Sake Anyone?
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, what a sad fate for me…
Hey everyone me again! I glad to say I figured out what Sango should do and liked to thank the people who gave me ideas! I promise though Miroku won't have his way with Sango because I really don't want any lemons in this fan fiction! Also I probably won't use all the ideas you guys given to me but I will use the ideas in my sequel to Sake Anyone. Yes, that's right there will be a sequel and in it will be a cool twist and before I forget, Sake Anyone will probably end in chapter ten or twelve but I'm not positive. Okay here are some thank yous to some cool people before the chapter starts.
Sakura Sama: You're the first to vote for that so you get an imaginary cookie! Thanks for telling me some Japanese that's very nice of you and cool too and also its pretty cool that your part Canadian too.
Kitty487:ThankyouforthatgreatcomplementandIlikehowyouspellSesshy'snameitiscool! I also agree it is easy seeing Miroku get drunk!
ShikonMagic: Thanks for the review and for reading this fan fiction!
Shangxiang10: I'll try not to stall too long and I'll try to update as much as possible. Thanks for the second review too!
The World is a Stage: I like your name a lot, it rocks! Thank you for the complement and glad you liked how Miroku used Inuyasha's head to get up!
Sassysango: I hope you don't die laughing, maybe I should put up a caution sign when people read my fan fiction?
Kattygirl32132: Thanks for reviewing and you'll have to wait and see if Rin does get drunk.
Phenomenon: Yes, I know and I can't wait to write it!
Gladys: Thanks for the woo hoo but I don't think it was that good!
Kitty-487: That was originally what this fan fiction was going to be but the idea was changed thanks to Emily and me horsing around! Thanks for telling me this was one of your favorites!
Punkskater: Thanks for the ideas and just to let you know part of it will be used in this chapter! You don't have to wait any longer here it is!
Inutitan12: All sisters are crazy, I know, I am one. I like your idea I think I'll use It.! Yeah I know the whole group wasn't drunk but in my sequel they will be!
KiwiGrl: I thought about using it but I'm sorry I couldn't but I may have an idea with it!
Sapphiriaana: That's what I'm planning on doing and also you should lay off the sake. It's okay to meddle so I'll tell ya, you see my father lost his house recently and had to live in a tent in a campground. I was really sad and what made me even sadder was my mother said if he didn't move to a house or an apartment I couldn't see him anymore! Now he's living with my grandma and grandpa until he is able to get a house or an apartment!
Julie Akamori: I thought about using that idea also but I decided to save it for my sequel…
A Grope-A-Thon!
"So Sango, since you 'hiccup' lost the bet you have to pay 'hiccup' the price," said Miroku waving the sake bottle at her.
"What bet?" said Inuyasha getting up from the fight he had with Shippo.
"Nothing," said Miroku quickly and went into a hiccupping fit.
Sango smiled evilly as a plan to get out of the bet appeared in her mind.
"Inutasha we had a bet to see who'd win the fight and I, of course, chose you to win," she said smiling and then gave him a sad face. "But Miroku said that Shippo would win instead of yous 'hiccup'" she said and pointed at Miroku, still giving Inuyasha the sad face in hoping that would enrage the hanyou to beat up the monk, but of course it did not turn up as planned.
"So Miroku whacha going to make her do?" said Inuyasha leaning against a tree still red in the face
Sango's face dropped that Inuyasha didn't care and she still had to do the bet.
"Hey Sango, have sex with me," said Miroku smiling at her and had his hands wide open.
Sango's reply was a mouthful of Shippo for the poor monk.
"Okay that's a no," said Miroku as he pulled Shippo out of his face and started to caress his chin. "How about a lap dance"
"No way in hell, you'll get ideas when I do that," she said and glared at him.
"Okay then…make out with me ten times!" said Miroku.
"Not with that horrible breath"
Inuyasha was watching them intently and Shippo crawled on top of his head to watch.
"Oh I know! You have to let me grope when ever I want to and you can't hit me back and if you do you have to let me hug you!" said Miroku and tried to get up but fell down.
Sango couldn't think of an excuse for this on and with regret, agreed.
(I pity Sango but she has to face the consequences I put for her, but I am glad that's not me though!)
