Trisher Nicole Married Who

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

Disclaimer: LoL, Trisher, you will never let me sleep after you read this chapter...why I even post this I do not know...all of you will love this I'm sure...cept me...

Chapter 35

My Big Debut And Party Crashers

On return to Minas Tirith, we decided to have a little party on escaping a rabid dwarf.

Everyone was there, except a raging dwarf and the blonde broad.

We were partying and having a good time, when Faramir and I snuck out, leaving Trisher alone with Boromir.

"What are they up to" asked Boromir

"I do not want to know." said Trisher

Then Faramir and I returned, and Trisher groaned, because she knew exactly what I was going to do,and it wasn't going to be pretty, though she could black mail me to know end.

I was dressed in a dress similar to the one we had dressed Legolas in.

Trisher elbowed Boromir "How much did they drink"

"I don't know." said Boromir "What are they going to do"

"I know." said Trisher "She, they, are going to sing the MOST annoying song in the universe."

"What song"

"Ths song that I heard right before I brok my leg."

"You broke your leg"

"It was about a year ago, I was in a wheel chair, and once Paige was pushing my wheel chair down a hill, and she let go. That was not cool. And then she got me stuck in the mud."

"I see, but she tried."

"True."

I ran up to Trisher

"You won't believe this" I said

"I can't, your wearing pink."

"I know, but like we left... for some reason... but anyway, we were walking out, and we tripped over this"

I held up my old blue stereo that ran on batteries, orginaly, my sister Anita had taken it to college, and I had never seen it again.

Trisher looked at it.

"Please don't tell me you're going to do what I think you're going to do."

" I think I am, you want in"

"No."

"Sure"

"Very sure. How much have you drank" asked Trisher

"None! Not a lot. Not too much."

Trisher rolled her eyes. "And you wonder why Anita calls you an alcholic."

"No, there's a difference. But I'll discuss that later. Anyway, Ciao"

"Oh god." said Trisher "This going to be bad. Funny. But Bad."

"Okay" yelled a very drunk Eomer, who showed up for the party. "Thanks to an any- anymouse- some one we don't know, we have a music playing thing."

Everybody roared with approval.

"So, who's first" Eomer looked around, Faramir and I didn't want to go first, but no one else knew what do, or knew the songs. "You" yelled Eomer "Your turn."

Trisher banged her head on the table. "I wish I had a camera. I will so kill Paige when she's done."

Boromir looked at her "I think you've gone crazy."

Just then the music started.

The song was a very annoying song I had loved since I was a little kid, it's a dirty song, but a good song. It's started out with dialouge.

Trisher watched in horror and amusment as they started

"Hiya Barbie"

"Hi Ken"

"Want to go for a ride"

"Sure"

"Hop in"

"I'm a Barbie Girl, in the Barbie world, Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush and my hair, undress me everywhere.

Imagination, life is your creation"

"C'mon Barbie let's go party"

Boromir was stunned, but Trisher was laughing her head off at the stupidity of it all.

"I'm a blond bimbo girl in the fantasy world. Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly."

"Your my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink, kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky..."

"You can touch, you can play, if you say 'I'm always yours'."

"C'mon Barbie let's go party"

The crowd was going nuts over this performance, Trisher couldn't believe it.

"Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please! I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees." I was singing my heart out.

"Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again, hit the town, fool around, let's go party"

"You can touch you can play if you say ' I'm always yours'." I really sounded like bimbo.

"C'mon Barbie Let's go party"

Everybody was cheering, including Boromir, excluding Trisher, she was still shocked.

"Oh Ken, I'm having so much fun"

"Well, Barbie, we're just getting started."

"Oh I love you Ken"

That ended the song. 'Thank god' Trisher thought.

But everybody, that wasn't drunk and on the floor that is, gave me and Faramir a standing ovation.

We kept bowing, that is, until all of a sudden a VERY uninvited guest showed up.

Gimli.

"GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" he yelled, weilding his axe. "YOU" He pointed his axe at Trisher. "And you" he pointed his axe at me.

"Me" I asked. "No, you've got me mixed up with Legolas, see, this almost like the dress he was wearing.."

"What" Gimli growled "I JUST KISSED AN ELF, LEGOLAS AT THAT! I AM GOING TO KILLYEH"

Lucky for me, I have a wonderful guy. Faramir drew his sword.

"You will have to get me first."

"Aw" I said "My knight in shining armour" I said

"Not a good time Paige." said Trisher

Eomer chose that moment to pass out.

"Nobody move" yelled Gimli "Not till I get who I want"

Gimli charged right up to us, totaly smashing my stereo in the process.

"Hey" I yelled "That cost a LOT"

Gimli just gave me a menacing look.

I gave him one back.

"Paige" Trisher hissed "Weapon. No weapn. Who do you thinks going to win"

"Can't be that hard." I said "Since he's so SHORT"

Gimli stopped dead in his tracks.

"What'd yeh say" he asked. Everything went deathly silent.

" I said " but Faramir clamped his hand over my mouth.

"Now" he said "Would be a VERY good time to be silent. Understood"

I nodded my head.

"Good." He said

Great. We were being held captive by a man half my height. Not cool. Not cool at all.

Thank you all reviewers! I'd put your names, but I can't remember them!

TrisherNicole, Psycho Bunny, sweet-haret179, Legolas's Girl 9, Frodo 01228, I'm sorry if you aren't up here, or I misspelled your name.

just ask Trisha, I don't do names. That's why I call her Trisher. Among other things, mostly dork.

But , THANK YOU!

Without you reviewers (excluding Trisher) I would get NO emails. Except from Trisher annoying me