Trisher Nicole Married Who

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

Disclaimer: Dedicated to my cat: Sockrates (Socks), who died last night during 'Desperate Houswives'

God Bless. Rest in Peace.

Chapter 38

For Now

"So Legolas" I asked him "Why'd you come back"

"I wanted to kill the dwarf. And you two."

Trisher and I looked at each other and Legolas laughed

"Don't worry, after I shot Gimli, I feel so much better. But you two still owe me."

"How about" Trisher suggested "That you just owe her, becuase it's always her fault or her idea."

"Hey" I said "Not always..."

"Hmmm." Trisher said "The Marker incident, or should I say Sharpkie incident"

"I prefer neither." I said

"Or." Trisher thought "What about the Security Gaurd incident"

"That's not cool." I said "I mean, you weren't even there! It was all Bridget and Andrew, and Chris, he was being really mean to me."

"Sure..."

Trisher and I continued arguing, then SHE showed up.

Yup, the blonde broad.

"Hello Faramir." she batted her eyes at him.

Oh no she wasn't. She was NOT hitting on my man.

Oh yes she was!

Trisher saw me, and grabbed my arm. "She's not worth it."

"Yeah, yeah she is." I said "Let me go" I growled. "Now"

"Not worth it." Trisher repeated "Not worth it."

"So worth it."

"Fine." Trisher let me go.

"Thank you" I said "Hello Eowyn. Have you met my husband? Faramir."

She gave me a look of pure poison, and I just grinned.

"Yes." she sniffed.

Trisher saw her opurtunity to pawn off Boromir.

"How about him" said Trisher "I'ma asking a fair price, absolutly free" Boromir's mouth dropped open.

"She's joking." I said, and I elbowed her.

Eowyn sniffed and then walked away.

"What's up with her" asked Faramir

"I don't know." I said giggling

Trisher shook her head at me, she knew me all to well.

"I wonder Paige..." she said

"I know, Faramir, I wonder if I insulted her in anyway"

Trisher and I just laughed, for no particular reason, then I quit.

"Wait, what if she really was trying to steal him" I whispered to Trisher

"Duh." she said "That's what we want"

"Oh...yeah."

"Paige...don't get emotionaly attached to him"

I looked at Faramir, he was so...cute!

"I think I already am." I said.

"You know you have to leave, right" asked Trisher

"Yes" I said "But not right now, so I can be attached."

"For now." said Trisher

"Yes" I agreed "For now."

Sorry if my updates are slow, if you didn't read the top, my cat Socks died last night, and I'm a bit sad.

Cya Later, Thank You Reviewers