"Very well then," she said miserably and Miroku smiled wildly.
"Well, I guess this deserves a toast to a lucky me!" said Miroku happily and took a sip of the bottle but to find a surprise. "We're out of sake!" yelled Miroku when he realized it was empty and peered inside it. Everyone didn't understand what Miroku said at first then it clicked.
"What?" yelled all of them in unison.
"We can't be out of sake!" yelled Inuyasha as he tried to dump some nonexistent sake out of the bottle. "There's got to be more!" said Inuyasha and tossed the bottle which broke into a million pieces.
(Don't litter, people could trip on the stuff you throw, I know, I did)
Inuyasha ran over to Kagome's bag in search for more sake.
"This could take a while," said Sango as she watched the hanyou dig through her friend's bag.
"Yes it probably will," he said smiling a Miroku like smile and got up and walked towards Sango. "So in the mean time"
Miroku snaked his hand right on Sango's butt and she yelped. She was about to slap him when she remembered the bet.
"You can't slap me remember, that was part of the bet," he said waving his free hand at her and she put down her hand slowly and unwillingly. "Isn't this nice," he said still groping her and smiled at her and she was trying to very hard not to slap him.
'I mustn't slap him,' she thought and trying to resist the urge to slap him.
Miroku then put his other hand on her butt and Sango yelped again but this time she couldn't hold back her hand as it struck his face.
Slap!
The sound echoed through the campground and into the forest. Sango removing her hand from Miroku's face realized what she did and now has to be hugged by the intoxicated monk. Miroku rubbed his now red cheek and smiled but winced from the pain.
"You slapped me now I get to hug you!" he said excitedly and hugged her tightly.
'This is horrible but yet…actually kinda nice,' she thought as Miroku hugged her. Of course Miroku groped her again changing what she thought. 'Never mind this is horrible! Somebody save me!' she thought miserably and actually started to weep a little.
Then the sky opened and Miroku was stroke by lightening! Just kidding, sorry about that had to try it. Okay back scheduled program.
"I found some sake!" yelled a happy hanyou, getting out of the bag and ran towards the Sango and Miroku but tripped over Shippo.
"Ouch!" yelled Shippo for being stepped on and Inuyasha from the collision course that took from his trip.
Miroku let go of Sango to laugh at Inuyasha and started to go in a hiccupping fit and Sango cried happily that the monk let go of her.
"That was 'hiccup' the funniest thing 'hiccup' ever!" said Miroku laughing his ass off.
Inuyasha got up and took a long swig from the bottle and tossed it to Sango.
"You look like you can use a sip," answered Inuyasha for Sango was looking at him to why he gave it to her. She shrugged and took a sip from the sake bottle and then hiccupped when she was done.
"Thanks Inutasha," she said smiling and sat down on the log. Miroku finally stopped laughing when he noticed the sake bottle in Sango's lap and quickly grabbed it and took a long drink from it. "You know what 'hiccup' I wonder what Kagome is doing now," he said a lot redder in the face then before.
In the Higurashi household…
"Hmm that's strange," said Kagome's mother as she peered into her cabinets.
"What is it mom?" asked Kagome taking a bottle of water from the fridge.
"Well as was planning on serving sake to our guests that are coming over tomorrow but we seem to be out and I bought three bottles of them," she said with a confused look on her face. "Also all the wrapping around the pop is missing," said Kagome's mom even more confused. Kagome just took a swig of her water and instantly spat it out.
"Wait, what!" Kagome said angrily.
"I said that the three sake bottles are missing and so are the wrapping on all the pop," her mother repeated.
'Did grandpa put the bottles in my bag?" she thought and then she became angry. "Grandpa where is he?" she stated.
"He is on a long trip with is friend, he left after you did," her mother sad.
"Grandpa your so dead when you get back," she said angrily he fists clenched.
Meanwhile, with her grandpa.
"Achoo! Hmm, someone is talking about me," Kagome's grandpa said wearily.
I know it wasn't the best chapter but I'm having a hard time to think of think of something funny. My mind is gone a complete blank so now I'm going to have to wait until I get some inspiration! I'll be back, don't worry!