Trisher Nicole Married Who

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

Disclaimer: I am sorry for any misuse of any gangsta terms.

Chapter 40

Doing it C-Town Style

For the record, I am not a criminal.

"She's a criminal." said Trisher

"No" I said "Not really."

"Hard-core criminal since pre-school"

"Okay, those were dark times, Trisher."

"What do you mean she's a criminal" asked Boromir

Trisher grinned, and I groaned, and collapsed on a chair.

"Let's see" said Trisher "Would you like her compiled criminal record? Or a brief summery"

"All of it." said Faramir "Please."

Trisher cleared her throat.

"Pre-school, after being pushed by a girl named Jessica, she pushed her into the sandbox, lost freetime for that.

Kindegarden, she was fairly nice, but did trip Tommy while playing Girls chase Boys, and along with friends got Josh to cry when they caught him."

"For the record" I said "Josh was caught fairly"

"First grade..." Trisher began

"C'mon" I said "I am not a criminal mastermind"

"How many Firstgraders can worm their way out of Speech class" she asked, and I stayed silent.

"Second Grade, sent out to the hall for rolling her eyes at a teacher, making up a mean song about said teacher, and mouthing off to teacher."

"It wasn't all my fault, she accused me of rolling my eyes." I muttered.

"Third grade, got her first detention, was accused of throwing pinecone"

"Which I didn't commit! It was Bryce" I said

"Anyway, got her second detention for not doing her math homework. Mouthed off to teacher. Again. and then, Again."

"I didn't like that teacher either."

"Fourth grade"

"Ah dammit." I said "This was a very unfair year"

"Mouthed off to teacher, slammed Ben up against the wall for making fun of some one , accused teacher of being sexist for making her get in trouble rather then Ben, got an F on a paper on Thomas Jefferson beacause teacher could read it, then argued with teacher about it."

"In all fairness, he was an evil troll." I said "And sexist."

"Fifth grad"

I swore again. "Mrs. Conely was evil"
"Let's see. Didn't turn in Math, got in a MAJOR argument with teacher, arguing over her Math award, and for all the students that were in choir who Mrs. Conley didn't give an award"

"See" I said "That fight was for the good of all"

"Then, continued arguing."

"Okay, so maybe I should've given up after she treatened to call the principal."

"Then, we get into her 6th grade year, when she played Basketball."

"Fun,Fun." I said, then swore again.

"Almost broke a girl's nose by throwing a basketball at it..."

"Hey, let me explain that" I said seeing the looks on Boromir and Faramir's faces. "Okay, this girl throws it at me, and it hit me on the head, and she was laughing, and I was like 'You think that's funny?' and I threw it and hit her square in the face. It almost broke her nose. Then I said 'Who's laughing now?' I was put out the rest of the game."

"Then" continued Trisher "Her and Mackenzie attacked a girl for hitting Emily. Then she got in fights with several refs.."

I was feeling a bit guilty now.

"And the list goes on and on, till we get to volleyball, where she purposely hit the volleyball on the head of a ref." she finished. "Now, 7th grade, she was pretty good, except when she closelined Jake while playing three on three basketball.And in 8th grade, she's been fairly good."

"Thank you for my criminal record." I said

"Oh" she said "I almost forgot the incident with the security guard..."

"I think that can wait till another day." said Faramir, who was looking at me warily.

"Hey, she didn't mention what good things I've done." I said "But now, about having me steal something."

Okay, so I am not a hard core criminal, but I am an excellent little thief. I don't steal things like from stores, just for fun, like stealing Trisher's notebooks, stickers, pencils, lead, books, just to see how long till she notices. But I am really good at it, I've done it for my family as well. Such as stealing my dad's coffe mug, and then he goes all over the house looking for it, then I replace while he's upstairs. Simple. If your good.

"All right." said Boromir "Some one, I'm assuming Aragorn, stole some important documents."

"Fine." I said "This is a one-time offer. I am not a proffessional thief, and I have aspirations to be one."

They all nodded.

"Okay, I need to get ready."

I pulled my hair back into a ponytail, put on some lipgloss, and I was ready.

"What kind of papers" I asked

"You'll see them." he said

So we went over to Aragorn's place.

"Who's got a plan" I looked at them, then sighed at their clueless faces "I have to come up with one right"

They nodded. "Okay, then I'm going to do this right. Faramir? If you please. We are going to do this the right way, C-Town Style."

Faramir smiled and nodded.

"K" I said "First before I lift this thing, you got get fuzz to split. Then I sneak in like kid at the Prarie, Give 'em some some, lift it then leave. Then we can head back to the hood and chill."

Faramir nodded.

Boromir looked at Trisher

"You don't want to know. I dont want to know." she said

"Right." I said "Dawg, ready to roll"

"Did you just imply that I am a dog and you are going to roll me"

I put my head in my hands.

"Dawg.." I started, but Trisher hit me.

"In a language I can understand" she yelled.

"Fine, Faramir and Boromir are going to distract the fuzz, the guards, meanwhile, I'm going to get in, talk to Aragorn, steal the papers, then we leave, and go back. Got it" I asked

"What do I do" she asked

"Watch Duty." I said

"What"

"Yeah, stay out here, it if falls through, you can go get the authorities or something, be like Fish and play the race card, I don't care, just if it doesn't go down, get me, us, out of prison. K"

"Fine." Trisher said

"Let's roll." I said

Ain't no wanna be ghetto-Burtlander, fo izzle!