Sake Anyone?
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha until my plans are fully complete. Mwahahaha 'cough'...
I'm back, and badder than ever before! I have gotten over my inspiration strike so you'll se a lot more updates! God, I feel so good now since I rid of my author's block so this is what I have to say, MWAHAHAHA! Well, here is some shout outs to the people who were so patient for my update and sorry for the delay people!
Inulover12123: If you think that's funny wait until you see Fluffy get drunk.
FREE MONEY! WOOHOO: Free money, where? Sorry about that couldn't help it. Well you got half of your wish fulfilled and I promise, the other will be fulfilled too!
Sakura sama: Thanks for teaching me Japanese, oh wise master. 'Bows lowly to the ground'
InuyashaGurl13: Sorry I can't use your idea and I do feel guilty about it so I'm going to give you a million imaginary cookies and if I could, Inuyasha.
Inutitan12: That was the nicest thing anyone ever said to me 'sniff' Oh jeez, I promised I wouldn't cry! WAHH!
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MonPetitLoupDeMort: I liked the review you sent me, it cracked me up! Yes Fluffy will get drunk soon but I have forgotten all about the little troll so, yeah, he'll get drunk too!
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No Inuyasha, Don't Read the Diary!
In the present era, Kagome is panicking once again about losing something very, very, very important.
Kagome fell down to her knees feeling hopeless not finding her diary after tearing her room practically apart. "I can't find it, and I really don't want to think where I left it," she cried thinking the worst. "What-what if they find it!" she cried worriedly.
She started to take deep breaths to calm herself, but sadly it wasn't working very well. Only if she had something, OR SOMEONE, to take her emotions on, that would calm her down, but grandpa's gone so who is possibly left?
Of course, Souta had to pop in to tell Kagome something at the same time she was thinking that. "Hey Kagome, can I-" Souta stopped talking when he noticed the scary stare his sister was giving him.
Kagome stood up and started to rub her hands evilly, and started to laugh like a nutcase. "Uh, sis, don't do anything you might regret," said Souta shakily but it was too late for the poor boy.
Meanwhile, the group was still very drunk, and totally happy they had enough sake, yay for them! Though not all was well with the group, Shippo was bored, very bored, and annoying the hell out of the drunken group.
Shippo was lying on top of Inuyasha's head, and sighing out of boredom while hiccupping way too much at the same time. Inuyasha was tired with the extra weight on his head and threw Shippo at Kagome's bag again.
"WEEEE 'hiccup' EEEEEE!"
Shippo flew high and landed directly in the bag with a huge thud along with a sound of stuff breaking which could be pretty valuable. Shuffling was heard from the bag.
"Wow, what is this thing?" said Shippo from the bag.
Curiously, Inuyasha stumbled over to the bag but ran into a tree. He fell backwards landing on Miroku, making it look very inappropriate if you know what I mean.
Sango started to laugh hysterically and said. "Inuyasha, I didn't know you were like that," she said sarcastically.
Inuyasha blushed furiously though you couldn't really tell because he is so damn drunk that his face was already cherry red. He quickly climbed off Miroku and hit him on the head for the embarrassing moment he endured.
"Hey! What was that for?" he asked rubbing the lump on his head.
Inuyasha was about to reply but Shippo had just threw something at Inuyasha. On accident, of course. The impact though had caused Inuyasha to fall on Miroku again in inappropriate way.
Sango burst out laughing and Inuyasha glared angrily at Shippo while turning red from embarrassment again or the head rush he just got from the fall. Miroku pushed Inuyasha and Inuyasha fell on his face when Miroku did.
Thud!
"Ow…" said Inuyasha as he ate dirt.
Sango laughed even harder but Miroku had picked up what Shippo had thrown.
"Hey, what's this?" asked Miroku curiously as he looked at a strange book with a little lock on it.
Sango stopped laughing and crawled over to him to look at the strange object.
"It looks like some kind of book," said Sango as she squinted drunkenly at it.
Miroku nodded with agreement and tried to unlock the lock but failed.
"It seems to be under some kind of spell!" said Miroku astonished and tossed it, and it landed on Inuyasha's head with a sickening thud.
Thud!
"What the hell?" he yelled and rubbed his head sorely. He glared angrily at the object but noticed it had Kagome's name on it. He grabbed it and started to fidget with the lock with one of his claws. He heard a click and the lock fell off.
Miroku, Sango, and Shippo all watched this and was thrilled that the lock came off.
"Inuyasha, you broke the spell!" he said with his mouth gaped open.
Inuyasha smiled cockily and opened the book. "Hey, it has wrighting in it and it looks like Kagome's wrighting," he said with intense curiosity and everyone else leaned in to look at it.
