Trisher Nicole Married Who

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

Disclaimer : "Pineapple! Buddy, you don't tell people you bought a Jessica Simpson CD"

"I didn't buy it, my Mom bought it for me"

LoL, that boy loves Jessica Simpson, it's scary! He used to have pics of her on his desk, but people found them inapropriete. (Ahem, Fishers)

Chapter 36

In My Dreams

Huh? Why was walking on a beach?

Well, I wasn't going to argue with that.

So I continued walking, until a sheep walked up next to me.

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"Go away" I yelled at it, smacking it upside the head, and kept walking.

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" except this time, the sheep stood up on it's hind legs and poked me in the shoulder.

"Ow" I yelled, smaking the sheep "Bad Sheep! That HURT"

Yet, it didn't faze the sheep, it continued to poke me, and bleat, except, the bleats were becoming clearer.

"Sleeeeeeeeeeeeep. Arrrrrrrrre. Yooooooooooooooooou. Asleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep."

"What" I yelped as the sheep poked me again. "Arrre Yoou Asleeep" I was once again prodded in the arm.

This time I jerked my head up.

"Are you asleep" Trisher looked at me, then prodded me again.

"WOULD YOU QUIT" I yelled

Apparently, I had fallen asleep, and had used Faramir for a pillow.

"How" said Trisher "Do you manage to fall asleep during a hostage negotion process"

That was all too true. Aragorn had been trying to convince Gimli for some time, to no avail.

I shrugged. "Off and On switch."

"But" Trisher stuttered "Your always On"

I shrugged again. "Not my brain." I yawned, and leaned back against Faramir again.

"WAKE UP" yelled Gimli "Your supposed to be SUFFERING! Not SLEEPING"

I shrugged again.

A few minutes later, I was bored, soon my eyes began to glaze over, then they started to close...

"WAKE UP" This time it was Trisher

"Sorry" I said "I can sleep through almost anything."

That was too true, in fact, I had fallen asleep in Math class when the Fire Alarm went off, and I was still sleeping, and I woke up as the teacher was about to shut the door. Man that would have sucked if there had really been a fire.

"Please" said Trisher "They're not very interesting." She was refering to Faramir and Boromir.

"Then go to sleep." I said, yawning again.

"I can't. I can't sleep with the prospect of DYING on my mind." Trisher was raving.

"Sorry, I can't help that I deal better than you."

"Please Gimli, just let us go" pleaded Aragorn

"All right." Gimli grunted "You go. They stay."

"Hey" I yelled"Traitor"

"Yeah" Yelled Trisher "Dork" she yelled

Aragorn, Arwen, and pretty much everyone else skittered out the door.

"What's up wit dat" I said "So not cool." I sat back down, head in my hands.

"Trisher..." I turned toward her "We're gonna die"

"Oh for pities sake." said Trisher "You are not going to die. You hypocondriac."

"Yes I am"

"No your not"

"Yes I am"

"No, your not"

"YES"

"YES"

"See? I knew I was I going to die"

"BE QUIET" yelled Gimli

"Never Fear" Yelled a voice close at hand "Eomer's here"

And he was, he had still been passed out when Gimli had let them go, and now, though he still couldn't stand straight, he had a sword and was waving it around. I didn't think he could help. Much.

"Put down thy axe and let the maidens go" said Eomer

"E-O-M-E-R! If he can't do it no one can" I cheered

"Ahem." said Faramir

"Except Faramir" I said

"Ahem."

"And Boromir" I finished

Gimli just rolled his eyes, marched up to Eomer, and poked his chest.

Eomer swayed, then fell over.

'Great' I thought 'Just peachy.'

"How long does a 30 second update have to be" J-Bob, while reading his S.S assignment.