Trisher Nicole Married Who
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
Disclaimer: LoL, so anyway...
In spanish class we had to do a color-by-number, and I went to go get a green crayon for Trisher and I to use, and I come back, and in Hot Pink, all around my color-by-number, were the lryics to "I'm a Barbie Girl".
Needless to say, I am a bit made at Trisher. Especially when I handed the Paper into to Mrs. Potter, and she was like "So Paige, you didn't put your name on it, so should I just assume your name is Barbie"
Grrrrr.
Chapter 32
The Hunt is ON Biotch!
"Okay" I said "We have to find Faramir."
"Whoa" said Trisher "No, we gotta go see Arwen and Aragorn."
"Uh, no. Faramir is First."
"Nuh-uh, you said it yourself 'We don't want Boromir to be King' so I suggest we go there first."
"You are such a dork! I mean, you don't have to worry about anyone cheating with Boromir, I mean really, and then there's Faramir, and I mean, who WOULDN'T want to"
Trisher raised her hand "I wouldn't."
"Well, you married Boromir. I think your mental."
"Uh, if I remember correctly, I didn't have a choice"
"As if."
"Well anyway, do you trust Faramir"
"What"
"Do. You. Trust. Faramir"
"Well...yeah... I guess."
"Good. Becuase we are going back to find Arwen and Aragorn."
"Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy."
"Cuz I said so."
"So? I'm older than you."
"Yeah, but I'm picking right now."
I stuck my tongue out at her.
She stuck hers back out.
"Dork."
"Geek."
"Fine." I said
"Allrigh Then." So Trisher and I went off to find Arwen and Aragorn.
Mean While
"Well" said Gimli, staring deeply into Legolas's eyes "I guess this is goodnight."
"Yes! Thank Va, I mean Thank you, it was very nice." Legolas tried to avoid Gimli's trying to stare into his eyes.
Gimli leaned forward for a kiss.
Legolas pecked his cheek, mentally stabbing himself inside his head, and trying not to puke, or worse.
Gimli sort of stumbled back into his house, Legolas ran as fast as he could away from there.
All of a sudden a roar came from Gimli's house.
"WHERE'S MY WIFE"
He came out snarling, foaming at the mouth, and very red in the face, howling.
"ITS CONSPIRACY"
Thank goodness by some good grace, Gimli ran right past where poor Legolas was lying on the ground, trying to regain some sort of pride that he had had, but currently lost.
Back to Normal, Well, Almost Normal for Us
Trisher and I ran in on a horrific sight. Truely, we shall never be clean of what we saw.
It was Arwen and Aragorn batting their eyes at each other.
Okay, making out is one thing, but when you are just batting your eyes at each other. Dude, just dude.
It's almost as bad as Hayden and Kenzie like harrassing eachother all day, then saying 'omg we hate each other' yeah right, they are SO meant for each other.
But anway...
"Dude! Get a Room" I yelled
"Huh" they both jumped.
"Assuming " but Trisher elbowed me. "Yes, I know what assuming does, Trisher. But anyway, where's Eowyn"
By this time, they had gone back to their little game of batting their eyes, and I think they were playing footsie, just like Jessica and Nick used to.
"Hello" I yelled
"Eowyn who" asked Aragorn
"Good job." cooed Arwen
"They aren't going to help are they" asked Trisher
"I really don't think so." I said
So Trisher and I left.
We sat on some steps.
"So" said Trisher "What do we do now"
Just then, a very rabid looking dwarf ran toward us.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU"
"Now that's something you don't see everyday" I said, as Trisher and I started running,
On the way, we ran into Faramir.
Actually, I ran into him.
"Good Afternoon" I said
Faramir looked around us, and saw Gimli
"What the "
"Dont ask! Just run" yelled Trisher
I grabbed Faramir's wrist and we started running for our lives.
LoL! Will we get chopped up and buried by the rabid Gimli?
I sure hope not!