Trisher Nicole Married Who

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

Disclaimer: Lions, are going to WIN! As of Monday, they are once again undefeated!

That's why I said it!

"Ain't tryin' to be no wannabe ghetto Burtlander" - Gotta live in Chesaning to get that one.

Chapter 34

Your a Good Friend, TrisherNicole

Boromir, though completely confused, and had absolutly no clue why we were being chased by a very angry dwarf, (though he suspected me), was now in the lead, trying to find a place to hide from the very angry dwarf.

"In here" Boromir fairly threw us into a dead-end ally.

"It's a dead end" I said

"Be quiet" he said

We all stood there, barely breathing, till the very angry dwarf ran past us, yelling at the top of his lungs in a different language, but I'm sure it wasn't very pleasant, whatever it was.

"Phew."

All of us were relieved. VERY relieved.

Me, being insane, started to laugh.

Everyone looked at me.

"We almost died, and your laughing" fumed Trisher

"Yes" I said "But the great thing, is we didn't"

Trisher just rolled her eyes.

"Will someone" said Boromir "Please explain to me why we were running from in the first place"

"I will" said Trisher, who then pointed her finger at me.

"What" I said "It's not my fault, not completely, Lord knows what Legolas did to get him that mad."

"Hold on" said Boromir "What does Legolas have to do with anything."

"He dressed up like a girl to go on a date with Gimli, apparently, I don't think it went over to well. Oh dear, I hope Legolas is okay, I'd feel really bad if something happended to him..." I said

"I still don't see why Legolas was going on a date with Gimli.." said Boromir

I started to say something, but Trisher started in.

"I'll get that, you see, Legolas is g-a-y, and he didn't want to tell Gimli, so we helped him dress up like a girl, and gave him some tips, and sent him off."

"That makes no sense." said Faramir

"Yes it does" said Trisher "Don't you see? Legolas is gay, so Paige couldn't of cheated on you, because Legolas prefers guys to girls, if you get me."

A sudden look of understanding came on both their faces.

"Oooooo." they said then, another look of understanding came over their face "Ooooooo."

"And I thought Josh was stupid." I whispered to Trisher.

"At least understood what the word 'gay' meant."

"Yeah."

Then something happened that really made me scared, I mean REALLY scared.

Boromir stepped forward

"I am very sorry for accusing you of anything." said Boromir

My mouth opened, closed, opened again, closed again. For the first time in my life, I was truely speachless.

"Told you he wasn't a bad guy." Trisher said

"Thank you" I managed to get out to Boromir

"Can we put all of these accusations behind us" asked Faramir

"Yes." Boromir and I said at the same time.

"Okay, Boromir meet Paige, Paige meet Boromir."

"Hello."

"Hiya."

I stuck my hand out.

"You shake it." Trisher told Boromir

"Ah."

We shook hands.

"I want you to know" I said "I cried when you died."

"I died" asked Boromir

"Nevermind." I said

"Does this mean you two won't fight anymore" asked Trisher

I bobbed my head

"Aw man" she said "That's not fair! It was getting interesting."

"Fine." I said "Be that way."

"Now, let's get out of here before he decides to come back." said Faramir.

Night was starting to fall, perfect cover, and we left.

Night, when the fun really begins...

I am VERY sorry to ALL Legolas fans, myself included.

I feel horrible!

Trisher Nicole, say nothing, nothing at all! I mean it!

MiNtYgUrL1232, gotta love my AOL screen name!