Dear Diary,
I'm back in the Feudal Era once again and I get yelled at by that stupid Inuyasha. I 'sit' him so hard that he busted the ground and found a geyser under ground. It was really funny because he shook the water off like a dog! Sometimes I wonder what makes him act like such a jerk though! Maybe I shouldn't bring ramen for him anymore? Nah, he will just have a little sissy fit about it.
Everyone started to laugh at Inuyasha and he turned a beet red from anger and from embarrassment.
He was cute when he shook the water off…Oh no! I wrote that down, I hope Inuyasha doesn't see this!
Crap, I got to go; Sango's killing Miroku with hiraikotsu again for Miroku groped her. See ya!
"Hey, I remember that day!" said Miroku dreamily. "That was a very easy grab too," he said and smiled at Sango whose fist was up. "Now, now, Sango remember that bet?"
Sango angrily put her fist down glaring at Miroku.
"Cute…she thinks I'm cute?" said Inuyasha to himself but Shippo heard him.
"Don't worry Inuyasha, your not cute at all," said Shippo smiling drunkenly.
"Shut up!" said Inuyasha and he hit Shippo on the head.
After everyone regained themselves, they continued to read the entry. Inuyasha turned a few pages up and began to read with everyone else.
Dear Diary,
I'm back in the Feudal Era by force; Inuyasha once again dragged me back here right before an exam! I studied for nothing! Sometimes I wonder why I even put up him…maybe it's because of his cute, little ears on his head. Their just so fluffy and warm! I wonder why he only let's me rub them though? Oh no, bad thought came to mind! I just thought of me and him actually…kissing! God, I'm blushing and he's looking at me!
Oh thank god, Miroku just groped Sango. He's no longer looking at me so I'm safe for now. Well, got to go before Sango tries to choke Miroku to death. I wonder why she never thought of just neutering him; it will stop him from groping for sure. Well, next time alright!
"I wonder what 'neutering' means?" asked Shippo.
Inuyasha started to whimper in a manly fashion. "Kagome told me once," he said and crossed his legs protecting something that men value most, if you know what I mean. "You don't want to know and trust me, you won't like it!"
Sango glared at Miroku evilly and he gulped, frightened.
"Er, Inuyasha...let's continue on!" he said hurriedly.
Inuyasha nodded agreeing and went to the last page with Kagome's wrighting in it.
Dear Diary,
I saw Inuyasha with Kikyou today…I got really mad and ran away. It always ends up like this, me running away after seeing them together. Why am I so jealous? If Inuyasha wants Kikyou, he can have her, I mean, I am her reincarnation and I'm only here to find the jewel so there's no real importance to me. Kikyou could see the jewel to though, he could just go off and find the jewel with her so maybe I am important to him! Oh, I'm getting excited over nothing, Inuyasha doesn't love me, he loves Kikyou and if I told him I loved him he would just reject me…
I'm getting sick of begin mopey and what not, I think I just might relax at home awhile. Maybe I'll even make some cookies for Inuyasha, I wonder if he'll like them?
Oh no, I got to go, Miroku has groped Sango again! That's what, the hundredth time? Man, I just might have to beat Miroku up myself if he doesn't stop! I guess I'll write later with the results of the cookies when I get back to the Feudal Era! Until then, see ya
Miroku scoffed at the remark about him. "I have not groped Sango a hundred times!" he said and then groped Sango. "It's one hundred and one!" and he smiled cockily.
Sango was about to slap him but silently putting her hand down, probably popping a vein doing so.
Inuyasha grabbed the nearest sake bottle and began to drink. Miroku joined him after letting Sango go who had began killing a tree near by. Smokey the Bear will be very pissed, but hey, as long as their not setting forest fires.
(Someone needs to go to anger management…and no, I don't mean me!)
After taking a long sip from the sake bottle, Inuyasha sighed, then hiccupped, and sighed again. "Damnit, why do I have to be so 'hiccup' irriestabable," said Inuyasha slurring his words. "Now I have to 'hiccup' choose I have to be with!" he said waving his hands around in the air.
Miroku started to scratch his chin thoughtfully which means bad, bad, bad stuff is going to happen or he's going to give crappy advice about women. I vote #2.
"Inuyasha, why doncha have a threesome!" said Miroku happily.
"Miroku you're a genius!" said Inuyasha excitedly and began picturing him, Kagome, and Kikyou frolicking in a meadow together. "That way I don't have to choose! Or give up either them!" he said happily.
"I thought I smelled my women, but all I see is a drunken mutt and dumbass of a monk," said familiar, yet cocky, voice.
Yay! I finished the chapter after so long and I hope you guys all loved it! I am majorly sorry for the long wait but don't worry I'm going to update soon! Sorry again for the long wait, I promise I will try not to do that ever again otherwise I will have my friends call me the name I hate the most…I would tell you guys but I'm afraid you guys will use it against me. Yes, I hate it that much! Please review!