Trisher Nicole Married Who

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

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Disclaimer: Glad fer the reviews! AR! Sorry, in a sort of piratey mood, even though I'm wearing my Cowboy Hat!
Yo quero Taco Bell!

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Chapter 31

Princes in Shining Armour And Other Things

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"This sucks." I said

"Now really." said Trisher

Trisher and I were extremely bored.

We had tried playing cards with cards that had been supplied by the Grinners, but we couldn't make out the runes, so we couldn't play Speed, and the Grinners refused to play B.S., and of course Go Fish is so boring, we just gave up.

Suddenly the Grinners' smiles grew larger.

"People approach." said One "On Horseback."

"My Knight in Shining Armour!" I cried

"No doubt about." they said

Trisher however, just rolled her eyes.

"I thought you didn't believe in that." said Trisher

"I don't." I said, it was true, I had never liked Snow White or Cinderella. I always liked stories about pirates and cowboys that rode off into the sunset. Adventure stories, not ones were the girl gets her prince Charming.

"Then why did you do that?" asked Trisher "That is the worst cliche ever!"

"Well," I said "It feels good to be the winner for once. I mean, really, can honestly say that anyone of the preps at our school have ever been kidnapped and rescued by a handsome prince in shining armour?"

"No, but yet again, most of the girl's at our school can't stick with a guy for a week. Much less the girls that go from the entire football team to entire basketball team."

"Very true."

"Hark!" yelled a voice outside

Both Trisher and I knew who's voice that was. It wasn't my prince in shining armour, that's for sure.

"Let the damsels go!"

Trisher buried her head in her hands.

"This isn't happening.This isn't happening." she repeated that over and over like a mantra.

At that moment, she liked a bit like Darla from 'Little Rascals' when Alfalfa sings his song. I love that part.

I couldn't help but laugh.

Trisher hit me.

"This isn't funny!" she said

"I don't think it's funny either. Where's my Prince Charming?"

"Let them go!" the voice came in again

"Yo!" I yelled "They're not letting us go. May I suggest another course of action?"

"Sure!" he yelled back "Suggest ahead."

I turned to the Grinners.

Now, being a younger member of a family has its perks. For example, I shall put one into use right now.

"Please?" I asked, starting to cry. "I just miss my husband so much." I began sobbing.

"Please!" I said, falling to the ground, crying as if my heart would brake. "I just want to see him one, last time."

Then I pretended as if I fainted.

"Maybe we should just let them go." said one of the Grinners.

"Yeah," said another "That one's out of her mind."

"All right." said the Head Grinner "But if we catch you out here again, we won't be so nice."

"Thank you!" we yelled as we ran out of the door.

Boromir was outside waiting.

"Another stunning performance by Paige M.C."

"I know," I said "What can I say? I am talented."

Boromir handed us the reins to the horses.

"Thanks for saving us." I said sarcasticly.

Boromir was about to say something, but Trisher but him off.

"Be. Nice. Both of you." said Trisher

"Yup. I'll be nice. What about you Boromir?"

Boromir muttered something under his breath.

I gasped "Did you say what I thought you said?"

"What'd he say?" asked Trisher

"He said 'Women.'. I think he's sexist."

If there's one subject that Trisher is hot about, it's sexism and being sexist toward women. I am too, considering that both our father's make us do dishes, but never ask or make our brothers do it.

Trisher got mad.

"Did you?" asked Trisher

"I did not!" said Boromir

"Sure you did." I said

"What?" he said spinning around to face me, I smiled. "Her!" he yelled "She's evil!"
Trisher and I looked at each other and burst out laughing.

"Well, I know that." I said "If you're the only that hasn't figured that out yet, you are slow."

Boromir just stood there shocked.

"By the way," I said "Where's Faramir?"

"I dont know." said Boromir "Most likely drinking."

Trisher and I looked at eachother.

"Drinking, the Gondorian way to solve problems." recited Trisher

"What?" demanded Boromir

"Come on Trisher." I said "We have to make sure that Arwen hasn't killed Aragorn yet, Lord knows, Boromir can't become king..."

"HEY!" said Boromir

"Yeah, and we haven't found Eowyn yet."

"That's true."

So Trisher and I rode off, leaving a VERY stunned Boromir.

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I AM SO SORRY

This is updated REALLY Late due to Book Reports, Catholic School's week, and other things.

SORRY

I'll update faster after all those things are gone.