gay, but stay with him just so you can ride his horses.
E. If your unofficial class song is "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)" or "Country Boys and Girls Getting Down at the Farm"
F. If you have a T-Shirt that says "Country Boys and Girls Party Tour" with dates of parties and where they were.
The list goes on and on
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Chapter 28
That's Hot
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Trisher and I looked at Legolas.
"I don't see why I have to wear a dress." he said
I giggled
"That's hot." I said
Trisher and I burst out laughing.
"What?" said Legolas "What's hot?"
Trisher and I just roared.
It was quit funny though, to see Legolas, wearing a hot pink dress that Trisher and I had picked out, wearing lipgloss, eyeshadow, masscara, and blush, and to top it off, we had even found him some high-heels.
With his blonde hair, if he was a less toned, he might pass as Paris Hilton.
He was running around, looking for what was 'hot'.
"Nothing." said Trisher "Nothing is hot."
"Oh," he said "Well, why did you sat that?" he demanded
"I dont know." I said
Legolas sat down on a chair in a huff. "Be more specific."
"Whatever. Do you know what you have to do?" I asked him
"I learned my lines if that is what you mean."
"Good enough." I said
Legolas stood up and walked to the door.
"Uh, Legolas, I think we have to do some fine tuning." I said
"What?" he asked
"Dude, you can't walk like that in high-heels."
"What's wro-," but he tripped and fell flat on his face.
"That's a good reason." said Trisher
Five minutes later, I was parading around the room, trying to walk the best I could.
"See?" I said "You gotta kinda shake it."
"Shake it?" he said
"Shake it." I repeated "Ready to try it?" I asked him, yanking off the shoes and handing them back to him.
"Sure." he said
He walked across the room, shaking it.
I leaned over to Trisher "Did I walk like that?"
Trisher giggled "Not really, he's exagerating."
"Let's hope Gimli likes back."
"That's bad, Paige." said Trisher
"Baaaaaaaaad and boooooooooode." I said
"You're crazy."
"Yup!" I said happily. "Let's get him there before he hurts himself. He might."
Trisher and I fairly dragged Legolas through the streets.
Several guys whistled at him.
I looked at Trisher "I guess he passes as a girl."
Trisher looked back at me "He always did."
"grrr." I said
We dragged Legolas till we got to Gimli's house.
"Okay," I turned to Legolas "If you do not want to get hurt, I suggest you do EXACTLY what the script says. Do NOT insult anyone, or anything."
"Gotcha."
"Go."
Legolas walked up to Gimli's house, and knocked on Gimli's door.
Gimli, by chance, opened it.
"And you tell me I am bad luck." I whispered to Trisher
"It's not over yet." she whispered back
"Hi," said Legolas "I'm looking for a Gimli the Dwarf." he said
"This is I." said Gimli "What do ya want?"
"Well," said Legolas, sounding like a teenie-bopper "He is like the, uhh, hot dwarf. And I would so like to meet him. And ," here he squealed "I do!"
He gave Gimli a big hug, then squealed again
Trisher and I were trying to not burst out laughing.
Gimli looked shocked "Did you say you wanted to meet me?"
"Yes! The dwarf who beat that stupid blonde elf Legolas!"
Gimli looked, if possible, even more shocked.
"I'm Galadriel's youngest daughter, by the way. And I like followed you when you were in Lothlorien, I couldn't take my eyes off you, and now, I get to meet you in person!" Another hug, then a kiss was planted on Gimli's forhead.
"Shall I show you around Minas Tirith?" asked Gimli, offering his arm, he was blushing profusely, by the way.
"Of course! I'd love it!" said Legolas
"May I enquire as to your name?"
Legolas started, we hadn't given him a name!
"My name is Galadwen." he said making up some stupid name off the top his head, derived from Galadriel.
Gimli and Legolas walked off.
"Let's move." I said to Trisher
We ran up to Gimli's doorstep and knocked
Arwen answered this time.
"Where's Gimli?" asked Trisher
"I do not know..." said Arwen "He just came to answer the door..."
"I know!" I said "I just saw him run off with a blonde elf." I looked at Arwen "She looked cheap." I said in an undertone.
Arwen's mouth dropped open. "Where did he go?" she demanded
Trisher and I grinned like Chesire cats. "We'll take you to them."
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After finding out if we ever get sent to the office, we girl's can't play volleyball, this happened....
"Josh!" yelled Mrs. Potter "To the office!"
"Ooooo" said all the girls
"Hey, I guess that's one less girl that's going to be playing!"